Summer Bay Superpowers

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Building on the bonza idea that Drew’s Shrew had about a cross-over Home and Away/Heroes show, commenter Sorry for being a crazy dingo has given us a deadly list of Home and Away character super-powers:

  1. ALF:  grows gills when he jumps in the water and swims underwater, like a fish which is kind of ironic.
  2. COLLEEN:  able to speak any language at will and talk to animals, that means she can gossip with anyone or anything.
  3. MILES:  the ability to eat food without ever getting full. (Sounds like a crappy superpower, but in later seasons he will discover he has a psychic conscience named Rabbit).
  4. NICOLE:  the ability to attract any person at will with her beauty.
  5. JAI:  the ability to be invincible.
  6. IRENE: the ability to attract troubled children into her lair.
  7. ANGELO: the ability to cause amnesia to others (everyone, including Martha, seems to have forgiven him for killing Jack and covering up the murder).
  8. CHARLIE: the ability to change sexuality at will.
  9. RUBY: the ability to screech so loud, it causes one’s ears to bleed.
  10. GINA: the ability to convince people that she’s actually Tony’s sister and not his grandmother.
  11. XAVIER: the same ability as Ruby.
  12. MARTHA: the ability to never grieve and be constantly sexually promiscuous.
  13. LIAM: the ability to be completely forgotten about only few months after being an Australian megastar.
  14. ADEN: the same ability as Martha.
  15. LEAH: the ability to be as sexy as Penelope Cruz but no-one in town appearing to notice.
  16. RACHEL: the ability to heal, in all areas of medicine.
  17. TONY: the ability of super strength.
  18. ROMEO: the ability to surf REALLY REALLY WELL. (That one sucked).
  19. MINK: the ability to stare at someone and kill them. What a bad ass!
  20. VJ: the ability to shoot water bombs from his hands.
  21. MORAG: the ability to be the best lawyer ever.
  22. RABBIT: the ability to rise from the dead, be psychic and make herself invisible to all but Miles.

What do you reckon? Do you have any others to add?

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