King of the idiots

Thursday, August 21st, 2014

We had a strange experience watching todays episode on the RTE player. After a few minutes the picture went and we were left listening to it. It was like listening to the Archers on BBC radio 4.

Matt doesn’t want to be school captain with Sasha, he feels their relationship would suffer. Sash doesn’t agree and crowned him King of the idiots. Will he be more Solomon or Henry VIII? Leah tried to talk Matt into doing it with Sasha, he reckons she’s just being nosy, but she managed to talk him around. Matt and Sasha are going to become joint captains.

Darcy fancies Jett but he’s not interested which upset her, he friend zoned but she was hoping for more, the age gap was too severe according to him. Heath tried to get to the bottom of it with Jett but just ended up embarrassing Darcy.

Heath is struggling with raising Harley on his own. He almost starved to death with all of the baby chores and had to go to the Diner and order two burgers. Hungry Heath. He then left the baby with John and Marilyn while he headed off. They had a great time minding the baby, I thought Marilyn was going to suggest they have a child of their own.

Dr. Accent wants to get back together with Sophie, Leah doesn’t approve. Maybe there could be a future love interest between them?

Harley hat count: 1
Braxton punch count: 0
Do babies need hats in Austrailia? Looked pretty hot there today.

“We’re a strong couple”

Wednesday, August 13th, 2014

So said Bianca as she discussed the possibility of moving to a new school. Strong is right, they’ve survived both of them cheating, a break-up, a possible divorce and an amazingly quick turn-around to becoming devoted husband and wife again. Anyway, she is off to the new job and Heath is staying in the Bay. She’ll be back at weekends. I doubt this’ll last.

Nate told Sophie the principal’s office tryst won’t be happening again. It turns out she is a prescription drug addict, and Nate was her dealer! Good doctoring there.

Casey still fancies Denny, ooh he is doing it tough. Chris even thanked him for giving them space. Brax had a good laugh slagging Casey about it. Check out his advice-giving here.

So the youngest Braxton/Barrett summoned Denny to the gym after hours and told her how he really feels. She made this face.

WHAT????

WHAT????

Matt is sleeping in the school Wait till Sasha gets wind of this.

P.S. This was the holding image on the RTE player today. Confused the hell outta me.

Tamara go home

Tamara go home

Magic beans

Thursday, July 31st, 2014

Chris needs to work on his business sense. He accepted a scratch card from a customer in place of cash, Irene thinks he may have well asked for magic beans. He apologized to Irene and she gave him the scratch card back. He won a cruise but gave it to Irene.

Casey is worried about being home on his own after the drive by, he told all to Denny in the diner. Chris is still a bit paranoid about Denny being mates with Casey so that was why he wouldn’t go on the cruise. He’s going to have a free gaff at Irene’s place but will have to work extra shifts at the diner due to his boss’s holiday. As a result, Denny called over to keep Casey company with pizza in hand. Does anybody in that town ever get sick of pizza? He gave her the eye, definitely something cooking between them.

Jett can’t afford to pay Denny for her work on the boat due to his pay dispute with John. Luckily for him Alf was on hand to offer him a job in the bait shop. He’ll soon be a salty sea dog like Denny and Alf. Marilyn got John & Jett to sit down and discuss their issues with pay, she’d make a good shop steward.

Sasha is annoyed with Matt and they had a row in the diner about who did and didn’t get it. He told her that her face is a complete tool, which didn’t go down well. He stripped off on the beach in front of the whole town, which worked as an apology somehow.

See ya Tamara

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014

They once called her Tedious, but today Tamara decided to make a surprising move and leave the Bay. Her accident and impending operation made her miss the mother she hasn’t mentioned once in the past year and a half. See our first mention of Tamara here.

Bye Tamara - nobody's hero

Casey’s amazing tshirt – you can say that again, Case

Sasha’s exposé of Oscar’s hit-and-run caused a rift between Denny and Chris. Apparently Sasha is like a younger sister to Chris. Anyway, Chris stood up for himself and Denny thought that was deadly.

Oscar turned himself in to the YCPD. Will he go to juvie? Is he just trying to avoid doing the HSC? Only time will tell.

Heath is struggling with the bub. Bianca feels sorry for him. REUNION!

 

 

 

Almost blind

Monday, July 21st, 2014

Tamara’s brain is about to explode, we’ve seen that storyline before.

Oscar is still trying to fess up about the accident but Evelyn wants him to cease and desist, his conscience won’t let him. He spilled his guts to Sasha and she wants to write his story in her newspaper article.

Phoebe’s missing her father so she rang him and appologised, why did she bother? Now that herself and Ricky are full-time Braxton babes will they have to get the Blood and Sand tattoos?

Drop the bomb

Thursday, May 29th, 2014

Casey is struggling to adjust after Brax dropped the Barrett bombshell. He didn’t want to discuss it with Brax, he just walked off for a mope in the gym on his own. Andy told Casey he quit the gym job, then told Josh to stay away from his long lost bro. Brax came into the gym to confront Casey and they went for a drink in Angelo’s. Casey lost it when he found out that everyone in the Bay knew about his parentage before he did and the restaurant descended into a mass brawl, it was like a scene from Roadhouse.

Sasha met Matt at the diner and told him that she’s leaving the bay for a while. She’s off to visit Sid and Indi in Broken Hill. She gave Matt a pep talk about his future but he has no plans, just hanging around, waiting to see if a job lands in his lap.

Phoebe is trying to get Kyle to sack her. Why doesn’t she just quit? Very strange behaviour. It worked in the end, kind of, she quit at the same time as he fired her so they both got what they wanted.

Look what the cat dragged in

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

Spencer found Matt sleeping on the doorstep of Irene’s house so he passed him onto Sasha. She got him showered, dressed and took him to Leah’s. She followed the Summer Bay tradition of taking him in without a second thought. Matt and Sasha celebrated with a pash on the beach. Spencer won’t be happy when he finds out.

Maddy let slip to Josh that she kissed Spencer on the sly. He stormed off in a huff which left Maddie depressed. Oscar swooped in to pick up the pieces and provide a shoulder for her to cry on.  Maybe he’ll be able to take advantage if they break up?

Nate was annoyed when he found out Ricky isn’t seeing Brax as he assumed she broke up with him to be with Brax.  Now Ricky is on the market again could there be room for a reconciliation?  Leah seems to think so.

Diner on a downer

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

Business is bad at the diner. The risotto food poisoning incident put all of the customers off eating there, which isn’t surprising. Marilyn was given the day off due to lack of customers but decided to go the whole hog and handed her notice into Irene. Things are so bad that she’s considering closing the diner. That should work out well for Angelo’s given it’s the only other eatery in town.

Brax displayed remarkable parental skill with his new nephew Harley. Ricky was dead impressed but still didn’t feel like revealing her miscarriage to him. She had a change of heart after talking to Casey and decided to tell him what happened, he was suitably shocked.

Brax went to confront Andy about the photo and denied knowing what it was about. Andy told Casey he’s leaving the gym for a while, where’s he off to? It must have something to do with the photo.

Sasha took Matt around to her place and tried to cheer him up but he just wanted to get it on. Sasha suggested playing poker and things got flirty so she told him to cool it. He rejected her help and said that she had screwed things up for him by recommending sending his sister away but then he returned and apologised, now they are bestest buds.

 

Harley, is it?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

I have a question: why does Heath have the baby if the ma isn’t dead yet?

Harley started roaring when he met Cheryl, an appropriate response, some might say.

Matt was trying to be all things to his little sister while their da is in jail. Sasha has some form in this area, so she convinced Matt to hand the young one over to DOCS. In fairness to Matt, at least he didn’t make Ellie live in a toilet.

Leah is still in hospital but her liver is on the mend, so no donor for her. Jett is delira and Veej is nowhere to be seen.

P.S. DANNY WAS A DOG! Good woman Cheryl.

Fallout

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2014

What happened today?

  • Heath met Jess
  • Bianca saw them and got the hump
  • Irene told her to cop on
  • Heath tried to sort it out with Bianca
  • She made him choose between her and the baby
  • Jess went into labour
  • Matt kissed Sash
  • Matt told Spencer
  • Spencer punched Matt
  • Sasha apologised to Spencer
  • He is sick of her drama and dumped her
  • Jett blackmailed Sasha to get on the council
  • Jett is using the student council to commemorate Gina

I’d say Sasha and Matt will be doing a line before long.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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