Oi…we’re brothers

Monday, June 9th, 2014

Poor oul’ Casey is doing it tough. He’s so cut up about not being a son of The Dog, that he literally cut himself up. He got the tattoo sliced right off his back. And him topless 50% of the time! Brax found him in a shivering heap and called Dr. Nate to the gym to tend to Braxton/Barrett Jr. For some mad reason, Casey wouldn’t go to hospital, so the doc fixed him up there and then. Brax was fierce ungrateful.

On a positive note, Case is still in touch with the Brit chick, so I’d say he’ll be heading that way shortly, ifthis is anything to go by (spoilers galore).

Oscar hasn’t owned up that he mowed Tamara down. Zac thinks he himself did it, and Tamara can’t remember at all. This is her second time with memory loss, she’s very fragile.

Chris got Irene out of the house and spruced up his bedroom in anticipation of taking it to the next level with Denny. No fairy lights though, so I’d say he’ll be unsuccessful. He was offering to put Irene up in a hotel to make up for the inconvenience, not sure how he’s affording that on a diner wage.


Hooning around like a wild hog

Friday, December 16th, 2011

Liam’s in the hospital after colliding with Brax and Charlie’s cahhhh. I hope nothing happens to Xavier before the rockstar recovers, there’ll be no bed for him.

Heath and Bianca covered for Chax. Bianca is overly distraught, considering she and Liam are no longer an item.

Sid convinced Alf to hold off on the boat sale. Harvey is very anxious to close the deal. He called around to Romeo to give him a bollocking. Indi overheard and was shocked at Harvey’s extreme knobishness.

Sam admitted to driving the apple core getaway car, meaning Brax is off the hook. Charlie still resigned though. Boss Joyce was confused as to why.

Sid made a house call to Irene, who seems to have lost her hair overnight. That’s the end of her lovely new do! Roo called around and ad a blue with Sid, who ended up telling her Harvey is a fool and he still loves her. Awwww.

Home and Away is off the air now, until JANUARY 16th! How on earth will we manage?

I am Colleen Smart; I am a Bay identity

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

Colleen is so easily swayed.  I bet if someone had told her "Here, kill Sam", she’d do it.

The new diner is looking posh.  Sally’s probably on her way home from Singapore as we speak to have a nose around.

Yahoo – new whodunnit storyline!

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

We haven’t had one of these for a while, not since the days of Angie.  Prior to that, "Who killed Josh?" was the question on the lips of every Summer Bay resident.

It goes like this:

  • loads of people have contact with the deceased in the hours before s/he dies
  • everyone is cross-examined like Billy-o by the SBPD aka Lara Fitzy and the fat Sarge
  • a few incriminating facts are revealed in the process, just before
  • the culprit comes clean or is revealed in a most dramatic fashion

Who killed Sam?  Vote in our poll!

She’s off.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

That’s that.  Sally is no longer a Summer Bay resident; she left because, eh, because she lost her job I think.  Feck’s sake, suck it up!

So, the Sam/Jack/Martha storyline is coming to a head next.  Look at this clip on youtube – those Aussie previews are amazing.  Sam is like something out of a horror film now – standing staring on the beach, saying "Hello Martha" in a really menacing voice.  Creepy wagon.

Handy little bump

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Great timing there for Sam. Now Jack is having a baby – with a murderer!
Plus, isn’t Jazz some harlot?

Evil little wife

Monday, April 28th, 2008

What in the name of God is Sam up to? Looks like Joe has a pretty heavy hand, he gave her a good going over. Dunno how that’s going to prove her innocence though.

Bad clothes day

Monday, February 25th, 2008

What was the story with Martha’s dress today? She looked like a loop the loop ice pop.  Will she be leaving for good or will she come back when Jack inevitably changes his mind about marrying Sam? The latter methinks.

Is Martha the maddest person in the bay?

Monday, February 18th, 2008

Why did Martha put on Sam’s dress?  She should give up being a barperson and be a professional mad woman. What possessed her to do it? Crazy. Jack wasn’t too put off though. Does he want to marry Sam at all? I think he preferred Martha in it.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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