I’m sorry, I take it all back

Tuesday, March 4th, 2014

After all of my giving-out that H&A was gone a bit zzz, a bit meh, they throw that episode at us! Look at all that happened:

Harvey came back!! I’m so glad I was too lazy to put him on the wall of death now! No explanation yet though. Bet he swam back.

Oscar and Evelyn got kidnapped by their dad, who is now CULT BOSS!! Kyle put in a brave effort trying to save them, but got bashed by cult hencemen. He’s come a long way since his own kidnapping days.

Montgomery’s bomb went off, in the hospital!! Ricky, Bianca, Heath, Irene and Nate all got flung about in the blast. Is that the end of Brax Junior?

AND, Johnny Cooper was on TwoTube! He was a classic Summer Bay baddie, throwing his weight around, threatening Brad, and making his brother Rocco stab Sally. HELLO TEACH!

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Brax goes inside

Friday, December 13th, 2013

Josh and Andy’s ma took a shot at Brax but managed to shoot her Josh instead.  Not her best ever move I would imagine.  Brax will have to mull it over in jail as he makes friends with his new friends inside.  He told Ricky to take care of Josh but that make not take long if he dies before he gets out of jail.

Marilyn saved John from choking in the diner, she knew it was going to happen as she had one of her occasional psychic feelings.  Maybe she’s been using the dark arts again?

Maddy has returned home.  Roo told her that Alf felt bad about giving out to her but they managed to kiss and make up.  Alf is fairly shook by Romeo’s passing away and is going to head off to Sally and Pippa in the US.  Imagine Alf stateside, he’ll probably come back in cowboy gear or an L.A. gang member.

We’ll have to wait a month to find out how it all turns out, RTE are taking a break from the show for a month.

Switcharoo

Tuesday, November 12th, 2013

A few people in Summer Bay seem to have had extreme changes of mind lately:

Jett: Marilyn should stay away from John / I’ll help John woo Marilyn.
John: I’m not interested in Marilyn / I’m very interested in Marilyn.
Alf: I am a stoic man / I am an emotional wreck / I am stoic again.

I can’t keep up.

In other news, town party planner Roo threw a very cute going-away party for Pippa Jr. That wee one is a super actor. Aww. She and Sally are off to the States for treatment on Brax’s dollar, but they swear they’ll be back.

IN CULT NEWS: The boss man is called Murray. Oscar wants out. Evelyn loves the cult.

Torpedo captain Palmer

Monday, November 11th, 2013

John and Jett interrupted a romantic dinner between Marilyn and Winston.  They had been having a fancy slap up meal with champers down on the pier before the two interlopers stuck their necks in.  John isn’t happy with Marilyn having a new love interest, despite the fact that he did nothing to show much interest in her when she made her feelings known.  Winston isn’t happy having competition so this could become problematic.

Alf doesn’t want Sally and Pippa 2 to leave, he’ll be devo’d without them.  He’s going to head out fishing when they’re heading off as he doesn’t want to go through another tough goodbye.

Maddy has taken a shine to the young lad who ran her off the road.  Roo isn’t happy about her seeing him but Maddy thinks he deserves a fair go as she saw his older bro putting pressure on him.  If they could get him to move into the caravan park he’d be a reformed character in no time.

Bad Boys, Bangers and Bubbly

Friday, November 1st, 2013

Today’s news:

  • Winston turned up to buy the boat, cue some pointless drama with him and Harvey slagging each other and playing jokes
  • Casey and Maddy were in a car crash, they were run off the road by some rival gang of boyz who know the Braxtons
  • Roo got a massage from Pippa 2 and it was great apparently
  • Brax and Sally had a chat on the beach, then she came home to find Pippa still up, a big no-no
  • Bianca and Heath are off on honeymoon but they’re lucky that their house is still there after somebody lit a load of candles in their place

Living in the now

Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

Dexter has gone to flying doctors training for a few days, leaving the Walker sisters at home to talk about Indi and Chris. He wants a serious relationship with Indigo but she’s not sure. Sasha thinks she should steer clear. Then herself and Spencer recruited Chris to help them break into Bianca’s office and remove the wedding bunting they had put up. It took them ages to clean it up and they ended up scrapping over Chris and Indi. Sort it out lads, it’s getting boring.

Sally is worried about Pippa 2 so Roo took her to the gym. I don’t know how Roo manages to go to the gym, it’s hard to do exercise when you’re wearing a massive dress. They gave Indi some love advice while they were there. Roo gave Sally the low-down on Romeo while they were there, been a while since anybody mentioned him. Is he dead yet? Nobody seems to know. Indi made her mind up after the chat and decided that she’s going to give it a proper go with Chris.

John is going ahead with his bus tour business. Harvey wants a job but there isn’t enough work for that yet. He could be on the dole for a while yet.

Guilt

Thursday, October 24th, 2013

Maddy decided she wanted to go to the next level with Casey for some reason. Maybe she was impressed by him blacking out on the beach and getting sick on himself, problem drinkers are so hot right now. Casey then thought better of it and said he didn’t want her first time to be with him, so Maddy legged it in tears. Roo was unimpressed and kicked Casey out of his van, maybe he’ll go to live on the beach or in Sid’s ditch, it should be free now that he’s left town. She wants Casey to stay away from Maddy and has asked Brax for his help, all Casey wants is a sandwich, and it looked like a tasty one. Roo and Brax apologised when they learned the truth but Casey is annoyed with them all for thinking the worst of him. Not only that but Maddy wants him to steer clear of her too. He’s all on his own now, but at least he has the grog.

Bianca is having a great time learning to surf with Ricky. Unfortunately for her she is about to get wiped out when Heath reveals his playing away from home on the stag in Melbourne. But first, she has to have her hen, in Angelo’s as there are no other venues in the Bay. She invited her oldest friends and those she only knows for two seconds like Sally. They all had a great time drinking wine and giving each other compliments. Then Bianca went home to Heath where he chickened out of telling her about the barmaid. Will he feel guilty and ditch her at the altar?

The ghost bus

Tuesday, October 22nd, 2013

John, Marilyn and Jett are still trapped in the bush. John headed off to get help from a garage but while Jett and Marilyn were left behind they started talking about Gina and then shazam – the bus started working again. I think the bus is possessed by Gina’s ghost, which should make their tours interesting, if a bit spooky.

Sally is going to take Pippa 2 to the states, against the better judgement of the evil doctor. She had a few more run-ins with April but gave her a lecture where April seemed to take a few points from Dr Bradley. Sometimes doctors have to be tough apparently. She spoke to Tamara and told her it was time she made up her mind on Casey and Kyle, which bro will she go for, “Crazy Eyes” or “Jutting Jaw”?

I miss Flynn, sez Sally

Monday, October 21st, 2013
Flynn Saunders, double trouble

Photo from the wonderful backtothebay.net

Which one, sez I? Do you think she has a composite in her head when she thinks of her erstwhile husband?

Winston came good with the money, the Blaxland has been sold, and Sally and Pip are heading for America, where the streets are paved with miracle cures. Alf warned young Fletcher against getting her hopes up too high.

Sasha is utterly disgusted at the obvious attraction between Chris and Indi. He is clearly a bleedin’ dope, but the horse and carriage was a nice touch.

Jett is acting the boyo with Marilyn and John, being a proper moody teen and slagging off their bus tour. He’s going to tell John that Marilyn lurves him any second now.

Weddings, wine and worries

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

Bianca is planning her wedding with Zac, who she seems to be into all of a sudden. Leah and Irene are dead suspicious. The teachers went back to Bianca’s house to get locked on wine and have a bit of a flirt. They were having a great time until he asked her a question she didn’t want to hear: are you sure he’s the right one for you? Cue an affair with Zac, and Heath getting jilted at the altar if her past record is anything to go by.

Pippa 2 is sick. She had a fit at school and had to be taken to hospital. Sally is worried that the treatment in the US may not work, is it too late for the kid?

Jett copped on that Marilyn is into John and gave her a talking to, she’ll never replace Gina. She’s going to carry on with the business but is going to try and put her feelings to one side after a chat with Roo. Good luck with that Maz.

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Original image from This is Oz



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