Here’s Sinead from RTE Twotube recreating a classic Home and Away scene between Sally and Cassie.

Liam and Bianca are engaged. It must be at least two weeks since she had sex with another man, so fair enough. Good one by Liam taping the ring inside her motorbike helmet. I hope they invite His Royal Highness Vittorio.

Indi found out Romeo gave Mink their savings. She gave him a bollocking, and rightly so. I hope she still has her own bank account.

Romeo gave the weird spy fella info on the new development, which weird spy fella passed onto Harvey. Harvey announced this at a council rally, and everyone was strangely disgusted at what looked like a nice new development to me.

In terrible news, Miles is leaving. Sally got him a teaching job in Thailand, the wench. He can’t take being around Leah anymore. Boooo.

Lastly, I wish Colleen would call to my house with scones. She could nose around all she wanted.

Oh, actually, I forgot that Leah saw Little Brax when Big Brax and Charlie were having night-time boldness in the kitchen. Why don’t either of the lovebirds have their own house?

Who was the mystery weirdo watching Charlie and Brax having a pash? Wouldn’t it be deadly if it was Alf, and this was a hobby of his?

Anyway would Charlie and Brax ever eff off? She’s a cop and bad at her job. He’s a prior dealie (betcha that’s a word) with ties to his past. I get it, it’s a conflict. Zzzzzzzz

Miles found out about Elijah fancying Leah. He was heartbroken, poor thing. Leah doesn’t know, and has no interest in the Rev. Good woman Leah, he’s turned into a SAP. Miles is going to visit Sally in Thailand, hopefully he meets Cassie and Baby Henk too.

Romeo got yet another job, and immediately asked for an advance. My faith in his business acumen is dwindling by the day.

Sid and Roo are an item again. Turns out she loves paeLLa.

Oooh, Jake is scary, isn’t he? Loads of random shouting in the middle of sentences. Anyway now he has Ruby and Casey held hostage. Charlie will LOVE this.

Leah told Miles she’s on the bubble. He looked confused. I bet he was thinking “Am I allowed eat the diner food now?”. She is scared to have the baby, not sure why, is it because she had to give the last one to Sally and Flynn?

Dex told his ma to stay away. I’m dying for a look at her. Bet she’ll turn up anyway.

There’s a girl who works in Angelo’s who looks really like Sally, she’s always in the background.

Check this out; who do you think wears the beard best? This was sent to homeandawayireland HQ by the reader known only as Saul.

Ooh, Nicole got seduced by the glamour of college life.  She even met a nice boy at her very first college party.  Sweet.  Pity she’s up the duff.

Dr. Sid and Marilyn have agreed to look into other options, in case Nicole sees the chisler and wants it for her very own.  Sensible.  However, when they told Nicole, she threw a mickeyfit.  This storyline will probably swing back and forth until she has the baby.

I forgot that Morag and Marilyn are mates.  Flathead pointed out that Marilyn used to be Morag’s housekeeper, but that’s long before my H&A time.

Alf handed over control of the Surf Club to JP.  He’s taking some me time.  I bet he goes to visit Sally/be in a West End show.

I think she should have had Roxy as bridesmaid.

Yay a Summer Bay wedding is impending!  I wonder what shenanigans will go down at Elijah and Leah’s nuptials?  They won’t be able to beat Sally and Flynn’s hospital ceremony!  Or Kim arriving at his on horseback.

I hope the Diner does a coffee loyalty card because Myles has been lashing into it recently. But then again, it’s out of commission at the moment so he’s having to make do with home brew, and lots of it. All because Rabbit, his imaginary friend, has told him that he’ll die if he falls asleep.  So he’s been up all night, talking to his dead daughter.  And now he has to go into work, exhausted and scared.  Scared of a premonition from a girl with a history of successfully predicting the future.  It’s a bit funny that Miles, once the imaginary Milco, is now befriended by an imaginary friend of his own.  What would Sally make of it all?

Oh no lads, Sally’s getting hitched.  Do you reckon this wedding will end up in a hospital, like her last one?  I wonder will she invite “Mr. Stewart”?

I can’t believe she was “somewhere in Europe” and didn’t visit us.

Thanks to Emma for the tip-off!