Oooh, Jake is scary, isn’t he? Loads of random shouting in the middle of sentences. Anyway now he has Ruby and Casey held hostage. Charlie will LOVE this.

Leah told Miles she’s on the bubble. He looked confused. I bet he was thinking “Am I allowed eat the diner food now?”. She is scared to have the baby, not sure why, is it because she had to give the last one to Sally and Flynn?

Dex told his ma to stay away. I’m dying for a look at her. Bet she’ll turn up anyway.

There’s a girl who works in Angelo’s who looks really like Sally, she’s always in the background.

Charlie came to the rescue at the beach, calling an ambulance when Ruby couldn’t. Xavier went back to the hospital and is grand. As someone pointed out the last time he was in, young males in Summer Bay General are not allowed to wear tops. Anyway, Gina and John had to pass up a trip to Hawaii to keep an eye on the surfing champ.

Dex and Kate called it a day, and April copped on that Dex lurves her. Cue loadsa coy, meaningful glances.

Colleen is amazing. She reckons The Man Upstairs has it in for her, after the small electrocution, due to her gossiping ways. Elijah called over and she went mental. Brilliant. I especially like Morag as nursemaid.

Whither now for young Casey? He stands at a crossroads and needs to choose a path.  Option 1 involves him sticking it out at school and trying his best in the HSE, making a go of it with Ruby, then going on to be a productive member of society, maybe getting a job in the bait shop or the surf club.  There aren’t that many options for adult males in the bay outside of YCPD, the hospital or the school.  Option 2 would see him drop out and revert to River Boy mode.  He could spend his days surfing, drinking, annoying staff in the diner/surf club and wrestling on the beech.  No doubt he’ll choose option 2, wouldn’t we all?

Romeo is aiming for businessman of the year.  He’s not getting enough business renting the blaxland as things stand.  I fear he’s going to take Heath up on his offer of transporting the river boys and their contraband cargo.  Foolish boy.  Does he not know by now that the life of crime never pays in the bay?  Miles and Roo won’t see him too far wrong, but he won’t be able to rely on Morag’s guidance as she’s off to the city.  The bay won’t be the same without it’s biggest brain.

Ruby is in the clear, her sexual health is impeccable. So that means bould Emily infected Romeo. They should have dragged the STD storyline out for ages longer, it would have affected nearly everyone in the Bay.

In today’s episode, it was Charlie’s birthday. Morag has copped on about the Sergeant and Mr. Braxton, so it’ll be out in no time.

Dex went on a date with Summer. It didn’t work out as he only has eyes for April. Xavier likes the look of Summer though, maybe they’ll swap?

Help us solve this mystery, where did the chlamydia originate? Have we left someone out?

Edit: it doesn’t matter, Ruby doesn’t have chlamydia, so the buck stops with Emily.

Roo and Sid are continuing their flirtations unabashed.  Sid made it very clear that he is thrilled to be working with her on the fund raiser.  Roo’s ex business partner, Laura, noticed their blatant exchanges, in fairness it was hard not to notice.

Romeo copped a knuckle supper from Casey once he found out that Ruby might have an STD courtesy of Romeo. Ruby wasn’t too impressed but what can she expect?  Once a river boy, always a river boy.

Romeo has a burny one, and Sid has a wandering one. That’s why he’s so mad at young Smith, he reckons Romeo’s a philanderer, just like him. The doctor was fairly eyeing up Roo when she visited Angelo at the hospital.

Anyway the STD thing is sorted now. Romeo is treating it, and Indy is disease-free. I bet Ruby’s not though.

Roo’s friend Nora turned up in the Bay. Roo did something bold but it looks like Nora forgives her. All will be revealed.

Nicole wants her baby back, unsurprisingly. Does this mean poor Marilyn is going to lose Sid and George too? Sad.

Poor oul’ Casey, he’s the best of the Braxtons, but things with Ruby are dodgy since the disappearance of Angelo. Apparently he was like a “stepdad” to Rubes. Indy talked some sense into her, and the two ladies made up while they were at it. Awww friends…

Colleen got her undergarments in a twist over Keith, so Morag invited him to the caravan park to thrash it out. Colleen used a weird whispery voice to tell Keith she wanted to be more than friends. Level 1 achieved, yippee for Mrs. Smart. Even if Keith is about twice her height.

Meanwhile, at sea, Romeo was running a divorce cruise with a load of rowdy ladies. One fell overboard and the Captain saved her. I think it was all a ruse to get Romeo to strip.

Marilyn and Sid were performing their own Carry On film, after he came home locked as a result of hanging out with Elijah. Luckily George started crying and saved us all the embarrassment.

Colleen and Keith found the most obvious grave ever in the woods. IS IT ANGELO ROSETTA’S?

…but I have faith in young Rosetta’s survival instincts. The net is closing in on the Braxes though. How will Charlie ever forgive Brax for this? Probably easily enough, given his powers of persuasion. Also, Ruby didn’t seem too upset over Angelo’s disappearance; that was fairly cold considering they lived together for ages.

April is back with Xavier, but Dex secretly LOVES her. Bad choice, April!

After the surf carnival, things got a bit out of control. The River boys were pissed as they left the carnival. Charlie got hit with a bottle and didn’t know who did it. This made Charlie even more confused than usual. She decided to call in the big guns, that’s right it’s FITZY Wilson!!!

Making a long awaited return to the bay after her maternity leave, she is going to sort this bother out quick smart. Sherlock Holmes has nothing on Fitzy Wilson. Charlie will find it hard to protect Ruby and her River boy boyfriend now.

In other news, Nicole breastfed George even though there were bottles of milk nearby. Colour Marilyn unimpressed.

The River Dicks brought Angelo hunting then pretended they were going to shoot him. Basically trying to frighten the bejesus out of him. Meanies.