From the vaults: KISSES HURT SO MUCH!!!!!

Saturday, January 26th, 2013


CLASS song!

STALKER!

Tuesday, January 15th, 2013

Well, Leah has a stalker. Brilliant. What’s his story? Maybe someone related to her was involved in his mother’s death? Either way, I’m loving it!

Romeo took Dex out for the day, Dex wee’d himself, some girls approached, and Romeo saved the day by firing him into the ocean. Poor Dex. Still no mention of Ruby, who put him in this situation; these people have ridiculous levels of forgiveness.

Summer Bay Beefcake Bonus

Sunday, January 13th, 2013

So, Romeo and Heath are heading this way next. I hope Ruby’s coming too, I’d be interested to see how her hair turned out.

Bet Brax was singing our praises.

http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/romeo-heath-home-and-away-ireland-750393-Jan2013/

P.S. April’s coming too!

Blaxland of love

Thursday, November 22nd, 2012

So, Roo and Haaaaavey sorted it all out on the Blaxland. He proposed again, just for good measure. There was a lot of back and forth and it’s-your-fault-not-mine blah blah nonsense, but they came good in the end.

Harvey is one of the best names to say in an Aussie accent. Try it there. Let me know if you did in the comments. I’m doing it now. Haaaaaaaaaavey.

Dex is sick of being a burden on his family, and on April. His short-term memory is caput, for the minute anyway.

Sid has upped his drinking game, by imbibing in the house, not in a ditch. I kind of liked it when he was a knacker-drinking doctor.

In the Walker household, there is no mention of Ruby, her sabotage of Indi’s car, or her part in Dex’s injuries. At the very least, they should be going after her for medical expenses. It’s ridiculously (and unbelievably) forgiving of them.

Bianca and Heath have decided to live together. They really put the cart before the horse. Bianca’s face when Heath suggested it was gas, it was as if it had never crossed her mind. I hope she is ready for The Boyz calling around with crates of beer, and for Heath running his steroid-selling business out of the house.

P.S. Rocco is going to be grand.

Ow, me knee

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

There are romantic disasters a-plenty in Summer Bay at the moment.

Harvey went to his ex’s house after he misunderstood the state of his relationship with Roo. Handily, Lottie was at some camp or other. Harvey’s ex seemed to have undergone a personality transplant; she was very giggly and quite nice. Of course, Harvey couldn’t resist the allure of her mild hospitality, and they ended up kissing.

Meanwhile, a despondent Roo was phoning him over and over. What a bleedin’ mess.

The high point of this episode was an amazing montage in which Romeo dashed into the surf, out of the surf, carried a surfboard, and just started sprinting. Unfortunately, the montage ended in a sickening crunch, which meant he’d only gone and done his knee in again. Dr. Sid was none too impressed.

While sitting injured in the Diner, Romeo ran into Indi, who announced that she and Liam were no more. Despite his gammy knee, Romeo got on his high horse and told Indi he couldn’t support her in her break-up, when she’d given up on their marriage so easily. Eh, hello Romeo? What about living and having a pretendy-baby with Ruby?

Back at the gaff, Romeo started quizzing Marilyn on alternative therapies for his knee. When she couldn’t help him, he went online and started researching steroids. Uh-oh! (Bet Heath could get him some)

Two little mates

Friday, October 19th, 2012

Romeo’s dreams are falling apart in front of his eyes. He went for a walk on the beach with his “best mate” only to be told that he’s carrying on with his ex-wife. Romeo can’t stand the sight of Liam now and is moving out of Leah’s house to show his displeasure. Maybe he can follow Ruby’s road to ruin and go sulk in a van for a while before sabotaging Liam’s motorbike.

Tim’s new business venture means that Roo has landed a dream job for herself. The downside is that she’ll have to commute to the city. Harvey is less than impressed about his fiance spending time with her ex. Harvey isn’t very secure in his relationship but Roo wouldn’t do the dirt, would she?

Richard wants Jet, but Jet doesn’t want to go to crappy Western Australia. When his Dad turned up at the gaff looking to collect his nipper, Jet had a change of heart and left with his old man. That’s another former crook kid reformed by the redemptive airs of the bay. He can leave town with his head held high. Gina will be heart-broken now, she’ll have to find another pet project.

Catch-up

Monday, October 15th, 2012

We’re back and all caught up, here are our thoughts:

  • That’s the end of Ruby, everyone was surprisingly nice to her in the end. Hope she has fun in the US.
  • DON’T DIE DEX
  • Roo marrying Harvey, why bother?
  • Will Lottie be back for the wedding?
  • Good hair April
  • Good graveside chat Brax (oi)
  • Good cutting Dex out of car scene
  • Why didn’t the picture get damaged in the car?
  • Orange overalls yes

Danny’s dastardly designs

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012

Danny has poor innocent Casey under his influence. His scheme is coming to fruition and fallout is going to be huge. Casey is getting tight with Ruby and is going to borrow money from her for his road trip with Danny, or so Danny believes. Casey is not quite the fool everyone has him down for. He is in fact a double agent and is keeping tabs on what Danny is at. He let Brax in on his intentions but nobody else knows about his double life. The name’s Braxton, Casey Braxton.

Alf had a chat with Ruby and asked her to move back into Summer Bay house. What is Ruby up to these days? All she seems to do is surf, go for coffee and hang around the caravan park. Charlie’s inheritance means she doesn’t have to work for a living, lifestyles of the rich and foolish.

Harvey is missing Lottie since she went to live with Mel but on the upside he sounds like he’s well up on the latest social media trends and will be able to keep in touch with her. At least the Blaxland is getting upgraded and refitted. How will Roo be able to get him back in good spirits? It might take more than a picnic basket and a bottle of iced tea.

Trialing times

Tuesday, September 18th, 2012

Ruby is hanging around Casey as nobody else is giving her attention. Pretty odd behaviour according to April and she’s not wrong. Sasha wasn’t impressed when she overheard April telling Dex about it. She stormed off in a huff, the course of unrequited love never runs smooth.

Aprex told Casey that Ruby was never pregnant in the first place. How did she avoid telling him that fact? Casey was incredibly understanding, forgiving her transgressions. He’s a very kind boy. Any chance they could get back together? When they went to the party in Angelo’s she got a bit jealous seeing Liam and Indi flirting and planted one on Casey to get her own back. Ruby is selfish bordering on psychotic.

Romeo is loaded now that he has a swanky sales job. That’s enbabled him to eat dinner in Angelo’s staring at Indi as she waits tables. Liam tried to disuade his mate from laying it on so thick, but does he have an ulterior motive? The longer they work together, the more likely a Lindi liaison becomes. Sid also tried to talk Romeo out of getting back together with his daughter but he might as well have been talking to a lampost.

Some odd clothing choices in the Walker house. Dex was wearing two t-shirts and Sasha had two pairs of shorts on. Interesting selections.

Lottie who?

Monday, September 17th, 2012

There was a whole lotta Lottie talk in that episode, but she never appeared. Mel wants her back, and revealed that Haaavey was locked when the young lad died. She’ll tell all in court, if it comes to it. Haaaavey will have to ‘fess up to Lottie first.

Poor Casey, the best of the Braxtons, doesn’t know who to trust. His da is behaving very creepily around all females, plus it’s now common knowledge that Brax is trying to pay back Danny’s 50 large. Perma-bashed Brax met a dodgy dude in a car, and is about to take part in something equally dodgy. Drugs or theft or just plain show-bashing?

Casey very strangely told Ruby to stay close and keep trusting him. WTF?

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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