Husbands and brothers

Saturday, January 25th, 2014

The women of Summer Bay can’t hauld on to a man. Indi’s fella left when he got sick, but handily appears in dreams to help with jewellery. Roo’s is missing in action somewhere off Asia, and she is rejecting all offers of support.

The brothers of Summer Bay, however, are more interested in scrapping than doing a runner. Kyle and Casey had a blue over who cares more about Brax. Zzz. And Spencer gave Chris a box for interfering with his new cult mates. That chap Murray really knows how to turn mental illness to his advantage.

Endings and engagements

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

Indi took possession of Romeo’s ashes, and found a letter for her amongst his stuff. He wanted his ashes sprinkled in the sea so they all went to the cliff top and threw him into the surf. I half expected them to feature a ghost surfer in the distance, going out to sea. No sign of Dr. Sid to help his daughter through this difficult period.

Leah spent the day looking after Oscar, he’s lonely without Evelyn. She is having a great time in her crazy cult and their newest recruit is Spencer. He thinks that brand of “self-improvement” will help him to deal with his illness without medication, I doubt it will be that simple.

Hannah started work in the hospital. April was there at work but left to be with Dex and Indi. The memorial service made him think about popping the question again and this time she said yes. I knew it was only a matter of time with those kids.

Brax goes inside

Friday, December 13th, 2013

Josh and Andy’s ma took a shot at Brax but managed to shoot her Josh instead.  Not her best ever move I would imagine.  Brax will have to mull it over in jail as he makes friends with his new friends inside.  He told Ricky to take care of Josh but that make not take long if he dies before he gets out of jail.

Marilyn saved John from choking in the diner, she knew it was going to happen as she had one of her occasional psychic feelings.  Maybe she’s been using the dark arts again?

Maddy has returned home.  Roo told her that Alf felt bad about giving out to her but they managed to kiss and make up.  Alf is fairly shook by Romeo’s passing away and is going to head off to Sally and Pippa in the US.  Imagine Alf stateside, he’ll probably come back in cowboy gear or an L.A. gang member.

We’ll have to wait a month to find out how it all turns out, RTE are taking a break from the show for a month.

Day in court

Thursday, December 12th, 2013

Brax is up on murder charges so the Braxtons are getting scrubbed up to give him support. This courtroom is fairly lax, Cheryl and Josh’s mother shouted out their views during the hearing. Cheryl is happy to see that Casey and Tamara are back together as it means that she’s not with Kyle anymore. The Judge told them to come back for sentencing tomorrow but it doesn’t sound good given Brax has admitted to murder. Ricky and Cheryl are butting heads over who is the Braxton queen. Unbeknownst to them both, Josh’s bother is hanging around the bay with a gun, looking very mean. I’d say he means business.

The widow Walker is struggling to cope now that her hubby passed away. She’s in denial according to Dex and needs help with the gym. He failed to complete her class on the beach. Unfortunately for Indigo, Robyn was there too, poking her nose in and then called into the gym afterwards. She told Indi what she thought of her and got a slap in the face for her troubles.  Indi is struggling to cope; where is Dr. Sid now when his daughter needs her?

Chris is getting it from all angles. Indi told him to keep his distance then Irene told him to go after her and console her. After that Robyn turned up and gave him a serve for his cowardly ways, not even telling her it was over between them. He went to the farm and talked to Indigo where she said she feels guilt over cheating on Romeo with Chris. How come she didn’t think of this months ago?

Winston the Conqueror

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013

Winston’s off, with his best mate, Banger. Banger wasn’t that mad on Winston until recently. Ah well, I suppose if you can go on holiday at the drop of a hat, you can change your mind quickly too.

Imagine the adventures those boys will have…hanging out on the deck of a cruise ship…dressed in their onesies.

Winston told Alf to look after the Blaxland. He’ll never be rid of that yoke.

Spence went to hospital where it emerged that he hasn’t been taking his medication. He got a bit down, but April talked him round and he went to Sasha for support. That’s that then.

A new doll rocked into the Diner saying she was Chris’s girlfriend. Indi will have something to say about that.

ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO…AND ARE YOU DEAD OR WHAT?

Living in the now

Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

Dexter has gone to flying doctors training for a few days, leaving the Walker sisters at home to talk about Indi and Chris. He wants a serious relationship with Indigo but she’s not sure. Sasha thinks she should steer clear. Then herself and Spencer recruited Chris to help them break into Bianca’s office and remove the wedding bunting they had put up. It took them ages to clean it up and they ended up scrapping over Chris and Indi. Sort it out lads, it’s getting boring.

Sally is worried about Pippa 2 so Roo took her to the gym. I don’t know how Roo manages to go to the gym, it’s hard to do exercise when you’re wearing a massive dress. They gave Indi some love advice while they were there. Roo gave Sally the low-down on Romeo while they were there, been a while since anybody mentioned him. Is he dead yet? Nobody seems to know. Indi made her mind up after the chat and decided that she’s going to give it a proper go with Chris.

John is going ahead with his bus tour business. Harvey wants a job but there isn’t enough work for that yet. He could be on the dole for a while yet.

Summer Bay Commune is a go!

Thursday, October 3rd, 2013

So, Sally needed to sell the caravan park to raise funds to cure Pippa in America. Alf tasked his housemates with selling the joint. They had some mad ideas. Roo was launching a marketing campaign, Harvey suggested some “creative accounting” and Marilyn was trying to flog it down the diner. It seems like none of them have ever heard of an estate agent.

The gang gave their hare-brained scheme a half-day to work, then decided they’d buy the gaff themselves. Now, what bank gave them a mortgage? Alf is retirement age, Marilyn is half-waitress, half-hairdresser, and it seems that Roo and Harvey don’t have jobs. Strewth. Anyway, Sally is delighted, she’ll be out of there like a shot now.

Heath and Bianca are mates again, but Zac now fancies Bianca. This does not bode well. Also, since when is Zac a personal trainer? Did I miss that development?

Brax and Ricky got the glad rags on for their day in court. Brax threw a spanner in the legal works by refusing to testify against Ricky. Will he go to jail now too?

Maddie gave Sasha her blessing to go for it with Spencer. Zzzzzzz. That’s two episodes in a row now that Maddie has cried.

ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO?

Tea bags and tofu

Monday, July 29th, 2013

“I don’t want to marry you” was how April greeted Dexter’s pending proposal. She loves him too much to get married apparently. What’s the rush anyway, is what Indi and Sid were asking him, sure they have loads of time before the need to settle down.

Indi wishes she hadn’t gotten married to Romeo so young. She says it put extra pressure on their relationship and cost them a year, when they broke up, and she’d do anything to have that time back again. He’s still alive and out there now, I wonder if he’ll make a reappearance before he snuffs it? Maybe he’ll come back as a ghost and haunt the beach, riding phantom waves every morning.

Marilyn is moving out of John’s after Roo and Harvs staged an intervention. They told her that she was getting too close to John, again. There is no reason for her to still be living there, given that his back is better now. She moved back into the Caravan Park so they had better stock up on tea bags and tofu.

Casey is on the jar because Tamara left him. He should head off to Sid’s ditch and drink himself into next week, or head to Angelo’s and drink five shots like Brax did when Charlie died.

The widow Walker

Monday, July 1st, 2013

Maddie is still down in the dumps because Spencer is no longer giving her his unconditional attention. She seems annoyed that he isn’t heart-broken over their latest break-up. She got upset on the beach and he gave her a hug, overseen by Zac. Zac thinks that she only booked a counselling session with Nat to get some notice from Spencer.

Marilyn was fretting over John and their conversations. She thought he had the hots for her but was afraid to say it to him. She sat him down and told him her fears but he said they were groundless, he is far from ready to move on from Gina, they’re just friends and Marilyn feels awful.

Indi is doing it tough. Sid advised her to let go of Romeo as he’s probably passed away by now. It might be time for her to take to her surf board again, something she found hard to do while her husband was still alive, as it was something they had done together. It’s going to be difficult for the young Walker widow, she’ll have to find a way move on, dipping her toe back in the surf could be the first step on that journey.

Paging Todd Smith

Thursday, June 20th, 2013

Detective Indi and her mate Chris are hunting down her husband. They called every hospital in the state looking for his medical records but no joy on that front. Chris reckons he knows of other ways to track him down. Maybe he has a phone number for Dog the bounty hunter or Reno Raines:

Rosie had a medical chat with Sid to go over her options. He laid them out to her and she is going to keep her baby. She never had much love from her own Ma so now she’s going to smother her own baby with love. Spencer and Sasha will be there to help but it’s going to be tough for the kid.

Maddie is losing the plot because she thinks Spencer is getting it on with Rosie. He can’t be bothered with her nonsense at the moment as he’s busy helping somebody with real problems. Why would he bother with her anymore given that she’s already dumped him twice?

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