Monday, July 4th, 2011

So, Marilyn has absconded with George. I can’t believe Doctor Sid wasn’t keeping a closer eye on them. Cue mega-moany face from Nicole.

Nicole and Angelo aren’t leaving a forwarding address. That’s a nice how-do-you-do after all the support they got in Summer Bay. I hope they at least bring the child to visit Roman in prison. Could he be the Bay’s youngest granda?

Why doesn’t Nicole live in her own house? You’d imagine it would be perfect for a newborn.

R.I.P. Vinoire Patterson

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Elijah has finally revealed his secret, and it was a double-barrelled one.  Firstly, he told Miles that Vinnie didn’t die in prison.  This was news to Miles, but not to us.  Leah knew he was alive and in hiding from the Teddy bear incident.  But Elijah also revealed that Vinnie has died recently and the reverend was the last one to see him alive.  Shocking stuff.  How will Leah reacts when she finds out the truth? Go mental for five minutes and then get over it is my prediction.  Then she’ll make her move on him.  Maybe she’ll vomit on him like she did with Roman.  What a winner.

Poor Veej

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Well Veej went off the rails in the last episode; he pegged a water balloon at Miles’s car. Leah rightly pointed out that it wasn’t even an original act – Brendan “The Bandicoot” Austin had started the trend when he blinded Roman with a rock and a catapult.  The real issue here, though, is that Veej is getting battered at school. Wait till Leah goes all flustered on their asses – they’ll be sorry.

Poor oul’ Belle

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

This is actually very upsetting. Belle wasn’t half as annoying as some of the SB residents and now she’s on the way out. Irene didn’t take it too well but she came around in the end. I was waiting for a classic “Oh my Gawdfather” but perhaps the situation was too grave.

Dunno why Nicole has gone stone mad though; has she just copped on that Roman is in jail? Confused Geoff was certainly striking while the iron was hot anyway!

You’re the only one who gets me

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

OK, we’re a bit behind!  Trey must have thought all his birthdays came at once when Nicole said she wanted to go back to his house.  No doubt they took it to the next level.

Gardy is annoying, and Roman is even more annoying for putting up with him.  Grr.

And so Claudia is up the pole and on the bubble.  Geoff looked like a rabbit caught in headlights when he saw the pregnancy test.  He does a good dopey.

Bottlo beware

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Gardy is a criminal mastermind.  He, along with his sidekick Roman, decided to launch a crime spree in Summer Bay and his first target was the local off licence.  It’s hardly Fort Knox.  Come to think of it, I doubt there are many targets worth robbing in the Bay.  Where will he strike next?  The bait shop?  He could rob a lifetime’s supply of worms and files.  What about the struggling for business caravan park?  He’d want to hurry up or it’ll be closed down.  The bay is a thieves paradise alright.

Dr Gardy’s world of miracles

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Gardy is some man for one man. He can cure blindness with his own revolutionary brand of aversion therapy.  Throwing a blind Roman off a bridge worked a treat.  He should turn his hand to all ailments, physical and mental.

“Broken leg? Run a marathon mate, you’ll be right.”

“Arachnophobia? That’s only for girls. Eat 20 Tarantulas and you never have to worry about a spider again.”

“Migrane? Beat yourself over the head with a cricket bat and you’ll be bonza.”

In the clink

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Ohhhh yes, another mistaken imprisonment storyline. Irene is going to the slammer, just like Dani and Alf before her. I bet she’ll be top dog in no time. In addition, when she is finally cleared, she’ll be a millionaire. Unless Lou’s not really dead?

Gardy is about to eff Roman off a bridge in the hopes of getting his sight back. Could he not just make a really loud noise to give him a fright?

Scrap, scrap, scrap

Friday, June 5th, 2009

Gardy or however you spell it is a bit of a mentalist. I liked Miles’ line about how he’d be getting the tape measure out any time soon. I don’t think there’s been a mickey-measuring competition since Fisher lived in the Bay. Himself and Alf were always at it.

Seeing as we watch H&A on youtube these days, we see the Aussie previews. It looks like Roman’s mate is a bit bold. It’s a pity.

How come Trey’s da knows Hugo is lying about the shark? He’s very adamant about it.

That scrap in the surf club was great. Looks like Roman didn’t lose his SAS fighting skills along with his eyesight. Hugo seems fairly nifty in a fight too. That’ll be something to do with his mysterious past. Oooooh!


Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Ok, so there was a lot of drama in that episode. Aden and Belle and Rocker Man, Irene and the disappearance of Lou, and Roman’s drama is lurking in the background too. But the biggest revelation of all was that Rachel is ONLY six months pregnant! She’s huge! And doesn’t seem to be affected by the Summer Bay time warp.

Maybe this is part of the mystery too?

P.S. Does anyone else think Aden should step up as the new Noah? That was some nifty advice he gave Tony…

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

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