Complications

Monday, April 14th, 2014

The twins have decided that Denny is going to stay in the farm, Evelyn is going to share her room. Hannah and Zac are a bit surprised, they got ambushed by the kids. Hannah still wants a romantic relationship with Zac but he’s being evasive so she headed off for a bit of alone time on the beach. While there she ran into Dr Accent and Andy, which was a good opportunity for flirting. Denny has spotted that Zac and Evelyn are involved but he told her it’s complicated, meanwhile Hannah and Andy were on the lock in Angelo’s. They had a laugh but no next level for Andy yet. Zac was jealous when she came in late. When will those two cop on and get it on?

Heath got Jess to agree to meet Bianca. Miss Scott is still getting her head around the situation so she asked Heath to leave them alone together, she wanted to figure out Jess’s motivation. She doesn’t want money, just for Heath to be involved in the baby’s life. Bianca is devastated to hear that Heath told her about Rocco’s death when they slept together. She asked him to leave the bedsit so he went into Casey for a chat.

Casey is on Adam’s trail, trying to get him to testify. Ricky wants to help him, but can’t face seeing her bro again. Nate left her to make up her mind, he thinks she’s still into Brax. Casey faced him down on the inside and Adam wants something from Casey. In exchange for testifying for Brax, Adam wants Casey to go and find Jamie, he drives a hard bargain but as he tried to turn the screw Ricky turned up and said that this time, he’d have to play by her rules.

I’m sorry, I take it all back

Tuesday, March 4th, 2014

After all of my giving-out that H&A was gone a bit zzz, a bit meh, they throw that episode at us! Look at all that happened:

Harvey came back!! I’m so glad I was too lazy to put him on the wall of death now! No explanation yet though. Bet he swam back.

Oscar and Evelyn got kidnapped by their dad, who is now CULT BOSS!! Kyle put in a brave effort trying to save them, but got bashed by cult hencemen. He’s come a long way since his own kidnapping days.

Montgomery’s bomb went off, in the hospital!! Ricky, Bianca, Heath, Irene and Nate all got flung about in the blast. Is that the end of Brax Junior?

AND, Johnny Cooper was on TwoTube! He was a classic Summer Bay baddie, throwing his weight around, threatening Brad, and making his brother Rocco stab Sally. HELLO TEACH!

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Darcy nipple Rocco

Monday, May 20th, 2013

Is Chris the Iago of the Bay? He’s managed to set Maddy and Spencer against each other, convincing each that the other person is mad with them. The gullible pair fell for his lies unsurprisingly. Roo said enough is enough and it was time to interfere; they set them up on a picnic so they could sort things out. They chatted and realised that Chris set them up, the fools. All sorted now anyway, well done Roo and Harvey. They told Chris to shove it until he sobbed about having too much expectations from the oldies, so Spencer told him to stick around, which he’s going to do. Can’t say I’m too happy about that, he’s a pretty annoying character.

Sasha is being a good mate to Rosie but it’s a tough burden for her young shoulders. She needs to see a counsellor but is unwilling to do so. April suggested that she talk to Bianca given that she was “attacked” before. Rosie’s solution was to get pizza and have a girls night, which isn’t quite the same thing but a start I suppose.

Heath is coming up with a new plan to get custody of Darcy. He needs to get a DNA test to show that he is the father but they need Connie to agree to it, which will be tough going. Heath is now great mates with Zac after they punched and made up on Friday. He’s the brains of the operation as he managed to convince Heath not to put in false allegations against Connie. Heath got a new tattoo that says “Darcy nipple Rocco”, but he’s going to leave his daughter be with Connie for now, she can come to look for him when she’s ready.

Boize Night

Wednesday, February 6th, 2013

It was Casey’s last night in the Bay as a free man (maybe), so the Brothers Braxton decided to show him a good time. By getting pizzas, cans, and playing video games all night, followed by an early morning, tatts-out swim. Then Brax got the call that the verdict was in…

Romeo and Dex had their own, less raucous, boys’ night down the hospital. Romeo made up an unlikely story, but the Walkers and April bought it. The doc couldn’t find the cause of Dex’s seizure, so that’s that, until Sid and Indi find out and go bananas.

Bianca went to visit Rocco’s grave. Shortly afterwards, Irene asked her, “Will you be ok now, girlie, bub, gawd save Ireland?”. Expecting some speedy grief resolution there, Irene.

Alas poor Rocco

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

And lo, Rocco Braxton was put to rest. Not in the company of the Boize though, for at the last minute it was decided the funeral would be family-only. April gave a fine oration and Bianca looked fairly shook.

Later, everyone went to Angelo’s, which was totally empty – what time of day was it?  Later still, the Braxton bros brought a wreath for a bob about in the ocean.

Roo and Harvey were bickering yet again but the wedding is still on. I cannot wait to see her enormous wedding dress.

Changing times

Thursday, December 6th, 2012

Sasha is having a hard time adjusting to life without a crush on Casey. Sid told her to get on with things but she won’t listen, the poor love-sick puppy. Sid told his daughter about Casey’s mysterious half-brother Kyle, which he finds a bit far-fetched. Sasha disagreed and she’s right, long-lost relatives are commonplace in the bay. She went to visit Casey in hospital, told him how she feels, and Casey apologised for his behaviour.

Ma Braxton is hanging around, counselling Heath i.e. stirring things up. She stormed over to Irene’s to confront Bianca over the fact that she’s taking care of the funeral details. Bianca was lucky that Irene was in her corner and told Cheryl to sling her hook. I thought Heath and Brax were anti-police but Cheryl takes that to a whole new level, shouting abuse at the sergeant in the hospital which he took with good grace.

The cops are on Casey’s case. Brax was told that they need to find Kyle or else Casey will face further charges related to skipping his bail hearing. Now it’s time for Brax to get all the details on Kyle that he can and track him down. I am somewhat confused in relation to this, didn’t Brax leave Kyle out in the desert? He could be dead by now.

Where is Watson gone?  I miss her and Fitzy.

Dex is struggling to cope with the fact that he can’t help April given all the help she’s given him. Dex’s life has changed and it’s not going back to normal anytime soon. He ended the episode lying on the ground in a heap when April ran off.

RIP Rocco

Wednesday, December 5th, 2012

Poor Baby Rocco; he didn’t even live long enough to get his first tattoo. His parents are understandably shaken up; I predict a breakup and a return to bad-boy form for Heath.

Brax decided not to tell Casey about Rocco’s demise. He reckons Casey has plenty on his plate, he’s in hospital and the police want to arrest him for breaking bail. An unidentified cop (where’s Watson?) was very skeptical of Brax’s tale of kidnap and rescue. Natalie soon corroborated his story though. That was her last act of girlfriendliness, however, as she broke it off with Brax. Her reasons were that she didn’t want to deal with all the shootings, kidnappings, and general life in the Braxton clan. If only Charlie had been so sensible.

Gina is up in arms against Marilyn, for seducing John. The only thing is that Marilyn didn’t do it. She can’t help it if her bouffant hair and friendly ways attract the menfolk. Roo put Gina straight so hopefully she and Marilyn can be friends again.

As Alf pointed out, John has a lot to answer for when he returns to the Bay.

Ma Braxton’s mothering tips

Tuesday, December 4th, 2012

Ma Braxton was full of great advice for new parents Bianca and Heath.

  • Dip Rocco’s dummy in whiskey to get him to calm down
  • Hit him on the back of the head if he talks back
  • Dress him in polyester

She reckons that these parenting techniques never did her boys any harm. Looking at Heath, I don’t know if I can agree.

Poor Marilyn is caught in the middle of the John and Gina issue. She is an innocent party but feels guilty because John tried to kiss her. Which would be ok but Jett over heard Marilyn telling Roo about it in the diner.

Dr. Sid had lunch with Lisa, Dex’s therapist. New love interest? It’s been a while since he’s been out with a lady. He deserves some joy in his life given all he’s been through with Dex.

Blaxland of love

Thursday, November 22nd, 2012

So, Roo and Haaaaavey sorted it all out on the Blaxland. He proposed again, just for good measure. There was a lot of back and forth and it’s-your-fault-not-mine blah blah nonsense, but they came good in the end.

Harvey is one of the best names to say in an Aussie accent. Try it there. Let me know if you did in the comments. I’m doing it now. Haaaaaaaaaavey.

Dex is sick of being a burden on his family, and on April. His short-term memory is caput, for the minute anyway.

Sid has upped his drinking game, by imbibing in the house, not in a ditch. I kind of liked it when he was a knacker-drinking doctor.

In the Walker household, there is no mention of Ruby, her sabotage of Indi’s car, or her part in Dex’s injuries. At the very least, they should be going after her for medical expenses. It’s ridiculously (and unbelievably) forgiving of them.

Bianca and Heath have decided to live together. They really put the cart before the horse. Bianca’s face when Heath suggested it was gas, it was as if it had never crossed her mind. I hope she is ready for The Boyz calling around with crates of beer, and for Heath running his steroid-selling business out of the house.

P.S. Rocco is going to be grand.

Trust issues

Tuesday, November 20th, 2012

Casey and Brax’s camping trip to the bush didn’t go quite as the elder bro intended. Casey’s problems didn’t magically disappear with a night away from it all. He did cheer up a bit when Brax pushed him into the creek, expecting Casey to be eaten by crocs. That didn’t work out so he went off to the pie shop leaving his bro in the bush on his own. Enter the mysterious stalker and exit stage left for Case leaving Brax bemused but well fed as he gets to eat both pies now.

Roo is taking Harvey back but is taking their relationship back to step one, no more engagement. Shes finding it hard to trust her ex-fiance after his infidelity. Harvey went along with this initially, even agreeing to move into a van. Then Alf told him to be assertive and not take her terms lying down. Who’ll get their own way now?

Bianca is also having trust issues with letting Heath mind the nipper on his own. Heath told her not to worry but he was premature as no sooner had she gone to work than he took Rocco to the hospital. She’ll never leave him alone again.

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