Yahooooo Robert Robertson is back in the Bay, complete with hotshot lady assistant. He’s looking for Leah. Uh-oh. She went to Africa just in time.

Alf wasted no time in telling RR that Penn’s a mongrel. Way to not incriminate yourself, Stewie.

Oh, Colleen is on rare oul’ form these days; in that episode she was giving out yards about the “graffiti bandits” aka Mad Miles terrorising the caravan park, and ensuring she is living in a “psychedelic nightmare”.  I think they’ve assigned Robert Robertson’s scriptwriter to her.

Xavier told Ruby about the cash he’s sitting on.  How did he keep it for this long?  He’s lucky Mink didn’t run off with it, or Romeo didn’t tell Annie.  Anyway, now that Ruby knows, it’s only a matter of time before Charlie aka the cops find out.  He should just buy a flash car and be done with it.

Tony, in a stupid move, has started to teach Xavier boxing.  Gina has already expressed extreme disgust for the sport.  Duh, Tony.  Don’t cross the headmistress.  Everyone knows that.

Miles Copeland hasn’t had it easy since he moved to Summer Bay.  As a down-and-out, he slept on the beach and wrote cryptic messages in the sand in the hopes that his sister would find him.  Naturally, he went from living hand-to-mouth to becoming a teacher at the only school in town, and won the heart of Kirsty Sutherland.  Unfortunately she turned out to be a total wagon.

These days Miles spends his time getting bashed and threatening children.  It looks like Riley’s dad is behind it all.  I hope the YCPD can crack this case.  If not maybe they should bring Robert Robertson back.  Maybe they should just do that anyway.

So, the teenage(-ish) couples of Summer Bay are all talking about sex.  Ruby and Geoff decided they’ll have a go, while in a startling move, Nicole is standing her ground with Liam and refusing him access.  Is that because she’s changed her tune, or because she has her wee eye on Aden?  Ooooh, mucho mysterioso.

Now, where are Martha and Hugo and Suzy and Bungbung?

That Robert Robertson is one smart cookie. He knew that Charlie wasn’t the killer but he arrested her anyway to force Ross to confess. His plan worked like a dream. I suppose it helped that all of his suspects were considerably stupider than him.
So now that his job is complete with a confession in hand, Robert has bid good day to the bay. His brief liason with Leah went nowhere much but at least it meant that she had a slightly more interesting storyline than her usual one of a busy lunchtime order in the Diner. One thing he has left us with is a new nickname for Morag. Battleship Potemkin will stay with us forever.

So it seems that Detective Robert Robertson is a little bit smarter than criminal masterminds Xavier and Ruby. He saw right through their cunning plan to provide Charlie with an alibi. He scared slow Xavier into thinking he was a suspect, thus forcing him to admit his guilt on the alibi lie. Poor Xavier is everybody’s patsy. Ruby manipulated him by dumping him and then taking advantage of his loss of memory to back up her subterfuge. Now he’s committed the ultimate sin, by dobbing in Ruby. Forevermore he’ll be followed by that phrase: Dobber. He’ll hear it on the wind when he surfs on the beech. He’ll hear it whispered by kids in the diner. He’ll hear it when Madge Wilkins spits at him outside the bait shop. Yes, no more a normal teen he, now a social outcast, the lowest of the low.
Or maybe I’m over reacting slightly and it’ll be grand and forgotten about after an episode or two.

Here are the results of the latest poll. It appears that Robertson is a legend. Personally, I voted for Vinoire.

Don’t forget to vote in our new poll, who is the least craic in the bay? Who’s the driest shite in town?

Well it seems that Angelo can no longer keep his secrets and double life. Once Detective Robert Robertson got on the case, his days were numbered. And now Charlie knows that he’s not what he seems. But while he can’t tell her the truth, it’s clear that he has an ulterior motive which he needs to keep secret. Sure it’ll be all out in the open very shortly.

Why was there a picture of the Queen in the police station? The shot was nicely framed with her appearing just over Angelo’s shoulder as Charlie confronted him.