First things first, Rhys is in Raw?

Tuesday, January 29th, 2013

Eh…is that Rhys Sutherland in the ads for RTE’s Raw? How did that come about? Is he Aussie (Aussie Aussie) in the show? Is he very very angry in the show? What mad twist of fate is this? And will all of his Summer Bay buds be coming over to visit him?

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That has just blown my mind.

Right, anyway, in today’s episode…Sid’s grand after his minor bashing, Casey and Sasha are love’s young dream, and Tamara the real person showed up. She hit Casey a box for having another woman on the go. Feisty.

The whole Kyle aspect of the Casey storyline is very confusing to me. Why did Kyle go to the Bay with The Boize? Why is he helping them? Isn’t he worried he’ll be done for attempted murder?

Dave Townsend

Monday, June 18th, 2012

Firstly, Home and Away is back on RTE TWO. Yippee-ki-ay!

Secondly, what about this Dave Townsend character? Swanning into town (I presume), and instantly swiping the Dickhead crown. He’s harangued Casey and threatened Gina. I personally would love to see him get a River-Boys-style beating.

Hayley is still hanging around the Bay, and back on the junk. So Liam is going to help her go cold turkey. Not sure that’s the best idea. In our house, we think Hayley is headed for an early grave.

Dexter and Lottie are the cutest pair since Tasha and Robbie. Should we call them Dottie or

And no mention of the most burning issue in the Bay – WHAT ABOUT COLLEEN’S JUGS?


Tuesday, May 29th, 2012

There’s a new little brat in town. He stole a wallet on the beach, gave John jip, nicked Veej’s shirt, and punched him. Best of all, I think his name is Jet? Who’ll adopt him, do you think?

Harvey is v annoyed that Roo knows about Dead Ben. Cop on, Harve.

Dex told April to sling her hook, and that he liked her better when she was less sly. Those River Boys have been the ruination of many a woman. Rogaine 2%

Karaoke night

Friday, March 16th, 2012

In a strange move, the River Boys and the Rockstar held a karaoke night at Angelo’s. Every good singer in the cast did a number. Colleen sang too, but the show went to a break! I bet she sang “Gravel Pit”. One two, one two!

Bianca told April about the pregnancy, April told Heath, Heath asked Bianca if it was his. How pregnant is Bianca? I hope Sid does his inspection soon so we can find out.

SERGEANT Watson is after Xavier and Dexter for the Stu murder. Sasha is looking very worried.

Yes! A murder mystery!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

Stu the Sasha Basha is dead. He hasn’t been seen since trying to get Sasha into his car. Shortly afterwards, she came home crying. Curious…

Of course angry doc Sid Walker is a suspect, having done some pre-death bashing of Stewart. Imagine if Rhys came back, and he and Sid formed an Angry Dads Alliance. The River Boys would be shaking in their boots.

Development Denis is in trouble as he moved Stu’s body from the resort to the caravan park. What an amazingly stupid (and sly) thing to do.

The paparazzi, sorry, I mean ONE paparazzo, is after Liam and Bianca. That’s pretty odd as Liam has been off the celebrity circuit for ages. Bianca is worried how this will affect the wedding, which, in true SB-time-warp-style, is tomorrow.

Ok, so we didn’t even see it…

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

…but we are doubtful that Heath was the one who “attacked” Bianca. It’ll be some random River Boy who can be easily written off, no?

Also, a few people have been in touch to say Alf is back. Sing hallelujah. Does he has long hair and tattoos after his travels?


Tuesday, July 12th, 2011

In a very unsurprising turn of events, the River Boys were found with a load of dope on the boat. Unfortunately, Captain Romeo got dragged into it too. Morag was raging. She wanted to fire Romeo, but Roo came to his rescue, saying she’d be his mentor. Celebrity Apprentice Down Unda or what?

Marilyn misses George; she went over to Miles’ looking for his new address. Miles said no, due to her history of nicking sprogs. Anyway, Nicole rang shortly afterwards. Probably looking for tips on how to raise a baby.

Towed away

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

Coleen fell asleep in the caravan park but woke up miles away by the coast. As Colleen put it “you don’t have to be an Eisenstein to figure out who did it”. She picked a stupid fight when she made enemies with the river boys and called the cops on them. Who knows what they’ll do next? Shoot her ‘van into orbit?

Stupid Angelo has decided to go into business with the Braxton boys. They offered him cheap booze and he’s taking them up on the offer as his tapas bar is struggling. I don’t understand how this will help though as he’s still lacking any customers, despite a better margin on his booze. For an ex cop, he’s pretty thick, but the standards for the YCPD were never pretty high. Charlie didn’t look impressed when she found out that her ex was selling stolen booze in his joint. There may be trouble ahead.

Crook or not?

Monday, March 14th, 2011

Inquiring minds in Summer Bay want to know; did Miles and Elijah go to the same African barber?  They both have new dos.

Poor old Veej is having a hard time understanding why Elijah married someone else. I’m having a hard time understanding why Leah didn’t say “Look, yer wan Grace needed a visa so she could get treatment for her sick son”.

The River Boys – crook or not? I can’t decide. They haven’t really done anything yet, and one of them really fancies Colleen. In any case, both Angelo and Charlie are about to join their merry gang of surfies.

Simple kid

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

What’s up with April? She decided to break up with Xavier despite that fact that Gina gave them the all clear to continue their relationship. I think she only did it because she felt guilty over nearly killing him.

Poor Xav didn’t know if he was coming or going.  He’s not the sharpest tool in the box and went surfing in a rage. Unfortunately, he managed to anger the river boys who were also down the beach.  It nearly turned into a row but lifeguard Romeo was on hand to calm things down. But while he was preoccupied with stopping WWIII, little VJ ended up half drowned.  Xavier and Romeo will never forgive themselves if he doesn’t pull through.

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Original image from This is Oz

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