Hugo & Martha leave with a bang

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

Martha and Hugo have left the bay like “Bonnie and Clive” according to Colleen. They went on the run after another near death experience with Hugo involved. This time is was the crook cop Eaves who took a pop at Hugo but only managed to clip him in the leg. Charlie and Angelo managed to apprehend bent Eaves and bring him to justice. Making it a good day for the law in the bay, they also arrested people smuggler Hugo and his enabler Martha. But for some reason, Sergeant Risotto decided to release the pair of them so they could go on the run. Away with them, the single men of the bay will sleep easy with Martha gone.

Porno, the Pill and the Police (4890)

Monday, August 17th, 2009

There were a few classic Home and Away scenarios in that episode.

Firstly, Jai was given a porno mag at school because he “needed it” after Annie dumped him.  He left it at home, where Alf found it thinking it was Miles’s, Miles found it thinking it was Alf’s, and eventually Annie found it and dumped Jai all over again.  Textbook.

Then, Miles thought he was about to get Kirstie up the duff, but sneakily she was taking the Pill behind his back.

Lastly, Hugo found Xavier slashing the tyres on Officer Risotto’s car.  He took the weapon off him and then turned around to get caught and blamed himself.  Brilliant.

Misunderstanding is the name of the game in Summer Bay.

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Original image from This is Oz



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