Oscar wild and free

Tuesday, August 5th, 2014

Oscar’s case finally came up and he got off scot-free. I wasn’t expecting him to go to juvie, because he’s clearly too old. Adult jail is the place for that boy. He got community service in the end. Everyone thought this was great, except Oscar. Justice wasn’t served, was the gist of his argument, shortly after which he had a panic attack, which was soundtracked by demonic mumbling.

Oscar en famille

Oscar en famille

The word is out about Nate’s wife, Sophie, being in town. She wore a lovely dress but her acting was lacking. Hopefully she will rule Summer Bay High with an iron fist. It seems that the marriage breakdown was her fault. What do yis reckon, junkie or adulterer?

Gúna álainn

Gúna álainn

Denny and Chris are thick as thieves after his Braxton bashing. Denny wants to be mates with Casey, but he fancies her too strongly to be around her without some romance. Ricky is wise to him. Again, we must ask – what is Ricky’s job? She spoke about being on her break in that episode. Her break from taking photos of the sea?

Bullets Braxton bound

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Phoebe’s Dad returned full of apologies for Kyle and Brax. Can a leopard change his spots? I doubt it.

Casey is doing it tough because Tamara is gone, Kyle didn’t seem to notice her departure. Denny wanted to help cheer him up but Chris is still a bit insecure about his girlfriend’s friendship with Casey, in the long run I think he might be right.

Andy is causing hassle left right and centre. He tried to start a row with Brax on the beach and then in Angelo’s. Why is he so aggro?

John wants Marilyn to help him with Jett so she gave him a tough punishment. He’s annoyed with her now but the kid needs to learn, he can’t keep hooning around like a little larrikin.

Brax and Ricky survived an assassination attempt when somebody shot in the window of their gaff. Who’s behind it? Andy is too thick to use a firearm so maybe it was somebody hired by Phoebe’s father?

Almost blind

Monday, July 21st, 2014

Tamara’s brain is about to explode, we’ve seen that storyline before.

Oscar is still trying to fess up about the accident but Evelyn wants him to cease and desist, his conscience won’t let him. He spilled his guts to Sasha and she wants to write his story in her newspaper article.

Phoebe’s missing her father so she rang him and appologised, why did she bother? Now that herself and Ricky are full-time Braxton babes will they have to get the Blood and Sand tattoos?

Bye bye Big Daddy

Friday, July 18th, 2014

Phoebe’s da tried to cross the Braxtons, and paid the price big-style. He called the cops to check out the Boyz, but they found nothing and Pheebs was mega-peeved. She said good luck, Da, and don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

John and Marilyn are obsessed with Jett. He’s off at the Gaeltacht or something.

Maddie did a great workout at Alf’s command.

Does Ricky have a job? Professional troubleshooter?

Zac lash

Monday, June 2nd, 2014

No doubt Josh is regretting his “mature” decision to tell Alf he and Maddie were sleeping together. He had to attend TWO interventions in the caravan park, in which Marilyn said sex and Alf nearly said condom. Scarleh for him. The upshot of these excruciating chats is that Josh is allowed to stay over, once everyone is “responsible”. Good euphemism.

Ricky and Brax still weren’t sure whether they were back together, despite having slept together. Luckily, Nate is still hanging around Ricky like a bad smell, which forced her hand. She told Brax she loved him and told Nate to eff off.

Oscar fancies Maddie, and is looking for an opportunity to get rid of that pesky virginity. Zac was slagging him over it, so Hannah decided to be an unbelievable wagon and call him a drunk. The only option was to get a bottle of grog and go on the batter in the principal’s office. Zac has some notions – what’s wrong with a ditch?

Zac on the batter

 

 

Look what the cat dragged in

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

Spencer found Matt sleeping on the doorstep of Irene’s house so he passed him onto Sasha. She got him showered, dressed and took him to Leah’s. She followed the Summer Bay tradition of taking him in without a second thought. Matt and Sasha celebrated with a pash on the beach. Spencer won’t be happy when he finds out.

Maddy let slip to Josh that she kissed Spencer on the sly. He stormed off in a huff which left Maddie depressed. Oscar swooped in to pick up the pieces and provide a shoulder for her to cry on.  Maybe he’ll be able to take advantage if they break up?

Nate was annoyed when he found out Ricky isn’t seeing Brax as he assumed she broke up with him to be with Brax.  Now Ricky is on the market again could there be room for a reconciliation?  Leah seems to think so.

Diner on a downer

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

Business is bad at the diner. The risotto food poisoning incident put all of the customers off eating there, which isn’t surprising. Marilyn was given the day off due to lack of customers but decided to go the whole hog and handed her notice into Irene. Things are so bad that she’s considering closing the diner. That should work out well for Angelo’s given it’s the only other eatery in town.

Brax displayed remarkable parental skill with his new nephew Harley. Ricky was dead impressed but still didn’t feel like revealing her miscarriage to him. She had a change of heart after talking to Casey and decided to tell him what happened, he was suitably shocked.

Brax went to confront Andy about the photo and denied knowing what it was about. Andy told Casey he’s leaving the gym for a while, where’s he off to? It must have something to do with the photo.

Sasha took Matt around to her place and tried to cheer him up but he just wanted to get it on. Sasha suggested playing poker and things got flirty so she told him to cool it. He rejected her help and said that she had screwed things up for him by recommending sending his sister away but then he returned and apologised, now they are bestest buds.

 

Drips and dopes

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014

Poor Hannah, she’s caught between two men, and they are both eejits. Zac is zero craic whatsoever, and Andy is thick as a brick. Surely there are a few doctors in the hospital she could flirt with? Or maybe she could shack up with Doctor Nate when Ricky goes back to Brax, as she surely will.

Andy found out Brax didn’t kill his da JOHNNY BARRETT after all, but decided it was easier to just keep blaming him, rather than change his view of the whole affair.

Ricky still hasn’t told Brax about the baybee. This must be the longest-kept secret in the Bay ever. So many people know.

Sasha was helping Matt with a school speech, and they kissed. Matt is another one who looks way too old for school.

Kyle to reveal kidnapping kink?

Tuesday, April 15th, 2014

Phoebe is putting pressure on Kyle, trying to get him to lessen his involvement with The Boyz. She’d never have lasted in the good oul’ days, when they were dealing and bashing daily. He is hiding his weirdo past, but she’s threatening to leave unless he ‘fesses up.

Irene’s date didn’t show up because of transportation issues. NEXT!

Case and Rick went to the clink to visit Adam and ask him to help Brax’s case. Adam was reticient; it means he’ll get more time in jail. I have to admit, I thought we’d never see him again.

Bit mad that Ricky still hasn’t told Brax about the baybee.

Complications

Monday, April 14th, 2014

The twins have decided that Denny is going to stay in the farm, Evelyn is going to share her room. Hannah and Zac are a bit surprised, they got ambushed by the kids. Hannah still wants a romantic relationship with Zac but he’s being evasive so she headed off for a bit of alone time on the beach. While there she ran into Dr Accent and Andy, which was a good opportunity for flirting. Denny has spotted that Zac and Evelyn are involved but he told her it’s complicated, meanwhile Hannah and Andy were on the lock in Angelo’s. They had a laugh but no next level for Andy yet. Zac was jealous when she came in late. When will those two cop on and get it on?

Heath got Jess to agree to meet Bianca. Miss Scott is still getting her head around the situation so she asked Heath to leave them alone together, she wanted to figure out Jess’s motivation. She doesn’t want money, just for Heath to be involved in the baby’s life. Bianca is devastated to hear that Heath told her about Rocco’s death when they slept together. She asked him to leave the bedsit so he went into Casey for a chat.

Casey is on Adam’s trail, trying to get him to testify. Ricky wants to help him, but can’t face seeing her bro again. Nate left her to make up her mind, he thinks she’s still into Brax. Casey faced him down on the inside and Adam wants something from Casey. In exchange for testifying for Brax, Adam wants Casey to go and find Jamie, he drives a hard bargain but as he tried to turn the screw Ricky turned up and said that this time, he’d have to play by her rules.

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Original image from This is Oz



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