Easily swayed

Monday, November 3rd, 2014

Ah lads, this is hard to watch. Poor simple Andy Barrett thinks Jake is his new best mate, and is hanging on his every word. THE BLEEDIN DOPE.

We in H&AI HQ were nearly feeling sorry for lovelorn Maddie there, until she was a total wagon to Evie.

Everyone’s keeping an eye on Oscar since his exercise coma, that’ll get tiresome quick.

Brax and Ricky don’t seem to bother going to their jobs on a regular basis.

This is not work

This is not work

A bit previous, Brax

Monday, October 27th, 2014
"Here's the cot for that child that hasn't been conceived yet"

“Here’s the cot for that child that hasn’t been conceived yet”

The house warming

Tuesday, October 21st, 2014

DJ phoebe is laying down some phat beats in Angelo’s, much to Kyle’s annoyance as she’s disturbed the lunchtime rush. Kyle was trying to give Ricky a handy day in work as he thought she might be pregnant. Phoebe noticed his completely obvious behaviour and he let it slip, the bleedin’ dope. He swore her to secrecy but that didn’t last.

DJ Phoebe

Ricky was annoyed because herself and Brax have been trying for a baby for about a week and she’s not pregnant yet. She asked Nate but he told her not to worry, it’ll happen. When Ricky found out that Kyle and Phoebe knew they were trying she went mad. Brax is dead when she finds him.

Nate invited all his mates around for dinner without telling Sophie. They had dinner but Sophie lost the plot with him after they left. He’s scared that they’re going down the same path they did before and will repeat old mistakes.

Sasha owned up to Sophie about her poem. She got away with it, kind of. I don’t know why she didn’t say Matt was behind it.  Sophie asked Zac to help her come up with a suitable punishment for Sasha.

Safe house

Monday, October 13th, 2014

Brax just cannot help himself. If there is a problem to be fixed, he can’t ignore it for long. He gave Andy money from Angelo’s, as a loan, to pay off the dealers. Andy disappeared and now there are angry dealers and an angry Kyle to put up with. The newest Braxton is not impressed that his managerial status was undermined.

We haven’t actually seen the dealers. It would be great if they were really posh, or old women, or something unexpected like that. Or if Morag was their ringleader, or Colleen. Awesome.

Ricky was winning in the mad fashion stakes today. Behold:

Gúna úafasach

Gúna úafasach

Marilyn finally confessed that she’s invited Shandi to the wedding. John didn’t mind too much, but now he’ll have to tell Jett he has a daughter. Eh, surely that came up in the adoption process, no?

Stay out of our marriage

Wednesday, October 1st, 2014

Casey felt sorry for Andy because he’s homeless and keeps making mistakes. He found him sleeping in the gym. He is going to lend money to him to get him off the hook with the drug dealers as he doesn’t want Josh getting bashed again, I reckon.

Denny and Casey had a romantic meal but had a bit of a row when he stood up for Andy Barrett while Denny thinks he’s nothing but trouble. Alf told her to talk to Casey and sort things out.

Leah is worried about Nate and told Sophie to stop leaning on him so heavily. Sophie pushed back and told her to mind her own business. That wasn’t enough though, she wants to move out and doesn’t feel happy living under the same roof as Leah. She seems to have Nate wrapped around her little finger. He went to the school and told her to mind her stay out of their marriage. Served.

Roo is still pressurising Marilyn over the wedding but they managed to sort it out and she asked Roo to be her bridesmaid. Hopefully that will be the end of the wedding hassling storyline for a while.

Brax and Ricky are going to try for a baby and got hot and steamy in the shower. Given the summer bay time warp, she’s probably pregnant by now and will be in labour by the end of the month.

One last surf

Monday, September 29th, 2014

One last surf

Well, that was amazing. In one episode, Connie came around, handed Darcy over to  Heath, Bianca showed up, and they all disappeared off to The City, never to be seen again. It was like an Irish wake in Famine times. “When will I see you again?”, “Ah sure, I don’t know”. I’m fairly sure The City is not that far away.

Ricky showed her true colours as a Home and Away aficionado when she used a theme song lyric to berate Connie, “you know they belong together”. Her guilt trip worked wonders, and Connie agreed that the Heathcliff Braxton family would be better as one household.

The Boyz went for ONE LAST SURF. Kyle was hanging back, leaving the original crew to it, until Brax muttered “You coming or what?”. They all had a topless pow-wow on the beach, then Brax, Heath and Casey went for a surf. Why did Kyle get topless if he wasn’t even going to swim? And it looked like The Boyz were only body-boarding anyway, he could’ve managed that.

Go in the effing sea, at least

Go in the effing sea, at least

Back at the gaff, Phoebe stood up to Chezza, who just shrugged. Harley wore an amazing hat for his final scenes.

HARLEYHAT

HARLEYHAT

Now that the Braxton numbers have been decimated, Brax has reluctantly agreed to have a baby with Ricky. He needs more troops to continue his reign of the Bay. He’ll be the next Alfred Stewart in no time.

Keeping Denny at a distance

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2014

More bonkers Braxton behaviour from Casey today, as he tried to keep his lovely girlfriend Denny away from the rest of the Boyz (oi). She is unimpressed. Oh Denny, Denny boy.

Sophie has awoken from her drug-induced state and is refusing painkillers. Dr. Nate was dead impressed by this and asked her to move into Leah’s with him. Hopefully she has a relapse, as she is really boring.

Phoebe and Kyle are also moving in together. I can’t wait to see the interior decor in that gaff. She was wearing mental trousers today.

Mighty pants

Mighty pants

Heath is keeping his baby but Connie is not keen on letting him have Darce, too.

Ricky was doing loads of nosing around in other people’s business today, she’s a great match for Brax. What is her job again?

Roo riddle

Wednesday, September 10th, 2014

Home and Away is like an episode of House at the moment; Roo picked up a virus somewhere on her travels, and it’s up to Alf and his merry bunch to find out why. According to Colleen, she left Vegas weeks ago. Our money is on a Martha-and-Hugo visit, maybe with some people smuggling thrown in, for good measure?

Darcy and Heath are on their best behaviour, ahead of his custody claim. But Sophie (dressed as a squaw) asked Heath for a meeting, to discuss school matters. What’s that about?

Ricky still wants a bub.

Spencer and Chris miraculously found Andy’s drugs, under his van. They should work for YCPD drugs squad.

Interesting choice of headwear, Teach

Interesting choice of headwear, Teach

Pizza frisbee

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014

Irene invented a new sport today by hurling one of Angelo’s finest take away pizzas off the end of the pier. Sasha jumped into the water to rescue it because she was worried about the environmental impact. The end result was that Sasha got her job back as she covered at the diner.

Brax is still moping over the fact that his brothers can take care of themselves. He is missing the drama but it led him to believe that he did a good job in helping them, maybe he’s ready to have a baby with Ricky now?

Kyle and Phoebe tried to rent a flat but didn’t get one due to his name and criminal ways. Why should he still be punished for his past? He’s a reformed man now and hasn’t kidnapped anybody in weeks.

Ozone gave out to Zac for his bum advise which resulted in his bashing. He said Zac is still hung up on Hannah and can’t focus on the twins. Andy got praise from Hannah for helping Zac but it looks like he had a secret drug stash taped under his caravan, she won’t be impressed when that comes to light.

 

Eff you, doc

Monday, September 1st, 2014

Doctors are the most abused characters in Summer Bay. Any time someone’s in hospital, their relatives show up and slag off their medic’s professional skills until such time as the injured party miraculously recovers. Alf had a go at Dr. Accent today for being late for work. He was on call, but his phone was mysteriously on silent mode, something the good doc swore he never does. He’s blaming the ex-wife and no wonder, with her erstwhile unreliable druggy ways.

Roo is still unconscious, the victim of an as-yet-unnamed virus. Maddie is taking it hard, so Josh left her in the hospital to go off house riding with Evie. Unusually, this physical exertion didn’t end up with a topless youth in a hospital bed, but rather with an illicit smooch. What will Maddie say? Probably not too much, as she is leaning on Spencer for support and he is currently girlfriend-free. Handy.

Not a broken limb in sight

Not a broken limb in sight

And the girlfriend worried sick in hospital...

And the girlfriend worried sick in hospital…

Ricky wants a baby, and Brax doesn’t. He’s afraid the child will turn out to be a DOG like Danny, and Darryl himself apparently. Like all Brax decisions, this one is rooted in martyrdom.

Doing it tough

Doing it tough

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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