Lachlan

Monday, June 10th, 2013

Lachlan is the name of Mullens‘ mate. I don’t think I’ve ever heard that name outside of an Aussie soap. He was hanging around Rosie to make sure she was alright. He admitted he has texts from Mullens bragging about the rapes, and is willing to go to the cops. Meanwhile, Rosie was showing off her mega-bashing skills in ninja class.

John told Jett the adoption is back to square one. Jett had a fit, but will probably come around tomorrow as he is dead sound.

Darcy rang Heath saying that she and the granny had a blue. I think she’ll be moving in with Acting Principal Scott in no time.

Rosie raped

Tuesday, May 7th, 2013

Rosie was raped by “Mullens”, after a pash in his car. She went straight to Sasha, who should be the town counsellor instead of Natalie. After a face-off with Mullens, who seems to think he did nothing wrong, they went to the police. There are no local characters down the cop shop anymore, so maybe her case will be handled correctly. Fingers crossed.

Sid told Sash and Dex about Romeo. Dex told April. It’ll spread like wildfire.

In his grief, Dex managed to score his nurse mate. He told April that being friends wasn’t working out, and that they should avoid each other. She’s not impressed.

Spencer took off with his brother, who so boring I can’t remember his name. Harvey is mega-worried. He sees Spencer as a reincarnation of his dead son Ben, not literally, but he likes having a son figure about. It’s gas how Maddie and Spencer arrived about a month ago, and now Harvey says he doesn’t know what he’d do if Spence left. Ah, relax.

Maddie is taking up life-saving, with Jett. Will there be a near-drowning incident?

Gina took some tablets for a headache. No-one in the Bay ever has minor ailments. Also, the Palmer family is a bit too happy. They’ve almost adopted Jett.

Natalie’s fella (who is also so boring I can’t remember his name) wants a job from Gina, but his crim record is getting in the way. Sickener, Teach.

 

P.S. Dr. Sid tweeted us!

Charlie goes bananas

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Flippin’ ‘eck, Charlie lost the run of herself entirely over the last few episodes.  First she told Grant they were going for a chat with Ruby, then she TAZERED him and imprisoned him in some here-to-fore unmentioned cabin in the woods.  Ruby came along then and they got him to confess.  Good work Charlie.  She should have got a job in Guantanamo.  She did set him free to rape another day, though, so maybe she’s too soft.

I knew there was a reason the YCPD were talking about the tazers the other day.  Subtle, lads.

Rape-rape

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Uh-oh watch out Ruby, here comes your da with his confusing words and twisting of the truth.  Charlie did a good disbelieving face when she heard that Ruby is making friends with her father.

Where is Dexter and Indigo’s ma from?  She’s a little bit foreign, didn’t know that was allowed in Summer Bay unless you have an Aussie accent to go with it.

Poor Sid, everyone’s effed off on him and all because of Nicole.  He better not get together with her after all of that.  I wonder will Indigo fully recover from her terrible injuries AKA a few scratches to the face.

And Annie is heartbroken.  That’ll probably last five minutes, and she still has Jai to fall back on.

Welcome to Summer Bay

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Summer Bay – popular with surfers, fishermen, rapists and psychopaths.  Now that Ruby has met up with her dad, who raped Charlie, sure it’ll only be five minutes before he ends up in the bay.  It’s a magnet for ne’er do wells.  But maybe the sea air will have a calming and positive influence on him, causing him to mend his erroneous ways.

There have been previous reformed rapists who managed to be accepted in the bay.  First there was Kane who raped Dani back in the day. He was eventually accepted by all, even Kirsty for some bizarre reason.  In more recent times Henk made an appearance which shocked Rachel as he had raped her when they were younger.  Cassie wasn’t too put off and went out with him despite his weird name.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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