Well, if anything gave away the fact that Sarge Holden is still in the land of the living, it was the lads running up a hill with the coffin.  Sure there was nothing in that at all.

Good fighting by Tony, even if he did miss every swing.  He had passion in his eyes.  We all like it when Tony gets passionate.

Angelo must be some class of mentalist.  Off he went to the funeral to do a reading, and then back to the house for a wake!  Well, he’s got his comeuppance now.

Glory be, Morag is back.  She topped up the hair dye and the mad lipstick and took to consoling Martha with gusto.  Whatever did they do without her?

I see Rachel has her hand on her belly a lot these days.  That’s a sure sign that she’s pregnant.  She probably won’t remove it now till the sprog has sprung.

Ooh, two pieces of good news in that episode there.  Rachel is pregnant, so she’ll stop moaning about being barren.  Plus, Kirstie and Miles are back together, which inevitably means more deadly fights.

The preview reveals that Belle gets battered.  Our money is on those meanie developers.  Not on nice cop Angelo.

I hope Alf goes all ninja when he finds out about Bridget.

Strewth, that flamin’ sheila wasted no time in getting her claws into Alf. I’d nearly be delighted except she’s just after his money. She seems to like money.

Alf acknowledged his legend status at the end of the episode by saying “If she can ask a bloke like me out, imagine what else she can do!”, or something to that effect. A bloke like you indeed, Mr. Stewart.

Ah DOCS. I heard that acronym today and it brought me back to my childhood. Seems like DOCS were always calling in on Michael and Pippa, to check they weren’t bating lumps out of the childer. It’s real too, look .

What’s the skinny with Rachel and the young fella with cancer? Will she adopt him or what?

So Tony did a stupid thing. A very stupid thing. By sleeping with the blond barmaid extraordinaire, who can serve a double measure and take money for it, he’s put his relationship with Rachel at risk. Usually I would say that he is a sensible type, unlike his dopey son Jack. Well now it appears that the Da is also prone to a brain bypass. Poor Tony. At least it seems it’s the exception, rather than the rule with him.

Ahhhhh would Jack and Martha ever eff off to eff?  I can’t believe they were dumb enough to get married again.  At least it was better than last time, when a psycho set fire to the wedding.  Well, it was until Martha collapsed.  She’s fecked now.  With Rachel gone from the hospital, it’ll be manned by porters and dinner ladies.  They could clean her and feed her, but fixing a dicky ticker?  That’s another story altogether.

In exciting and non-irritating news, watch the last two minutes of this Youtube video .  H&A is going to turn into some kind of Lost-Rambo hybrid show, with Geoff and Nicole stranded on a desert island (in their pelt, may I add), and Roman wandering around the bush shouting "Adrienne" "Nicole".  I can’t wait.

What are the bets, though, that Geoff and Nicole have just washed up in Yabbie Creek?

Ok, so we have fallen a fair bit behind with the old Home and Away.  Holiers’ll do that for ya.  However, we are slowly but surely catching up.

Today we saw Kirsty in her pelt.  Well, she was wearing underwear.
Miles’ reaction was amazing though.  The scenes when he was imagining her half-dressed were gas.
Sure there are always young ones running around Summer Bay in bikinis.  He must have a terrible time controlling himself.

Kirsty was horrified, oh, about ten episodes back, when Ric kissed her.  I believe "I’m a married woman!" was the phrase roared with piety.  She seems to have forgotten the oul’ marriage vows now.  Oh yes, she has the glad eye for the young Miles and no mistake.

I hate to say it, but are they going to keep Martha in the Bay after a double mastectomy?  It’d be a first if they did.  You barely get away with a birthmark in those parts.

Jack yet again displays his terrible cop skills – abusing his position by picking on Roman.  How he’s holding that job down I have no idea.

It’s about time Rachel got a stalker.  She’s pretty awesome.

According to Martha, her baby is developing at warp speed. It has emotions all of its own and not only that, but Martha can magically sense what the baby is feeling. Awesome. I shouldn’t really poke too much fun though, she’s not having much of a laugh at the moment. She has been properly punished for her poledancing anyway.

I think we must be a couple of episodes behind, but we were just treated to a fairly weak face-off between Nicole and Kirstie. Not sure what Nicole’s problem is there.

Tony is grand and ready for action, according to the mickey doctor. No doubt Rachel will be pregnant in jig time. Maybe that will stop her adding medical strings to her bow. Today’s episode revealed that she is an anaesthetist as well as a surgeon, GP, psychiatrist, psychotherapist and probably obstetrician. Well, who do you think will deliver Martha’s troubled tot?

So Tony and Rachel are getting married.  Fair enough, they have been going out for around two months and Beth’s been dead for six or so, it’s the natural progression.  Here’s hoping Rachel puts her awesome hair to good use at the wedding.

Morag’s suitor is taking her out on the town.  Where will he take her?  Noah’s, the Den, maybe a few tinnies on the beach?