Amazing

Monday, April 4th, 2011

Nicole found the only fella in all of Australia who wouldn’t mind her being knocked up by a dead psycho; that’s pretty good going.  The whole experience has reminded her that she’s so much more than a gestational carrier.  Marilyn’s none too impressed though.

Brax set Angelo up by creating a fake drug deal.  Angelo rang Charlie, who was on it quicker than lightning (why did they break up?).  Now Brax knows where he stands with ex-Officer Risotto.

Angelo must be lacking in the restaurant management department.  First he was taking money from Penn, now Brax. Has he ever turned a profit?

Dr. Sid assisted in Thabo heart operation.  Come on, Sid, Rachel would have done that single-handedly and with her eyes closed.

 

 

Summer Bay’s most loved

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Well, we asked and you answered. Unsurprisingly, the most popular person in the Bay is none other than everyone’s favourite galah, Mr. Alf Stewart.

There were some surprises though. For example, Aden and Belle made the top ten. I’d say it was on account of their ridiness. Belle in particular was a bit moany, no?

The no-voters were Brodie, Shelley, Rebecca, Jade, Max, Rachel, Hyde, Roxy, Saul.

Favourite H&A character of all time
(select up to 5)
NOT exhaustive!

  • Alf (11%, 53 Votes)
  • Marilyn (7%, 33 Votes)
  • Morag (6%, 31 Votes)
  • Aden (6%, 27 Votes)
  • Vinnie (4%, 21 Votes)
  • Sally (4%, 19 Votes)
  • Miles (4%, 18 Votes)
  • Belle (3%, 15 Votes)
  • Irene (3%, 15 Votes)
  • Madge Wilkins (3%, 13 Votes)
  • Roman (2%, 12 Votes)
  • Fisher (2%, 12 Votes)
  • Bobby (2%, 11 Votes)
  • Matilda (2%, 10 Votes)
  • Jack (2%, 10 Votes)
  • Hayley (2%, 10 Votes)
  • Chloe (2%, 9 Votes)
  • Noah (2%, 9 Votes)
  • Romeo (2%, 8 Votes)
  • Cassie (2%, 8 Votes)
  • Shane (2%, 8 Votes)
  • Ric (2%, 8 Votes)
  • Martha (1%, 7 Votes)
  • Will (1%, 7 Votes)
  • Pippa (1%, 7 Votes)
  • Gypsy (1%, 6 Votes)
  • Colleen (1%, 6 Votes)
  • Robbie (1%, 6 Votes)
  • Peter (1%, 6 Votes)
  • Angel (1%, 5 Votes)
  • Sophie (1%, 5 Votes)
  • Selina (1%, 5 Votes)
  • Jesse (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Angie (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Ailsa (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Leah (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Tasha (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Kit (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Geoff (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Josh West (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Drew (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Stephen (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Kirsty (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Lancey (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Carly (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Palmer (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Lucas (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Kane (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Beth (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Will (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Duncan (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Kim (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Dani (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Roo (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Annie (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Josie (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Tony (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Travis (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Dan (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Gina (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Rhys (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Brodie (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Shelley (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Rebecca (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Jade (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Max (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Rachel (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Hyde (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Roxy (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Saul (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 110

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No loss

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

The Bay is a richer community having lost Tony and Rachel. Having debated the issue for days, Tony finally agreed that he would go to America with his Mrs and they got a flight eight and a half minutes later.  Amazing how fast things move in the bay.

At first, it seemed like Lucas would make an appearance to talk Tony around. But a storm struck meaning he couldn’t make it.  Funny how nobody has mentioned him in years until yesterday.  He was a pretty boring character too.

Both characters had promising starts but in recent times, both Rachel and Tony have become rather boring.  I don’t remember they last time they weren’t arguing over boxing, John Palmer or something else boring and domestic.  Now that they’re gone to America, the girls of the bay will have to look elsewhere for self defence lessons, maybe Alf will give classes on how to “knock a bloke’s block off”.

Boring

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Oh my goodness, would Rachel and Tony ever EFF OFF?  This saga has been going on for yonkers in Home and Away terms.  Now Rachel has slyly invited Lucas home in the hopes that he’d convince Tony that in America, the streets are paved with gold.  Tony rightly thought that Rachel was being a domineering wagon.  Meanwhile the only thing that the audience cares about is – is Lucas going to be played by the same actor as previously?

Poor Romeo was scared to tell Indy he is a virgin.  I personally can’t believe he never took it to the next level with Annie – NOT.

Dexter stood in for his da on a date with Marilyn.  She wasn’t too impressed but then he was being a weirdo stalker.

Penn told Nicole a load of horse manure about his childhood and now they are friends again.  We didn’t get to hear what his big secret was; no doubt it will be revealed in a shocking manner shortly.

Awwww friends

Friday, September 17th, 2010

So, Romeo and Indigo are an item. Romeo did a load of messing in that episode; I think he’s scared to take things to “the next level”. Did he ever reach that level with Annie? Surely not.

If you lived in Summer Bay, who would you ask for romantic advice? That’s right, Alf and Miles. Two bachelors who live together. Anyway Alf reassured Romeo that it’s ok to be romantic with your best friend. He even admitted Ailsa was his. Awwww. Even if she was a bit of a drip.

Rachel is trying to scare Tony into going to Boston; she left her flight confirmation lying about the house. Sly one Doc.

Up to date

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

After a brief sabbatical, we’ve returned from holidays.  It seems that the bay has been busy in our absence.  From what I can gather, the main talking points of the last week are:

  • Ruby got hammered and threw herself at Liam before puking in his toilet. Despite that, he rejected her advances.
  • Bianca scrapped with Palmer and got herself and April kicked out. Never one to turn away a stray, Irene took them in on a whim.
  • Leah is a bit mopey because Elijah is gone. Maybe she needs to take up another martial art, that worked the last time she got depressed.
  • Angelo is working himself into the ground. In fairness to him, the new restaurant looks great. I’d love to call in for a plate of tapas or two.
  • Tony hit the roof because Rachel decided to go to America without his approval. He does have a point there.

Did I miss anything?

What happened?

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

We were away – did Rachel leave?  What about Tony and Harry?  Arrrrrgggh.

World class acting

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Well, the last scene of that episode was fairly painful.   Elijah nearly leapt for joy when he heard of a disaster overseas.  His holy instincts are to go and help the needy, but what about Leah?  Ah, sod her.

Dr. Shane Given came to town to tempt Rachel away to a life of doctoring in the US of A.  Apparently Rachel switched specialties from psychology to surgery.  A big leap, one might say.

A creepy wooden demon who doesn’t deserve to see the light of day

Monday, July 19th, 2010

Home and Away is returning into Chuckie Down Under. Mr. Oddley rose from the grave that Alf dug for him in the caravan park. Miles thinks someone is “having a lend of” him. That is one of my favourite phrases ever.

“Bon voyage you little mongrel” said Alf as he threw Mr. Oddley into Summer Bay’s deep waters. But the doll emerged through the magic of the washing machine, where Alf found him spinning.

Dr. Sid and Tony are best buds now because Sid stuck up for girl’s boxing in front of Rachel. Sid better watch out, she’s an annoying enemy to make.

Penn is robbing stuff from the caravan park and roundabouts and framing Colleen. What does he have against her?

Much ado about nothing

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Mohamed Ali, Chris Eubank and Barry McGuigan are all getting a flight down under as they heard about the impending grudge match between Tony and John Palmer.  It’s a no holds barred  bitter bashathon.  Somebody’s going down, way down.  This is going to be brutal…

Only it wasn’t.  In reality the fight consisted of two middle aged men prancing around the ring, trash talking but not actually fighting.  Poor Coleen got bored being the referee, waiting for the fight to start and walked away.  The two prospective pugilists pulled the plug and the whole collapsed into farce.  Hopefully that’s the end of this storyline now and we can all move on with our lives.  Rachel will be thrilled that there were no bashings.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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