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Whogo

Ailsa — Wed, 26 May 2010 20:11:38 +0000

Well Hugo is back big-stylee now.Â Martha took him straight back into her arms without a word about his people-smuggling.Â At least Gina gave him a dressing-down for being a massive criminal.

The Austins are surprisingly adept at fobbing off the bobbies.Â Love how Xavier said “It’s the cops” when Angelo and Charlie came to the door, as if he’d never met them before.Â Â Anyway Gina cranked up her headmistress skills and YCPD were slinking out with their tails between their legs.

Gina was nice to Miles, though, even if she was delivering the bad news that he might not get his job back at the school.Â Bet he doesn’t think Rabbit was so deadly now.

Apparently Aden has left.Â I totally missed that; I must have been making a cup of tea or something.Â The exits are very swift these days.Â Nicole is totally over it though, Liam Murphy sorted her out with some bonza advice.Â By the by, they now have a ping-pong table in the caravan park.Â Bounce.

Bye bye Rabbit and Aden, hello Hugo

Ailsa — Sat, 22 May 2010 18:13:28 +0000

What a dramatic few days in Summer Bay.Â Rabbit helped Miles rescue Leah, Elijah, and a rake of kids from being gassed on their school trip.Â Somehow this meant that it was time for Rabbit to leave.Â So she headed off with her ma down the beach.Â Poor Miles was in bits over it.Â There was no explanation of Rabbit’s psychic powers though.Â I think we should put this in the Alf-as-aborigine box and accept we’ll never know the answer.

Nicole, being egged on by Justin, broke up with Aden as he wouldn’t say he loved her.Â So he went off into the wide blue yonder with Justin.Â No doubt he’ll join the army too.

Hugo’s back.Â Martha decided everyone should know that he is in witness protection so she told Xavier and then went down the diner to tell everyone else.Â She did it in the same room as Colleen; she must have the memory of a goldfish.Â Anyway then Xavier told Ruby, and later met Hugo on a random road in the Bay.Â Hugo was sporting some fine stubble and hiding under a hat.Â The bad guys will never look there.

Romeo and Juliet

Ailsa — Thu, 13 May 2010 18:38:26 +0000

I flippin’ knew Ruby was going to ruin the play. The little eejit. Luckily Sir Liam of Murphy stepped in and saved the day. Ruby did alright considering originally she proclaimed “I can’t sing”. Might there be a singing career in the pipeline?

Miles was extra mad in that episode. He wanted to keep a seat at the play for Rabbit (bet she didn’t pay though, it’s one of the perks of being imaginary), then he suddenly went home and banished her from the house. Now he wants her to come back. Ahhhhh.

Leah knows about the Milco madness now anyway. She tried to get it out of Elijah by repeatedly saying his name, but Miles charged in and gave the game away himself. Cue frowny face from Leah until this is sorted out.

Annie left. Hurrah hurrah. “When are you leaving”, said Romeo. “Tomorrow morning”, said Annie. Those Campbells don’t wait around. Sure Geoff went off to “Africa” within a day of making his decision to leave. Anyway Romeo is pretty cut up about it, but Annie doesn’t seem to care. I bet she’s really into J-pop and that’s why she’s off. She did get Romeo to tell her his real name though. What do you think it is?

Marilyn’s days are numbered

Flathead — Tue, 04 May 2010 18:05:13 +0000

Marilyn had a good chat with Doctor Rachel and told her that she’s dying. Â The poor woman has had a rough trot as Alf would say, what with her son dying and having cancer. Â She told Miles that she has less than a year to live. Â She must have returned to the bay to live out her last days.

Miles has his own demons/rabbits to deal with. Â He isn’t in favour of taking the medication or telling the doctor that Rabbit is still around. I think she’s here for the long haul. Â Maybe somebody should build her a hutch out the back of the caravan park.

Sob

Ailsa — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 18:02:45 +0000

Ah here.Â H&A is way too sad these days.Â First was the whole Miles/Rabbit scenario, and now today Leah and VJ visited Vinnie’s grave to say goodbye.Â That’s enough sadness now, I thought.

Elijah didn’t think so, though.Â He threw in a tragic story about his dad dying on a fishing trip.Â I’m not able for this.

Aden’s stupid brother had a flashback and now thinks he killed their da.Â It looks to me like the dad was drink-driving and had a crash.Â If only they hadn’t buried him, they’d be ok with the cops.

Romeo set up a romantic date with Annie in the gym.Â Possibly inspired by Ruby’s seduction of Geoff using fairy lights, he lit a load of candles.Â The Campbells are suckers for small light sources.

Rabbit hunt

Flathead — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:18:13 +0000

The drugs don’t work, apparently. Â Miles was given some psycho drugs which were supposed to stop his delusional visions of Rabbit. Â At first it seemed to be working as there were no sign of her, which caused Miles much consternation. He was running around the house like a mad yoke, looking for her. Â But then he went down to the beach and found her there which is a bit odd. Does that mean that she’s supernatural rather than a figment of Miles’s imagination? Â Ghost or illusion?

Mad Milco beyond the Thunderdrome

Ailsa — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:03:57 +0000

Poor, poor Miles.Â He doesn’t know what’s going on with Rabbit.Â Is she a ghost, an angel, or just a mentalism that he dreamed up himself?Â In any case, it looks like the braindoctor will put him right.Â About time too, as Rabbit is upping the annoying levels very quickly.

Yahoo, Xavier is going to find out Hugo’s alive and all hell will break loose.Â I can’t wait.

I wonder if the H&A cast had a good time at Punchestown?

Rabbit revealed

Ailsa — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:52:17 +0000

AT LAST Marilyn and Alf confronted Miles about his mad behaviour. Â He admitted to seeing Rabbit but denied she was a figment of his imagination. Â He reckons she’s real and is some class of ghost. Â He’s turned into a proper basket case now though. Â So the intrepid twosome called in some backup in the form of Rachel. Â She wants to medicate Miles but he’s having none of that.

I love these crazy storylines. Â At the beginning Miles was a solo madser, but then Marilyn dreamed of Rabbit and Byron, so maybe Rabbit is a ghost oooooh.

Alf, of course, is no stranger to hallucinations and visions. Â He advised Miles that it might be a brain tumour. Â Thanks Alf. Â Just because you turned into an Aborigine and then into your own sister on account of a dicky noggin, doesn’t mean Miles has. Â I hope Rabbit starts haunting other people too. Â Maybe she could attend Summer Bay High.

The parable of Collette and Sharilyn

Flathead — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:18:04 +0000

Poor Elijah got an earful from Colleen when he visited the Diner. Â She decided to ask his advice about her Marilyn doubts but used aliases to protect the innocent and guilty. Â Colleen told him of her friend “Collette” who knew a floozy called “Sharilyn”. Â Collette was the only one who wasn’t taken in by Sharilyn. Â Collette recognised that she didn’t care whose life she ruined and whose heart she broke. Â Â Elijah suggested Collette ask herself “what would Jesus do?” Â Colleen recognised that Jusus was kind to Mary MagdaleneÂ but she “had given up her life of debauchery, I doubt that’s the case with Sharilyn”.

Classic Colleen.

Plus, Marilyn was visited by Rabbit in a dream. Â Rabbit introduced her to Dead Byron, who didn’t look like Flathead at all. Â Rabbit also led Marilyn to Miles, who was mid-graffiti. Â How will Marilyn break the news that he’s a nutter?

Anarchy

Ailsa — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:56:08 +0000

The graffiti artist aka Rabbit aka Mad Miles is still at large, and the caravan park residents are threatening to take the law into their own hands. Â Personally, I’d like to see that. Â Colleen would look the part in camouflage gear and black face paint.

Not content with painting the Bay, Miles is causing more havoc by throwing Elijah and Leah together. Â He used the old invite-them-both-to-dinner-then-lock-them-in-a-caravan-but-pretend-it-was-your-imaginary-friend trick. Â What high jinx! Â I bet Elijah’s secret is that he’s never “taken it to the next level”. Â He’s in the right spot for that, so.

Liam Murphy is sporting a very strange beard. Â It’s like he was run over by the world’s smallest lawnmower. Â Maybe it’s to complement his very strange housemate.

Charlie phoned Leah’s psychologist to make an appointment. Â Do you reckon in Australia, psychologists are called psychos?

Stakeout

Flathead — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:51:57 +0000

Miles has had enough. Enough of the tagging and chaos around the caravan park. So in a Popeyesque move, he proclaimed “I’ve had all I can stand and IÂ can’t stand no more” and went on a stakeout to catch the criminal in the act.

Ably assisted by his assistant Aden, the two crime-fighters set off with torches and a hunger and thirst for what is right. Â Tagers beware – Miles is aware! Â But there was one problem with their stakeout, it’s much harder to catch imaginary people than real ones.

Rabbit led them on a merry dance and legged it when she saw Miles lumbering towards her. Â Knowing an opportunity for pratfalls and slapstick when he sees it, Miles fell over and twisted his ankle. Â Hilarity ensued and Aden didn’t manage to see Rabbit as she ran off. Â Funny that. Â Then she had the temerity to deny the incident when Miles brought it up with her the next day. Â If Miles thinks she’s a real person, why doesn’t he mention her to anyone? Â He had the perfect opportunity when talking to Aden about the stakeout. Â Is it time Miles was locked up for his own safety?

Summer Bay Superpowers

Ailsa — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:44:26 +0000

Building on the bonza idea that Drew’s Shrew had about a cross-over Home and Away/Heroes show, commenter Sorry for being a crazy dingo has given us a deadly list of Home and Away character super-powers:

ALF: grows gills when he jumps in the water and swims underwater, like a fish which is kind of ironic.
COLLEEN: able to speak any language at will and talk to animals, that means she can gossip with anyone or anything.
MILES: the ability to eat food without ever getting full. (Sounds like a crappy superpower, but in later seasons he will discover he has a psychic conscience named Rabbit).
NICOLE: the ability to attract any person at will with her beauty.
JAI: the ability to be invincible.
IRENE: the ability to attract troubled children into her lair.
ANGELO: the ability to cause amnesia to others (everyone, including Martha, seems to have forgiven him for killing Jack and covering up the murder).
CHARLIE: the ability to change sexuality at will.
RUBY: the ability to screech so loud, it causes oneâ€™s ears to bleed.
GINA: the ability to convince people that sheâ€™s actually Tonyâ€™s sister and not his grandmother.
XAVIER: the same ability as Ruby.
MARTHA: the ability to never grieve and be constantly sexually promiscuous.
LIAM: the ability to be completely forgotten about only few months after being an Australian megastar.
ADEN: the same ability as Martha.
LEAH: the ability to be as sexy as Penelope Cruz but no-one in town appearing to notice.
RACHEL: the ability to heal, in all areas of medicine.
TONY: the ability of super strength.
ROMEO: the ability to surf REALLY REALLY WELL. (That one sucked).
MINK: the ability to stare at someone and kill them. What a bad ass!
VJ: the ability to shoot water bombs from his hands.
MORAG: the ability to be the best lawyer ever.
RABBIT: the ability to rise from the dead, be psychic and make herself invisible to all but Miles.

What do you reckon? Do you have any others to add?

SB Time Warp strikes again

Ailsa — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:55:30 +0000

The Summer Bay time warp seems to be back in operation; the diner has been rebuilt in record time.Â Â I hope they’ve put in a back door and fire alarm this time.

Miles was nearly decapitated by a ceiling fan at the school.Â Â You see, if you sleep, you die.Â Maybe Rabbit was asleep when the tsunami got her.

Martha was pretty cranky with Liam.Â I really really really hope she’s not pregnant.Â I don’t think I could cope.

I see dead people

Flathead — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:10:46 +0000

I hope the Diner does a coffee loyalty card because Myles has been lashing into it recently. But then again, it’s out of commission at the moment so he’s having to make do with home brew, and lots of it. All because Rabbit, his imaginary friend, has told him that he’ll die if he falls asleep. Â So he’s been up all night, talking to his dead daughter. Â And now he has to go into work, exhausted and scared. Â Scared of a premonition from a girl with a history of successfully predicting the future. Â It’s a bit funny that Miles, once the imaginary Milco, is now befriended by an imaginary friend of his own. Â What would Sally make of it all?

Flamin’ diner in flames

Ailsa — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 22:25:12 +0000

Strewth mate, who were those hoons who wrecked the diner? And Hasim? Alf didn’t seem to recognise them.

Alf’s like Summer Bay’s John McClane*, putting out fires and setting things right. He’s really disappointed in his town. I thought he might burn the Aussie flag on the barbie.

Where were Supercops Charlie and Angelo when this was all going on? How come Ruby didn’t ring them instead of Aussie 999? She has the direct line, after all. Anyway the ambos showed up a few hours into the siege.

Also, why did Leah, Colleen, Irene and Ruby just sit in the kitchen while the two gents played Fireman Sam?

Miles’s imaginary friend Rabbit is psychic. That means Miles is psychic. I love a good mad storyline in Home and Away. This is like Sixth Sense or Fight Club. I hope there’s a montage later where it shows Miles talking to no-one. All we need now is Aboriginal Alf to show up and we’re laughing.

*That’s him below