Brax goes inside

Friday, December 13th, 2013

Josh and Andy’s ma took a shot at Brax but managed to shoot her Josh instead.  Not her best ever move I would imagine.  Brax will have to mull it over in jail as he makes friends with his new friends inside.  He told Ricky to take care of Josh but that make not take long if he dies before he gets out of jail.

Marilyn saved John from choking in the diner, she knew it was going to happen as she had one of her occasional psychic feelings.  Maybe she’s been using the dark arts again?

Maddy has returned home.  Roo told her that Alf felt bad about giving out to her but they managed to kiss and make up.  Alf is fairly shook by Romeo’s passing away and is going to head off to Sally and Pippa in the US.  Imagine Alf stateside, he’ll probably come back in cowboy gear or an L.A. gang member.

We’ll have to wait a month to find out how it all turns out, RTE are taking a break from the show for a month.

Torpedo captain Palmer

Monday, November 11th, 2013

John and Jett interrupted a romantic dinner between Marilyn and Winston.  They had been having a fancy slap up meal with champers down on the pier before the two interlopers stuck their necks in.  John isn’t happy with Marilyn having a new love interest, despite the fact that he did nothing to show much interest in her when she made her feelings known.  Winston isn’t happy having competition so this could become problematic.

Alf doesn’t want Sally and Pippa 2 to leave, he’ll be devo’d without them.  He’s going to head out fishing when they’re heading off as he doesn’t want to go through another tough goodbye.

Maddy has taken a shine to the young lad who ran her off the road.  Roo isn’t happy about her seeing him but Maddy thinks he deserves a fair go as she saw his older bro putting pressure on him.  If they could get him to move into the caravan park he’d be a reformed character in no time.

Bad Boys, Bangers and Bubbly

Friday, November 1st, 2013

Today’s news:

  • Winston turned up to buy the boat, cue some pointless drama with him and Harvey slagging each other and playing jokes
  • Casey and Maddy were in a car crash, they were run off the road by some rival gang of boyz who know the Braxtons
  • Roo got a massage from Pippa 2 and it was great apparently
  • Brax and Sally had a chat on the beach, then she came home to find Pippa still up, a big no-no
  • Bianca and Heath are off on honeymoon but they’re lucky that their house is still there after somebody lit a load of candles in their place

Living in the now

Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

Dexter has gone to flying doctors training for a few days, leaving the Walker sisters at home to talk about Indi and Chris. He wants a serious relationship with Indigo but she’s not sure. Sasha thinks she should steer clear. Then herself and Spencer recruited Chris to help them break into Bianca’s office and remove the wedding bunting they had put up. It took them ages to clean it up and they ended up scrapping over Chris and Indi. Sort it out lads, it’s getting boring.

Sally is worried about Pippa 2 so Roo took her to the gym. I don’t know how Roo manages to go to the gym, it’s hard to do exercise when you’re wearing a massive dress. They gave Indi some love advice while they were there. Roo gave Sally the low-down on Romeo while they were there, been a while since anybody mentioned him. Is he dead yet? Nobody seems to know. Indi made her mind up after the chat and decided that she’s going to give it a proper go with Chris.

John is going ahead with his bus tour business. Harvey wants a job but there isn’t enough work for that yet. He could be on the dole for a while yet.

The ghost bus

Tuesday, October 22nd, 2013

John, Marilyn and Jett are still trapped in the bush. John headed off to get help from a garage but while Jett and Marilyn were left behind they started talking about Gina and then shazam – the bus started working again. I think the bus is possessed by Gina’s ghost, which should make their tours interesting, if a bit spooky.

Sally is going to take Pippa 2 to the states, against the better judgement of the evil doctor. She had a few more run-ins with April but gave her a lecture where April seemed to take a few points from Dr Bradley. Sometimes doctors have to be tough apparently. She spoke to Tamara and told her it was time she made up her mind on Casey and Kyle, which bro will she go for, “Crazy Eyes” or “Jutting Jaw”?

Weddings, wine and worries

Wednesday, October 16th, 2013

Bianca is planning her wedding with Zac, who she seems to be into all of a sudden. Leah and Irene are dead suspicious. The teachers went back to Bianca’s house to get locked on wine and have a bit of a flirt. They were having a great time until he asked her a question she didn’t want to hear: are you sure he’s the right one for you? Cue an affair with Zac, and Heath getting jilted at the altar if her past record is anything to go by.

Pippa 2 is sick. She had a fit at school and had to be taken to hospital. Sally is worried that the treatment in the US may not work, is it too late for the kid?

Jett copped on that Marilyn is into John and gave her a talking to, she’ll never replace Gina. She’s going to carry on with the business but is going to try and put her feelings to one side after a chat with Roo. Good luck with that Maz.

New lows for the loser

Thursday, October 10th, 2013

Casey is telling everybody to get lost. Brax, Ricky, Tamara, they can all go to hell. The only person he’s getting on with now is Maddy. They went clubbing and then fell into the water on the beach the following morning. Maddy got some serve when she went home. Brax was worried about Sad Casey and sent Tamara over to chat to him. She couldn’t get through to him, he doesn’t want to listen to her, or anyone. She told him to get on with his life, he’s driving everyone away but he’s grand, he has the booze to keep him company. He tried it on with Maddy, but she told him where to go, even she’s copped onto his loserdom. She tried to get him to stop drinking, like Elizabeth Shue to Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.

April is still having problems with her bitchy boss, Dr. Bradley. Who cares? I don’t, it’s very boring.

Sally is trying to sell her house, by walking around town looking for buyers, a novel approach to real estate. Alf and Sally took Pippa 2 out on the Blaxland for a boat trip, happy days. Pippa 2 wants to be a pirate when she grows up, should be if rather than when. Alf is selling the boat so that Sally will have the money to take her to hospital in the states, happier days ahead.

It’s fiesta time

Monday, September 30th, 2013

Dex, Indi and April decided that they were going to have a mexican fiesta night with tacos, sombreros and fake moustaches. Those three are party animals.

Maddy and Spencer are best mates again now, even to the point of rolling around on the beach in their swimwear. Things are much smoother between them now that Sasha is out of the picture, or is she? Welcome back Sasha, your Bay needs you. She got sick of living in the bush with Dr. Sid, plus she missed a certain Spencer. He seemed a bit awkward around her when she met him at his van. Maddy didn’t seem too happy to see her so she went to the farm and gave her a serve, which left Sasha in tears, surprisingly. Why would she give a damn what she thinks? She’s worried that she’s messed it up with Spencer, turn’s out she’s right. He reckons she hurt him once and he’s not willing to let it happen again.

Veej and Jett are very suss about Pippa and her illness. They know something is up, which isn’t surprising given Sally and Bianca were discussing it in the corridor. Miss Scott took Zac out for a walk to go through her condition, which gave the young lads their opportunity to break into the office and check out Pippa’s file. Now they know what it is, they were able to look it up, the cat’s out of the bag. They decided to go have a chat with her, they didn’t realise she was unaware of it. Wait until John and Leah get hold of them, they’ll be hell to pay.

Bianca is having a principal’s dinner at the school, her first one. Since when is this a thing? I don’t remember any of the other principals holding one. Heath doesn’t want to go as he has to wear a suit, maybe he could turn up in his shorts and topless, his usual attire.

bring back miles
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