Poor Marilyn!

Friday, July 1st, 2011

Poor, poor Marilyn; Nicole wants her baby back. She came to this conclusion after Penn’s great-grandfather showed up and praised her mammying skills. Random. Marilyn was naturally absolutely devastated, but Sid just looked mildly irritated. He was probably thinking, “that’s grand, I can run off with Roo now”.

I love how Angelo is all on board for taking on George. Has he ever even held him? Never mind that he’s only with Nicole three weeks.

The Braxeses are in trouble now. Angelo set up a state-of-the-art CCTV system in his struggling restaurant. Now he knows that they set him up to be attacked, and that Charlie and Brax are an item. Charlie broke up with Brax over it, so he might go off the rails and start smashing stuff/people.

High drama!

STD Tree

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Help us solve this mystery, where did the chlamydia originate? Have we left someone out?

Edit: it doesn’t matter, Ruby doesn’t have chlamydia, so the buck stops with Emily.

STD tree 6

Caught rapih’

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

Ah Xavier, you fool. Getting caught in class by your athlete girlfriend, while she’s giving a motivational talk. Scarleh for ya.

Here’s Miranda’s facebook page. Here’s Gina’s! Xavier’s hobbies include driving.

Why is Marilyn being so so mental? She’s so jealous of Roo’s connection to Nicole, and especially to smooth-talking Doctor Sid. I thought he was going to spring an indecent proposal on Roo in that episode.

I think Nicole is having a Summer Bay time-warp preganncy. When did Penn kick the bucket?


Monday, April 4th, 2011

Nicole found the only fella in all of Australia who wouldn’t mind her being knocked up by a dead psycho; that’s pretty good going.  The whole experience has reminded her that she’s so much more than a gestational carrier.  Marilyn’s none too impressed though.

Brax set Angelo up by creating a fake drug deal.  Angelo rang Charlie, who was on it quicker than lightning (why did they break up?).  Now Brax knows where he stands with ex-Officer Risotto.

Angelo must be lacking in the restaurant management department.  First he was taking money from Penn, now Brax. Has he ever turned a profit?

Dr. Sid assisted in Thabo heart operation.  Come on, Sid, Rachel would have done that single-handedly and with her eyes closed.




Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

The truth is revealed!  At last we know whodunit.  Will finished Penn off with Alf’s knife.  Daria/Shandi knew the story and was there while it happened.

Alf is in the clear now and Will’s going away for a long time unless he can convince the court it was self defence. He’ll be banged up in the big house.

Who’ll take care of Lilly now?  She should go back to her mother Gypsy but I wouldn’t be surprised if Irene tried to keep her.

I’m glad that’s over with.  Penn was a pain in the hole.  Will did us all a favour by stabbing him. But the inquest has dragged on for bleedin’ ages.  Is it time that Det Robert Robertson fecked off now?

Handy Shandi

Tuesday, February 15th, 2011

So, who was Shandi? Oooooh. She must have been some killer spy type. Or maybe she was Penn’s sister, swooping in from the city to exact revenge. Or a jilted lover. Or another mental case. But…why is Will protecting her? Strange, very strange. In any case, Alf is screwed unless Will comes back and tells all.

April is moving back in with Irene. She didn’t seem to ask Irene first, but, stuff it, she won’t mind.

Rene Lisle

Monday, February 14th, 2011

What was all that about? Will brought Morag out to a dark wood, took her phone, told her Alf didn’t kill Penn, and then drove off. It’s a brave/stupid man who abandons Justice Bellingham to the elements.

So, what’s going on? Who killed Penn? Who is Will covering for? Sure he doesn’t know anyone in the Bay apart from Irene…maybe Irene did it!

April is back from “Europe” and something is amiss. She doesn’t care that Xavier was kissing another girl, and she’s getting emails from someone called René Lisle. It’d be better if she were getting emails from René “Ménage” Artois.

Sid and Marilyn are gonna adopt Nicole’s baby. Well, Sid wants a different child, but we all know Marilyn will out. How will they like it, though, when Nicole keeps the chisler all to herself as inevitably happens in moralistic Summer Bay?

Temper, temper

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

Imagine, if you will,that you are Alfred Douglas (thanks strikemeroan) Stewart. You are accused of murdering one Penn Graham. Your quick temper is partly to blame for this, as you were heard pronouncing that you would kill the man. In this situation, would you:

  1. Seek out the witness that had you arrested, and punch him square in the jaw first chance you got?
  2. Try to keep your temper in check and avoid the witness?


The wake

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

6 weeks later…

Why do the H&A writers feel the need for these time lapses?  So what’s happened in between?  Ross died and the family buried him.  Charlie and Ruby are devastated but on the upside Morag is back in town.

It appears that Indy passed her exams, maybe she’s off to college?  Dum Romeo failed his on purpose and has to repeat.  Ruby’s happy enough with that outcome as she has her eye on him.

We found out Morag has an iron will. She’ll need that will to protect Alf in his murder case. Detective Robertson didn’t look too happy with the prospect of facing her in court, rightly so too. He should be worried, Justice Bellingham on the warpath is a sight to behold.  I think he may have bitten off more than he can chew this time. It’s great to have her back.

Whoever knew Penn’s middle name was Tiberius? He’s in good company there, he shares the name with Captain Kirk.

Speedy Gonzales!

Monday, February 7th, 2011

Jaysus. All of a sudden it’s Bianca and Vittorio’s wedding day! Here’s what happened:

  • Bianca’s makeup was shocking, like Lily drew it on with a crayon. Also she was a weird colour.
  • Liam showed up looking extremely unkempt.
  • Bianca jilted Vittorio at the altar and went off with Liam on his motorbike. Not surprising.
  • Romeo, in an uncharacteristic move, punched Vittorio for no reason.
  • Alf gave Vittorio “sling yer hook” eyes.
  • Everyone started clapping! No sympathy for the Prince.
  • Gina and John saved the day by getting married instead. Eh, don’t you need paperwork down unda? And WHAT ABOUT BANDICOOT?
  • Ruby fell in love with Romeo when she spied him kissing Indi. She is a nutter.
  • There were some class shapes thrown at the wedding. Special mentions go to Veej and John.
  • Joanna made April go back to Europe with her.
  • Nicole confessed to Marilyn that she’s pregnant. Who’re ya having it for? Penn! Oooooh!
  • Robert of the House of Robertson rocked up to the wedding and arrested Alf.
  • Will stormed off very guiltily.
  • Sid looked confused.
  • Alf looked stoic.

Was that the most dramatic episode of all time?

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