Where’s Angelo?  The river boys knocked him out yesterday and now he’s come a cropper.  They buried his wallet and phone and took his body away, we don’t even know if he’s dead or alive.  Come back Angelo, Nicole needs you!

I think Charlie is trying to win an award. She must be a shoe in for “gullible Australian of the year”.  Angelo phoned her to tell her about the hash crop and she finds the river boys near by.  Then Brax sweet talked her out of arresting his brother Heath.  Now she believes him and will act as his alibi.  She is a dope.  It was obvious before but now it’s clear as day.  This is a new low in the shameful history of YCPD.  Take a bow Charlie, take a bow.

Ooh ex-Sergeant Risotto and babymama Nicole are an item now, and a steamy item at that! But Angelo followed Heath to a marijuana farm, rang Charlie for backup, (she was too busy taking it to the next level) then got caught by Heath. Will he ever return to his new love? Eek!

Marilyn is worried Nicole is getting too close to George the baby. She could have a point.

Liam is having a lot of “reactions” to “wine”. Bianca caught him out though. Did you know, when you’re on drugs, you have to sniff loudly all the time?

After the surf carnival, things got a bit out of control. The River boys were pissed as they left the carnival. Charlie got hit with a bottle and didn’t know who did it. This made Charlie even more confused than usual. She decided to call in the big guns, that’s right it’s FITZY Wilson!!!

Making a long awaited return to the bay after her maternity leave, she is going to sort this bother out quick smart. Sherlock Holmes has nothing on Fitzy Wilson. Charlie will find it hard to protect Ruby and her River boy boyfriend now.

In other news, Nicole breastfed George even though there were bottles of milk nearby. Colour Marilyn unimpressed.

The River Dicks brought Angelo hunting then pretended they were going to shoot him. Basically trying to frighten the bejesus out of him. Meanies.

Wow you would never think Nicole had just been pregnant in her purple get-up. She and Indy lorried the makeup onto themselves and headed to Yabbie Creek to see a band. There must be one gig per night in YC, because Stalky Kieran was there too – Indy said she was going in order to get out of a date with him. He’s a hard man to put off.

Nicole was absolutely bolubas after two drinks, so Kieran took the laydeez home. They didn’t even see the band; what a waste of a dress. He wanted to show Indy some “scenery” but she was wise to him and roared till he stopped the car. Phew.

Charlie is pretending to go on Internet dates in order to stop Ruby driving her mental. Snoooooze.

Poor Nicole was getting fairly fed up with being overdue, so Angelo asked his mama for the Risotto family tips. She suggested a quick ride, but it turned out some heavy flirting on the beach did the trick. The baby is coming at warp speed, too. Marilyn won’t like that.

I was expecting more drama on the junkie cruise, but the cops just arrested Billy when he disembarked. Maybe he was too scared when Morag said she could summon fish from the sea.

Given the way Marilyn was smothering Nicole she must have felt like saying “I’m on maternity, get me out of here!” She had enough of Marilyn’s schedule and girl’s day in, it was all getting too much. So when Angelo called over to see how she was doing, she took the opportunity to bail. Out of there like she stole something.

The two mates went down to the pier to see Romeo cleaning Alf’s boat. They begged the young layabout to let them on board and take the Blaxland out for a cruise. He relented, theft of property is no big deal when you have an ex YCPD Sergeant on board.

Angelo suggested Romeo start taking the boat out for charter cruises, like Hugo used to do. Maybe Romeo will get into people smuggling too. It would probably be more profitable that his surf school which isn’t going too well so far. He didn’t seem too impressed when the redhead boy turned up for his first lesson. IS he trying to say redheads can’t surf?

Ah Xavier, you fool. Getting caught in class by your athlete girlfriend, while she’s giving a motivational talk. Scarleh for ya.

Here’s Miranda’s facebook page. Here’s Gina’s! Xavier’s hobbies include driving.

Why is Marilyn being so so mental? She’s so jealous of Roo’s connection to Nicole, and especially to smooth-talking Doctor Sid. I thought he was going to spring an indecent proposal on Roo in that episode.

I think Nicole is having a Summer Bay time-warp preganncy. When did Penn kick the bucket?

Marilyn, it turns out has rubbish taste in music.  Dr Sid, on the other hand, has way more street cred with his tunes.  He name checked Soundgarden, Nirvana and Pearl Jam.  The two of them seem to be drifting apart now.  I can see a lot of problems ahead.  Marilyn is getting very paranoid especially about Sid getting close to Roo.

How long before Angelo and Nicole start getting it on?  I hope something happens there, they are both sound. No doubt it will after the way she was groping him while applying fake tan.

Charlie is still living in easy street. It took all of 5 minutes for her to drop her guard and take it to the next level with Brax. Then she criticised Ruby for going out with somebody who’s wrong for her.  Maybe Charlie needs to take a bit of her own medicine.

Nicole found the only fella in all of Australia who wouldn’t mind her being knocked up by a dead psycho; that’s pretty good going.  The whole experience has reminded her that she’s so much more than a gestational carrier.  Marilyn’s none too impressed though.

Brax set Angelo up by creating a fake drug deal.  Angelo rang Charlie, who was on it quicker than lightning (why did they break up?).  Now Brax knows where he stands with ex-Officer Risotto.

Angelo must be lacking in the restaurant management department.  First he was taking money from Penn, now Brax. Has he ever turned a profit?

Dr. Sid assisted in Thabo heart operation.  Come on, Sid, Rachel would have done that single-handedly and with her eyes closed.

Well, this is brilliant. Romeo is wracked with guilt because he, oops, took it to the took level with the wrong girl! Such an easy mistake to make. He’s decided though, that it’s Indy he wants, after she tempted him with a near-striptease by email. Poor mad Ruby had her heart set on him though, and wasn’t too impressed when he said hands off. She’s going to wreak havoc, you mark my words. Nicole and Miles already know; tell Colleen as well and job done, Rubes.