Yes! A murder mystery!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

Stu the Sasha Basha is dead. He hasn’t been seen since trying to get Sasha into his car. Shortly afterwards, she came home crying. Curious…

Of course angry doc Sid Walker is a suspect, having done some pre-death bashing of Stewart. Imagine if Rhys came back, and he and Sid formed an Angry Dads Alliance. The River Boys would be shaking in their boots.

Development Denis is in trouble as he moved Stu’s body from the resort to the caravan park. What an amazingly stupid (and sly) thing to do.

The paparazzi, sorry, I mean ONE paparazzo, is after Liam and Bianca. That’s pretty odd as Liam has been off the celebrity circuit for ages. Bianca is worried how this will affect the wedding, which, in true SB-time-warp-style, is tomorrow.

Sly one

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Well, Hugo got off in the end, he’s gone to the big people-smuggling depot in the sky.  He was a crap villain anyway.

Angelo survived getting shot in the head, he’s just like that fella, Kurt Cobain.  How did he survive that?*

I do believe Martha said at one point, “I don’t know what’s going on”, which I thought was default mode for her.  She forgave Angelo for shooting Jack anyway.

Bungbung/Bangbang/Bumbum has gone back to his dad now that he has learned English and how to play the guitar.  Those guys are going to go far.  Martha looked pretty sad.  After all, she just lost a farm slave.

So, that’s the end of the mystery.  It was a long time coming and was quite good in the end.  I don’t really think it’s CHANGED SUMMER BAY FOREVER though.

*See Father Ted

Would somebody please go to Japan?

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

So Clint Eastwood is back on the scene, complete with son.  He got arrested but managed to escape due to the ineptitude of the YCPD.  He ran off to find the son, but instead bumped into the creepy weirdo from the island who Nicole and Geoff met a few months back.  Turns out creepy weirdo speaks good Indonesian.  Handy one.

Kirsty and Miles are in a bad way.  Jai doesn’t know whether to eff off to Japan or not.  So he told Annie she could go.

I still can’t believe Martha is running for office.  That’ll be some laugh.  It’ll be regulation miniskirts and knee-high boots in Summer Bay if she has her way.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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