You Cult

Thursday, January 30th, 2014

Evelyn’s video brought the cult crashing down around Murray’s ears. He was marrying the youngsters off to one another; to what end, who knows? The YCPD raided the lodge and put him in a fridge-type-thing on the back of a police van. They also arrested Zac’s lawyer brother, Ethan. He is totally brainwashed. Summer Bay will soon sort him out.

Spencer is in the hospital and away with the fairies. Dr. Accent advised him to go back on his bipolar medication.

Erica Sharpe visited Brax in prison. They had a great chat and she had a good bawl when leaving.

Alf returned to support Roo in her missing husband crisis. She’s disgusted with Marilyn for telling Alf. Gah.

Leah has been studying social work for two weeks, so naturally she was a shoo-in for a job at Summer Bay High. VJ is not impressed.

Husbands and brothers

Saturday, January 25th, 2014

The women of Summer Bay can’t hauld on to a man. Indi’s fella left when he got sick, but handily appears in dreams to help with jewellery. Roo’s is missing in action somewhere off Asia, and she is rejecting all offers of support.

The brothers of Summer Bay, however, are more interested in scrapping than doing a runner. Kyle and Casey had a blue over who cares more about Brax. Zzz. And Spencer gave Chris a box for interfering with his new cult mates. That chap Murray really knows how to turn mental illness to his advantage.

Switcharoo

Tuesday, November 12th, 2013

A few people in Summer Bay seem to have had extreme changes of mind lately:

Jett: Marilyn should stay away from John / I’ll help John woo Marilyn.
John: I’m not interested in Marilyn / I’m very interested in Marilyn.
Alf: I am a stoic man / I am an emotional wreck / I am stoic again.

I can’t keep up.

In other news, town party planner Roo threw a very cute going-away party for Pippa Jr. That wee one is a super actor. Aww. She and Sally are off to the States for treatment on Brax’s dollar, but they swear they’ll be back.

IN CULT NEWS: The boss man is called Murray. Oscar wants out. Evelyn loves the cult.

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Original image from This is Oz



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