Building on the bonza idea that Drew’s Shrew had about a cross-over Home and Away/Heroes show, commenter Sorry for being a crazy dingo has given us a deadly list of Home and Away character super-powers:

1. ALF:  grows gills when he jumps in the water and swims underwater, like a fish which is kind of ironic.
2. COLLEEN:  able to speak any language at will and talk to animals, that means she can gossip with anyone or anything.
3. MILES:  the ability to eat food without ever getting full. (Sounds like a crappy superpower, but in later seasons he will discover he has a psychic conscience named Rabbit).
4. NICOLE:  the ability to attract any person at will with her beauty.
5. JAI:  the ability to be invincible.
6. IRENE: the ability to attract troubled children into her lair.
7. ANGELO: the ability to cause amnesia to others (everyone, including Martha, seems to have forgiven him for killing Jack and covering up the murder).
8. CHARLIE: the ability to change sexuality at will.
9. RUBY: the ability to screech so loud, it causes one’s ears to bleed.
10. GINA: the ability to convince people that she’s actually Tony’s sister and not his grandmother.
11. XAVIER: the same ability as Ruby.
12. MARTHA: the ability to never grieve and be constantly sexually promiscuous.
13. LIAM: the ability to be completely forgotten about only few months after being an Australian megastar.
14. ADEN: the same ability as Martha.
15. LEAH: the ability to be as sexy as Penelope Cruz but no-one in town appearing to notice.
16. RACHEL: the ability to heal, in all areas of medicine.
17. TONY: the ability of super strength.
18. ROMEO: the ability to surf REALLY REALLY WELL. (That one sucked).
19. MINK: the ability to stare at someone and kill them. What a bad ass!
20. VJ: the ability to shoot water bombs from his hands.
21. MORAG: the ability to be the best lawyer ever.
22. RABBIT: the ability to rise from the dead, be psychic and make herself invisible to all but Miles.

What do you reckon? Do you have any others to add?

That Robert Robertson is one smart cookie. He knew that Charlie wasn’t the killer but he arrested her anyway to force Ross to confess. His plan worked like a dream. I suppose it helped that all of his suspects were considerably stupider than him.
So now that his job is complete with a confession in hand, Robert has bid good day to the bay. His brief liason with Leah went nowhere much but at least it meant that she had a slightly more interesting storyline than her usual one of a busy lunchtime order in the Diner. One thing he has left us with is a new nickname for Morag. Battleship Potemkin will stay with us forever.

OK, does Geoff only have one white vest?  And when it’s in the wash, has he no choice but to walk around topless?

Xavier is wise to Geoff and Ruby.  He warned Geoff off and after looking mega-confused for a while, Geoff agreed to leave Ruby alone.
Ruby’s not impressed though.

Nicole is going to the next level with Liam Murphy the rock star.  This is a disaster in Kirsty’s eyes.  I’d say Kirsty is jealous.  Maybe she just wants a roll on the beach herself.

Charlie’s police radio went off in the diner – AT FULL BLAST.  I’m surprised all the customers didn’t follow her to the police emergency.

Angelo, under slight duress, spilled the beans about his undercover operation.  People-smuggling!  Exotic!  He thinks it’s Hugo running the show, but I bet it’s not.  Who could it be?  Palmer?  Morag?  Colleen?  The excitement!

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Flamin’ Mongrel alerted us to the fact that everyone’s favourite beauty therapist, Marilyn, is returning to the Bay!  Hopefully she can sort out Nicole’s eyeliner.  And Irene’s hair.  And Morag’s lipstick.

Ruby’s stalking her rapist da on cool new networking site Spont Me.  What is Spont?  Is that an Aussie term or something?  It sounds rude.  Cue loads of anguished faces from Charlie when she finds out!

Morag has moved back in with Aden after Ross shipped himself off to a nursing home.  Poor oul’ Ross, he was sound.  Morag’s ruling the roost already though, she’ll have Aden forgetting his dead wife in no time.

Nicole tried to crack on to Dr. Sid (who has a lovely house), but he was having none of it.  That’ll soon change.  A bit more pouting and I’d say she’ll have him.

P.S. Xavier described himself as a “total knob” today.  Where did you learn that blue language, Xave?

“I don’t want to be Wowser about it” was what Miles had to say when doubting Kirsty’s ability to balance Uni and home life. What the hell is a Wowser?

Poor Morag got battered again. Ross accidentally smacked her in the face but sure it was as bad as the time Alf/Ailsa threw her down the stairs, which you can see here.  Ailsa got way meaner when she came back from the dead as Alf’s imaginary friend.

Check it out, Cornelia Frances writes books! How deadly is that? I bet the lads that robbed her laptop were H&A fans.

Also, she’s not leaving the show anytime soon. High five!

Poor Charlie, she’s had a rough trot of it. Maybe that’s why she doesn’t/can’t show emotion AT ALL; she’s afraid it’ll all coming pouring out if she does. She confessed (nearly) all to Angelo and now he’s happy enough to be her boyfriend again. He’s mad for an honest woman, that fella.

Kirsty invited her uni mates over for a piss-up/study session. Miles was eating when they arrived and told them he went to one lecture while at uni. Rebel He soon blew his cool facade, though, when he kicked them out for being rowdy.

Morag is adamant she’s staying in the Bay for a while. You’d think she’d run it past Leah seeing as all the Bucktons now live chez Baker-Patterson.

Jane is after Rachel’s babog; she reckons Rachel is too crap a ma to handle Harry. She could be right there.

Rachel is a pain in the hoop. You’d think she’d be delighted to have the negligence case sorted, but no, she just looked annoyed that she had nothing to moan about. Then Tony brought Harry to the diner to introduce him to Auntie Colleen, and Rachel nearly lost her reason. She’d want to watch herself or topless Tony (did you see that?) will be packing Harry up for good.

Martha is certainly acting like a happy spa these days. Better that than weepy and confused I suppose.

Those were crafty tactics by Morag, using Ross’s Alzheimer’s to try to get to the bottom of the baby mystery. But Charlie had a trick up her sleeve as well, saying her baby had died when in fact she was sitting opposite with a gaping mouth that would catch all the flies in Oz. I suppose it’s her cop training that allows her to think so quickly, but Jack would never have thought of that.

Poor Charlie all the same, it looks like her journey to the next level wasn’t as consensual as most.

Our new shop is open for business! We’re selling t-shirts and mugs with Home and Away Ireland original designs featuring the Bay’s favourite raving redhead, Justice Morag Bellingham. When it comes to legal matters, she is the law.

Yabbie Creek Police Department are always doing their best – to stuff up a crime investigation. Show your support for Charlie and Angelo by buying a YCPD t-shirt.

What would you say if you just found out that all of the diner staff had called in sick? “Oh my Gawdfather” is the only reasonable response. Get on the Irene Roberts bandwagon!

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