What about the baby?

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Poor Charlie, she’s had a rough trot of it.  Maybe that’s why she doesn’t/can’t show emotion AT ALL; she’s afraid it’ll all coming pouring out if she does.  She confessed (nearly) all to Angelo and now he’s happy enough to be her boyfriend again.  He’s mad for an honest woman, that fella.

Kirsty invited her uni mates over for a piss-up/study session.  Miles was eating when they arrived and told them he went to one lecture while at uni. Rebel.  He soon blew his cool facade, though, when he kicked them out for being rowdy.

Morag is adamant she’s staying in the Bay for a while.  You’d think she’d run it past Leah seeing as all the Bucktons now live chez Baker-Patterson.

Jane is after Rachel’s babog; she reckons Rachel is too crap a ma to handle Harry.  She could be right there.

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OK Rachel has lost it

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Rachel is a pain in the hoop. You’d think she’d be delighted to have the negligence case sorted, but no, she just looked annoyed that she had nothing to moan about. Then Tony brought Harry to the diner to introduce him to Auntie Colleen, and Rachel nearly lost her reason. She’d want to watch herself or topless Tony (did you see that?) will be packing Harry up for good.

Martha is certainly acting like a happy spa these days. Better that than weepy and confused I suppose.

Those were crafty tactics by Morag, using Ross’s Alzheimer’s to try to get to the bottom of the baby mystery. But Charlie had a trick up her sleeve as well, saying her baby had died when in fact she was sitting opposite with a gaping mouth that would catch all the flies in Oz.  I suppose it’s her cop training that allows her to think so quickly, but Jack would never have thought of that.

Poor Charlie all the same, it looks like her journey to the next level wasn’t as consensual as most.

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Get them while they’re hot!

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Our new shop is open for business! We’re selling t-shirts and mugs with Home and Away Ireland original designs featuring the Bay’s favourite raving redhead, Justice Morag Bellingham. When it comes to legal matters, she is the law.

Yabbie Creek Police Department are always doing their best – to stuff up a crime investigation. Show your support for Charlie and Angelo by buying a YCPD t-shirt.

What would you say if you just found out that all of the diner staff had called in sick? “Oh my Gawdfather” is the only reasonable response. Get on the Irene Roberts bandwagon!

We’ll be adding more designs soon. Here’s the link.  And here’s the link if you want to shop in dollars, it may be cheaper.


create & buy custom products at Zazzle

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He used to bring me roses…

Friday, June 12th, 2009

Prison isn’t treating Irene well; she seems to have lost the plot altogether.  Her voice is shaky, her eyes are wide, and she’s looking generally shook (although her hair isn’t too bad).  She’s been dubbed a legend for offing her fella, and already been offered some grog.  I’d say she’ll be following that particular line of inquiry fairly soon…

Morag must have something against Irene.  She was very gung-ho when Aden was in trouble with the law.  Sure Ross wouldn’t even know she was gone.

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Jack’s funeral

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Well, if anything gave away the fact that Sarge Holden is still in the land of the living, it was the lads running up a hill with the coffin.  Sure there was nothing in that at all.

Good fighting by Tony, even if he did miss every swing.  He had passion in his eyes.  We all like it when Tony gets passionate.

Angelo must be some class of mentalist.  Off he went to the funeral to do a reading, and then back to the house for a wake!  Well, he’s got his comeuppance now.

Glory be, Morag is back.  She topped up the hair dye and the mad lipstick and took to consoling Martha with gusto.  Whatever did they do without her?

I see Rachel has her hand on her belly a lot these days.  That’s a sure sign that she’s pregnant.  She probably won’t remove it now till the sprog has sprung.

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Morag returns

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Ah poor oul Morag; only back from her honeymoon and it turns out that Ross is losing his marbles.  She’s back on form with the tongue-lashings though.  She seems to have given up the black lipstick; maybe that was to attract the fellas, and now she’s married she doesn’t need it.

If that Bridget wan starts going after Alf, I’m going to go nuts.

I wonder if Martha is going to lose her hair; it was lovely in that episode.

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Danger here

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Summer Bay is a dangerous town.  Psychos and the unhinged flock there like migrating birds.  At the present time, two kidnappers are on the go.  One has been caught due to Roman’s super heroics.  Aden surely won’t be far behind.

Feckin’ Aden.  I thought he was going to follow the template of crook-kid-come-good but he’s royally stuffed it up now.  Maybe Morag will get him out of it if she ever returns from honeymoon.

Although lawbreakers abound, the most dangerous place in this treacherous town is not the Diner or the Surf Club.  It’s the womb.  Woe betide you if you are the result of a fling between two unsuited people.  You won’t gestate beyond three months.  Look at Martha and Viv; it’s heartbreaking.  This is another similarity between Home and Away and Lost.  Pregnancies are a disaster in both locales.

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Scratch that Olympics idea

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

We now know what Morag is up to on holidays; she has taken over a vineyard in South Africa and is churning out wine by the vat.

Bellingham

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I miss Home and Away

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

Where are all the Summer Bay residents gone?  I can only suppose that they’ve all taken off to Beijing to compete in the Olympics.  The competitors and events are probably as follows:

  • Saving people from improbable disasters: Alf
  • Eating competition: Miles
  • Make-up application races: Morag and Nicole
  • Fussing: Leah
  • High jump: Colleen
  • Hair-growing: Ric
  • Partner-swapping: Martha

Can you think of any more?

High Jump

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Spoiler – competition for Fitzy

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Check this out – Morag will have someone else to love soon..

http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5h5hSELLra2KTCrV-ZbdQvKYzyDhg

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