Boo, Morag has gone. Maybe she was sick of listening to tales of the River Boys. If so, she should’ve stuck around because Brax is in trouble. I know this because he got hauled to the cop shop and Charlie made this face:

Roo’s moving in to the caravan park; herself and Marilyn will be best buds in no time.

Charlie came to the rescue at the beach, calling an ambulance when Ruby couldn’t. Xavier went back to the hospital and is grand. As someone pointed out the last time he was in, young males in Summer Bay General are not allowed to wear tops. Anyway, Gina and John had to pass up a trip to Hawaii to keep an eye on the surfing champ.

Dex and Kate called it a day, and April copped on that Dex lurves her. Cue loadsa coy, meaningful glances.

Colleen is amazing. She reckons The Man Upstairs has it in for her, after the small electrocution, due to her gossiping ways. Elijah called over and she went mental. Brilliant. I especially like Morag as nursemaid.

In a very unsurprising turn of events, the River Boys were found with a load of dope on the boat. Unfortunately, Captain Romeo got dragged into it too. Morag was raging. She wanted to fire Romeo, but Roo came to his rescue, saying she’d be his mentor. Celebrity Apprentice Down Unda or what?

Marilyn misses George; she went over to Miles’ looking for his new address. Miles said no, due to her history of nicking sprogs. Anyway, Nicole rang shortly afterwards. Probably looking for tips on how to raise a baby.

Whither now for young Casey? He stands at a crossroads and needs to choose a path.  Option 1 involves him sticking it out at school and trying his best in the HSE, making a go of it with Ruby, then going on to be a productive member of society, maybe getting a job in the bait shop or the surf club.  There aren’t that many options for adult males in the bay outside of YCPD, the hospital or the school.  Option 2 would see him drop out and revert to River Boy mode.  He could spend his days surfing, drinking, annoying staff in the diner/surf club and wrestling on the beech.  No doubt he’ll choose option 2, wouldn’t we all?

Romeo is aiming for businessman of the year.  He’s not getting enough business renting the blaxland as things stand.  I fear he’s going to take Heath up on his offer of transporting the river boys and their contraband cargo.  Foolish boy.  Does he not know by now that the life of crime never pays in the bay?  Miles and Roo won’t see him too far wrong, but he won’t be able to rely on Morag’s guidance as she’s off to the city.  The bay won’t be the same without it’s biggest brain.

Ruby is in the clear, her sexual health is impeccable. So that means bould Emily infected Romeo. They should have dragged the STD storyline out for ages longer, it would have affected nearly everyone in the Bay.

In today’s episode, it was Charlie’s birthday. Morag has copped on about the Sergeant and Mr. Braxton, so it’ll be out in no time.

Dex went on a date with Summer. It didn’t work out as he only has eyes for April. Xavier likes the look of Summer though, maybe they’ll swap?

Oh deadly, Roo and Morag are on Captain Romeo’s junkie boat cruise. This is going to end very happily.

I still don’t know how Elijah got bashed. He’s massive. The hospital bed barely contains him. Relations between him and Leah seem to be on the mend.

Look what we were sent, from the set of Home and Away! It’s almost like we were there ourselves.  See full-size image here (is that Romeo?).

Ah poor Grace.  Thabo’s nurse dobbed her in to the authorities, then Morag wouldn’t perjure herself by defending her sham of a marriage.

So Grace is off home, leaving Elijah with her blessing to get his freak on with Leah. Very gracious of her (geddit?). She even told him that God hadn’t left him at all, at all. So he’ll be back in his ninja ministry within the week. All’s well that ends well.

Nooooooooooooooooo, don’t leave us Morag!  Although she will be back.

Poor oul’ Rubes. Someone made an animation of her taking it to the next level in the backseat of a car. Bold. Meanwhile Romeo is getting off scott-free. Indy even wants to get back with him. I foresee a Buckton meltdown.

Elijah has lost his faith in the man upstairs. It doesn’t take much. Surely he’s seen plenty of suffering in his career as a minister? Anyway, between Morag, Miles and Leah, they’ll sort him out. Dunno why he slept with Grace though.

Morag is ruling the roost at Summer Bay caravan park. She’s telling Roo off, sympathising with Grace, and talking sense into Elijah. She fairly chews the scenery while she’s at it.

Miles woke up with Roo in his bed. She obviously likes the new slimline version. However, she says they didn’t take it to the next level. Dunno whether to believe her though. She does have “a reputation” as Justice Bellingham put it.