“… until one day you wake up and you don’t know where you are” was how Alf put it in relation to the changes that’ve happened in the Bay.  It’s a feeling that Martha can sympathise with.  Every morning her first few questions when she wakes up are “Where am I?  Who am I?  Who’s my boyfriend this week?”

Martha plumbed new depths yesterday. When Romeo sloped up to her out of the surf and tried to chat her up, she cleverly observed, “you’re not from this town, are you?” How observant.

So Romeo doesn’t appear to fussy. First he tries it on with Martha and then switches his attention to Annie.  What age is he supposed to be? I would have thought there’s about 10 years between Martha and Annie.  Jai is going to have a mickey fit when he finds out his foster brother is cracking onto his ex.

On a more general note, I must admit that I prefer happy go lucky Martha to mopey Martha.  She never ceases to amaze me with her lack of brain power.  How can she be related to Morag?  Chalk and cheese.