A mud hut in Mangrove River

Thursday, August 28th, 2014

John and Marilyn were having trouble fitting in at the caravan park, so they decided to look at buying a new property. However, purchasing was proving too expensive, so renting was the next option they considered. Hannah and Oscar chipped in with some impromptu real estate advice, but the lovebirds finally decided to give John’s house another go. Much ado about nothing there, lads.

Heath was offering advice too. He told Andy that Hannah clearly doesn’t consider him her relationship equal. Andy took this on board and confronted Hannah.

Phoebe went off half-cocked and decided to sell anything her father ever gave. Luckily, Kyle (in a YOLO tshirt) talked some sense into her.

YOLO, Kyle

YOLO, Kyle

Roo was still complaining of “jet lag”. She mentioned it four or five times. Now, when someone complains of an ailment in Summer Bay, they usually die of it shortly after (see Gina and her headaches). Roo later collapsed due to said mystery ailment. So, what do ye reckon? Cancaaah?

Harley wore another hat.

Romances rejigged

Tuesday, August 26th, 2014

It’s all about the romances down Summer Bay way, look at all the recent changes:

  • Chris and Denny broke up
  • Casey and Denny are about to get together
  • Maddie and Josh are surely on the rocks
  • Evelyn will be there to pick up the pieces
  • Nate and Sophie won’t be together too long
  • Hannah might like a go of the doc, or Leah
  • Marilyn and John are trialling Alf’s gaff (and leaving John’s house empty, for some mad reason)

Casey got a punch to the face, courtesy of Chris – that’s one for the Braxton punch count. Denny is too much of a wet blanket for Chris anyhow.

BASH!

BASH!

Roo is back! It took her a while to get her massive dresses through customs, but she’s made it back to the bay safely. Oh my gawdfather!

John likes weak tea, the total weirdo.

 

Braxton punch count: 1

King of the idiots

Thursday, August 21st, 2014

We had a strange experience watching todays episode on the RTE player. After a few minutes the picture went and we were left listening to it. It was like listening to the Archers on BBC radio 4.

Matt doesn’t want to be school captain with Sasha, he feels their relationship would suffer. Sash doesn’t agree and crowned him King of the idiots. Will he be more Solomon or Henry VIII? Leah tried to talk Matt into doing it with Sasha, he reckons she’s just being nosy, but she managed to talk him around. Matt and Sasha are going to become joint captains.

Darcy fancies Jett but he’s not interested which upset her, he friend zoned but she was hoping for more, the age gap was too severe according to him. Heath tried to get to the bottom of it with Jett but just ended up embarrassing Darcy.

Heath is struggling with raising Harley on his own. He almost starved to death with all of the baby chores and had to go to the Diner and order two burgers. Hungry Heath. He then left the baby with John and Marilyn while he headed off. They had a great time minding the baby, I thought Marilyn was going to suggest they have a child of their own.

Dr. Accent wants to get back together with Sophie, Leah doesn’t approve. Maybe there could be a future love interest between them?

Harley hat count: 1
Braxton punch count: 0
Do babies need hats in Austrailia? Looked pretty hot there today.

I just want to get on with my punishment

Tuesday, August 19th, 2014

Oscar is the biggest martyr yet. He is feeling very guilty about nearly killing Tamara, and is only dying for someone to give him a bashing or similar as punishment. He got 100 hours of parks and rec. That won’t help his panic attacks. Neither will getting advice from Andy Barrett.

Andy was also doling out love advice to Casey. Young Braxton told Denny to keep her distance, then was all confused when she tried to cancel her gym membership, then went to meet her on the beach for a pash. Wait till Chris gets wind of this.

Marilyn is gearing up for the wedding of the century, and John couldn’t care less. Roo is coming home for help with the preparations, though. I think she should bring Colleen on a holiday from Vegas.

Back to Oscar – he’s another creative prodigy. How come all the kids at Summer Bay High are deadly at art?

Phoebe was going to call the cops on her dad, but the Braxton bros convinced her otherwise. She just phoned him up and gave out to him instead.

Max make-up

Max make-up

Friendzone

Thursday, August 14th, 2014

John had an elaborate proposal plan for Marilyn, he gave her a metal detector and let her find it in the front garden. It went down a treat, I’d say they’ll be happy now.

Denny wasn’t too happy with Casey telling her about his feelings. She thought they were mates but he wanted more. They’re going to try to keep things on a friendship basis or so they say. How long will they stay in the friendzone before Chris gets his p45? About 2 episodes I reckon.

Speaking of the friendzone, Evelyn and Spencer had been concentrating on their exams so had no time for romance. Once they finished them, Spence wanted to get back in the groove but Evelyn was having none of it. She has her eye on some other buchaill, Josh perhaps?

Himself and Maddie seem to be drifting apart because she is class at exams and studying but he finds it tough. When she finished her exam paper she exclaimed “I’m finished” to the class and skipped out of the room. I would have dumped her for that if I were him.

Braxton punch count: 0

Murder attempt x 2? Ah sure that’s grand.

Monday, August 11th, 2014

The Braxtons have just taken martyrdom to a new, extreme height. Daddy Bigbucks tried to have them killed on two separate occasions, but they’re going to say nothing, as it might hurt Phoebe’s feelings. Mad.

Haha

Haha

John, Marilyn and Jett are mates again after a few attempts to punish Jett for nearly drowning. I can’t wait to see this wedding. I hope Marilyn doesn’t continue to raid Roo’s old wardrobe, though. I mean, what the eff is this monstrosity?

Marilyn madness

Marilyn madness

Oscar is now sleepwalking and his panic attacks are continuing. Luckily, he lives with a nurse. Will that help? No.

 

Braxton punch count: 0
Braxton “dog” count: 1

Magic beans

Thursday, July 31st, 2014

Chris needs to work on his business sense. He accepted a scratch card from a customer in place of cash, Irene thinks he may have well asked for magic beans. He apologized to Irene and she gave him the scratch card back. He won a cruise but gave it to Irene.

Casey is worried about being home on his own after the drive by, he told all to Denny in the diner. Chris is still a bit paranoid about Denny being mates with Casey so that was why he wouldn’t go on the cruise. He’s going to have a free gaff at Irene’s place but will have to work extra shifts at the diner due to his boss’s holiday. As a result, Denny called over to keep Casey company with pizza in hand. Does anybody in that town ever get sick of pizza? He gave her the eye, definitely something cooking between them.

Jett can’t afford to pay Denny for her work on the boat due to his pay dispute with John. Luckily for him Alf was on hand to offer him a job in the bait shop. He’ll soon be a salty sea dog like Denny and Alf. Marilyn got John & Jett to sit down and discuss their issues with pay, she’d make a good shop steward.

Sasha is annoyed with Matt and they had a row in the diner about who did and didn’t get it. He told her that her face is a complete tool, which didn’t go down well. He stripped off on the beach in front of the whole town, which worked as an apology somehow.

P-A-R-T-A-Y

Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

Maddie decided everyone at school was sad over Tamara leaving (nonsense), so she decided to throw a party. After Alf told her the caravan park was out-of-bounds, Marilyn offered up the surf club as a venue. Josh and Evelyn both declined the invite out of moodiness. Bleedin’ dopes.

Bianca offered to look after Harley until the Braxton shooter was brought to justice. As soon as she was left alone with the bub, though, she nearly had a panic attack. She is the most highly-strung school principal of all-time. She also randomly skips work to mind children. Anyway, all was well as soon as she picked up the baby, who was wearing an amazing hat.

Harley's amazing hat

Harley’s amazing hat

Bullets Braxton bound

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Phoebe’s Dad returned full of apologies for Kyle and Brax. Can a leopard change his spots? I doubt it.

Casey is doing it tough because Tamara is gone, Kyle didn’t seem to notice her departure. Denny wanted to help cheer him up but Chris is still a bit insecure about his girlfriend’s friendship with Casey, in the long run I think he might be right.

Andy is causing hassle left right and centre. He tried to start a row with Brax on the beach and then in Angelo’s. Why is he so aggro?

John wants Marilyn to help him with Jett so she gave him a tough punishment. He’s annoyed with her now but the kid needs to learn, he can’t keep hooning around like a little larrikin.

Brax and Ricky survived an assassination attempt when somebody shot in the window of their gaff. Who’s behind it? Andy is too thick to use a firearm so maybe it was somebody hired by Phoebe’s father?

Bye bye Big Daddy

Friday, July 18th, 2014

Phoebe’s da tried to cross the Braxtons, and paid the price big-style. He called the cops to check out the Boyz, but they found nothing and Pheebs was mega-peeved. She said good luck, Da, and don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

John and Marilyn are obsessed with Jett. He’s off at the Gaeltacht or something.

Maddie did a great workout at Alf’s command.

Does Ricky have a job? Professional troubleshooter?

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Original image from This is Oz



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