I’m on a boat and, it’s going fast and, I got a nautical-themed pashmina afghan

Monday, February 20th, 2012

In that episode, Irene was in rude health, and decided to take a solo trip on the glittering waters of the Bay. Her erstwhile beau, Lou, taught her the tricks of the nautical trade before he met his maritime end. This more recent trip didn’t turn out well for Irene; she keeled over as soon as she left dry land. Another one in the long list of Summer Bay leisure-trip disasters.

Poor Dex. He saw April leave Heath’s house early in the morning, and correctly presumed there was next-level-visiting going on. He promptly called to Dallas in the surf club, and offered himself up to her. Unimpressed, she soon forgave Dex and told him she likes him lots and lots.

Poor April. She hung around Heath so much that he was forced to tell her that he only gave her a poke in order to get back at Bianca. Sound man.

Someone made a reference to Xavier going to Police Academy. Hahahahaha. I hope they have a medical wing at the training facility.


Monday, January 25th, 2010

Ok so Hugo has broken up with Martha in an effort to protect her.  Martha amazingly has discovered that he didn’t really want to break up.  She’ll get the truth out of him yet.

Angelo punched Hugo while in police uniform, in the surf club in front of half the town.  Good way to discredit yourself Angelo.

Some dude called Orson knows that Donna didn’t own the gun that killed Lou.

This mystery is too mad.  Luckily it looks like it’s ending soon.

Saint Irene

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Irene is ridiculously sound. Not only does she put up with her dead fella’s ex, she gives her advice on how to cope with being newly released from jail. Donna is a mess. She couldn’t drink at home because it was “so empty” so she went from the bottlo straight to Irene’s also-empty house. Plus, she’s canonised Dead Lou in her mind and is pining for him. Anyway, as Sarah pointed out on our Facebook page, Donna is the Aussie Debbie Magee. In that case, she’ll have a magician husband waiting at home for her. Maybe he was at a meeting with the Magic Circle and that’s why the house was “so empty”.

Arrrrggggh to Martha and Hugo. At this stage, I couldn’t care less if they were kidnapped by the people-smugglers and sold to the highest bidder.

Peroxide Piranha

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Good quote there by Irene; she reckons Mrs. Lou is a “peroxide piranha” and is after her money. Unfortunately it looks like the tax man might get there first.

Angelo Risotto is getting suspicious of Hugo; do you think Hugo killed Lou?

Oh great, Xavier and Jai found a load of guns. This is going to be a disaster. I hope Rachel is on standby with her mad doctor skillz.

In the clink

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Ohhhh yes, another mistaken imprisonment storyline. Irene is going to the slammer, just like Dani and Alf before her. I bet she’ll be top dog in no time. In addition, when she is finally cleared, she’ll be a millionaire. Unless Lou’s not really dead?

Gardy is about to eff Roman off a bridge in the hopes of getting his sight back. Could he not just make a really loud noise to give him a fright?


Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Ok, so there was a lot of drama in that episode. Aden and Belle and Rocker Man, Irene and the disappearance of Lou, and Roman’s drama is lurking in the background too. But the biggest revelation of all was that Rachel is ONLY six months pregnant! She’s huge! And doesn’t seem to be affected by the Summer Bay time warp.

Maybe this is part of the mystery too?

P.S. Does anyone else think Aden should step up as the new Noah? That was some nifty advice he gave Tony…


Monday, June 1st, 2009

Oooh why is Irene gun-totin’ on the Eagle Rock? Where’s Lou?

Also, what is the craic with Ollie’s hair? Is he copying Miles?

We both have our fingers crossed for the restoration of Roman’s eyesight. It looks like he might take his own advice and talk his way out of this one.


Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Irene’s date offered her a glass of very posh wine on their first date down the docks.  The background music hummed ominously as she accepted it, but she did put it aside.  Oh my gawdfather, will she fall off the wagon to win Lou’s heart?

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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