Heath is a hero

Wednesday, April 3rd, 2013

Heath told Bianca she was doing his head in, because she had a mickeyfit when he proposed. You and me both, Heath old boy.

Heath is so easily led, though, that he’ll soon come around to Bianca’s way of thinking. It only took Celia 10 minutes to brainwash him. He’s so angry and simple.

There’s no room for April in Irene’s; she’ll have to head off into the wide blue yonder and become a doctor. You can’t really stay in the Bay once you go to Uni. Indi manages it, but she barely goes, she’s far too busy working in the diner Angelo’s. Dani had a few Uni scenes, but took off shortly afterwards. Countless others have just disappeared into the arms of education.

Roo is being extra-extra weird around Maddie and Spencer. What’s it all about, Harvey?

Do you think we will ever see Lottie again? Maybe she died of those measles/chickenpox.

So you think you’re tough?

Thursday, November 8th, 2012

Harvey is hanging around the city with his ex and Lottie almost caught them in bed. She told Harvey to give his fiance a ring and they sorted things out over the phone and he headed back to the bay. If only Harvey had half the sense of his daughter. Will Harvey tell Roo that he slept with Mel? Probably not but she’ll find out somehow.

Jet apologised to Veej for being a bully and a dick, which Veej accepted without any qualms, they’re best mates now. Veej doesn’t have any time for Liam and is annoyed with him practicing guitar in the house. Jet is impressed with the fact that Veej is living with a real life (ex) rock star, a lot more impressed than Jet is.

Case is staying up all night doing weights, his guns are going to be massive, which will be useful in prison. Brax is worried about him, but Casey says he’s looking after things – I know who I believe. Brax was so worried he decided to kick Casey’s door in and found all his stuff piled up in the corner, which is no way to live your life according to Brax. Casey flipped and managed to floor Brax with one punch. Hardy man.

Ow, me knee

Wednesday, November 7th, 2012

There are romantic disasters a-plenty in Summer Bay at the moment.

Harvey went to his ex’s house after he misunderstood the state of his relationship with Roo. Handily, Lottie was at some camp or other. Harvey’s ex seemed to have undergone a personality transplant; she was very giggly and quite nice. Of course, Harvey couldn’t resist the allure of her mild hospitality, and they ended up kissing.

Meanwhile, a despondent Roo was phoning him over and over. What a bleedin’ mess.

The high point of this episode was an amazing montage in which Romeo dashed into the surf, out of the surf, carried a surfboard, and just started sprinting. Unfortunately, the montage ended in a sickening crunch, which meant he’d only gone and done his knee in again. Dr. Sid was none too impressed.

While sitting injured in the Diner, Romeo ran into Indi, who announced that she and Liam were no more. Despite his gammy knee, Romeo got on his high horse and told Indi he couldn’t support her in her break-up, when she’d given up on their marriage so easily. Eh, hello Romeo? What about living and having a pretendy-baby with Ruby?

Back at the gaff, Romeo started quizzing Marilyn on alternative therapies for his knee. When she couldn’t help him, he went online and started researching steroids. Uh-oh! (Bet Heath could get him some)


Monday, October 15th, 2012

We’re back and all caught up, here are our thoughts:

  • That’s the end of Ruby, everyone was surprisingly nice to her in the end. Hope she has fun in the US.
  • Roo marrying Harvey, why bother?
  • Will Lottie be back for the wedding?
  • Good hair April
  • Good graveside chat Brax (oi)
  • Good cutting Dex out of car scene
  • Why didn’t the picture get damaged in the car?
  • Orange overalls yes

Danny’s dastardly designs

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012

Danny has poor innocent Casey under his influence. His scheme is coming to fruition and fallout is going to be huge. Casey is getting tight with Ruby and is going to borrow money from her for his road trip with Danny, or so Danny believes. Casey is not quite the fool everyone has him down for. He is in fact a double agent and is keeping tabs on what Danny is at. He let Brax in on his intentions but nobody else knows about his double life. The name’s Braxton, Casey Braxton.

Alf had a chat with Ruby and asked her to move back into Summer Bay house. What is Ruby up to these days? All she seems to do is surf, go for coffee and hang around the caravan park. Charlie’s inheritance means she doesn’t have to work for a living, lifestyles of the rich and foolish.

Harvey is missing Lottie since she went to live with Mel but on the upside he sounds like he’s well up on the latest social media trends and will be able to keep in touch with her. At least the Blaxland is getting upgraded and refitted. How will Roo be able to get him back in good spirits? It might take more than a picnic basket and a bottle of iced tea.

Blink and you’ll miss it

Tuesday, September 25th, 2012

Well, in the grand old tradition of leaving Summer Bay and never looking back, Lottie is off into the wide blue yonder, aka The City. She made the decision in a heartbeat, and was gone just as quick. Sasha wasn’t even informed. Pity, because Lottie was a good character – I don’t think they’ve ever had a lady Dex before.

Speaking of Dex, he and April made their own hurried decision: to move in together. They had no place to take it to the next level in private, so it’s off to the caravan park with them. Or they could have Martha’s old flat. Or the palace. Or Nicole’s house.

Brax “he’s a dog” Braxton finally fell prey to the lady counsellor’s charms. I cannot remember her name, nor believe that he put up with her constant questions. Sergeant Buckton must be spinning in her grave (but not changing her facial expression).

In real-life H&A news, Steve Peacocke aka Darryl Brax Braxton will be appearing at a nightclub in Maynooth in December. It’s true. Expect: leaning on things, saying “oi”, and calling people dogs.

Lottie who?

Monday, September 17th, 2012

There was a whole lotta Lottie talk in that episode, but she never appeared. Mel wants her back, and revealed that Haaavey was locked when the young lad died. She’ll tell all in court, if it comes to it. Haaaavey will have to ‘fess up to Lottie first.

Poor Casey, the best of the Braxtons, doesn’t know who to trust. His da is behaving very creepily around all females, plus it’s now common knowledge that Brax is trying to pay back Danny’s 50 large. Perma-bashed Brax met a dodgy dude in a car, and is about to take part in something equally dodgy. Drugs or theft or just plain show-bashing?

Casey very strangely told Ruby to stay close and keep trusting him. WTF?

A thousand hangups

Tuesday, September 11th, 2012

Jett was telling Veej about his father woes; Veej said he’d phone a thousand people if it meant he could see Vinnie again. Silly Veej, sure just put on True Blood!

Jett discovered a page was missing from his notebook, and copped on that Gina had nicked it. He went mad at her, so she went and found Richard Bozic, who looks like that Paul Galvin lad. Who will be a love interest for Richard, I wonder?

Lottie’s staying in the Bay with her best friends Sasha and Alf. Awesome.

Leah must be pregnant in these episodes, she’s doing a lot of standing behind counters and fruit bowls.

Trouble in paradise

Monday, September 10th, 2012

Bianca was caught red-handed when April and Dex happened upon her kissing Heath in the hospital. April was miffed but Bianca acted like she had been snared by her mother. Who is the elder sibling? April by the looks of it.

Dex is still mates with Lottie and April is a bit jealous of them spending study time together. Dex has other problems to contend with like eating cereal, he couldn’t even keep it inside his mouth. Smooth. He had a big row with April over Heath & Bianca and spilled his guts to Sasha about it but they’ll be fine in the long run. April is going to go mad when she finds out that April and Heath are a solid item now.

Little Lottie needs to decide where she wants to live. Her mother wants her back but she wants to stay in the Bay with Harvey. Alf and Roo want her to stay too, as does her new bessie Sasha. I’m sure she’ll make the right decision in the end, who could resist the lure of the caravan park?

The truth will out

Tuesday, September 4th, 2012

Ruby’s pigeon’s have come home to roost, finally. Leah forced the young tearaway to come clean with her fella. Romeo, nice but dim, took quite a while to cop on to what Ruby was saying. When he realised there never was a baby, he flipped. He’s had enough of her schemes and stormed out of their van, leaving Ruby crying in the dirt. Given how much of a wagon she’s been throughout the past while, it’s hard to feel sorry for her.

Lottie was Dex’s Florence Nightingale, coming to his rescue in his hour of need. He didn’t bother doing his assignment for Uni as he was busy helping his girlfriend to study for her exams. He could be winning “battle of the martyrs” this week, nearly throwing away his academic future to help somebody else out with theirs.

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