Harvey Bucks

Monday, February 11th, 2013

Even when someone is doing Haaaavey a favour, he’s a moany waste of space. Now his “mate” Winston has kidnapped him, as part of a buck’s night caper. Hope they don’t accidentally drive off Stewart’s Point…(fingers crossed)!

Jamie is still hanging around, being weird. He is pretending to be Veej on iChat, so Jett will get Leah’s location out of Liam. Phew. Good continuation of storyline, in fairness.

Marilyn hasn’t organised Roo’s hen; she totally forgot. Bet ten million euros they go to Angelo’s.

Lisa exited stage left. She told Sid she will break up with Neil, but wants to put some distance between herself and the Walkers first. Looks like Dex will be getting a new physio.

Did yis hear Sally’s coming back?

Judgement day

Thursday, February 7th, 2013

Romeo and Dex are having a hard time, remembering which lies they told when trying to cover up his trip to the hospital. Pretty stupid move by them given that their respective girlfriends are far smarter than they are. Romeo is worried about Dex so decided to tail himself and April to the diner. The ladies are suss, especially Indi, Romeo can’t lie to save his life. Dex felt guilty and fessed up about the whole thing which April freaked at. His dishonesty and attempts to protect her has backfired in a big way.

Casey’s trial jury has reached a verdict. They pronounced him not guilty of murder, he got off on self defence, but he was found guilty of armed robbery. The judge gave him a good behaviour bond, so no jail for Casey. The Braxtons are over the moon, understandably, except for Kyle. He’s feeling dum about his da, the dog. Heath took him up to the graveyard. The two brothers bonded over the fact that their Dad didn’t give a damn about them. So far so good until Watson and Constable John turned up in Angelo’s to arrest Kyle for kidnapping Casey. Another trial?

Natalie, sporting a lovely waistcoat, is happy that the trial is over as she can get it back on with Brax now. Sasha is happy about her fella but she wants Tamara “the desert girl” to leave town, having a love rival on the scene doesn’t sit well with her.

Sid is worried about Lisa, she hasn’t been responding to his texts. He doesn’t know that she’s made up with her mental hubbie, Neil. Sid should go round there and check on her himself.

Wedding blues

Monday, February 4th, 2013

Harvey has no friends and no best man.  Not surprised, he’s boring, annoying and irritable.  No doubt he’ll end up asking Alf to do the honours.

Neil had taken Indi hostage but Sid came to the rescue, clamping Neil in an arm lock.  Neil claimed innocence when the cops turned up but they carted him away.  In typical YCPD fashion, they released him ten minutes later so he’s free to harass Lisa and Indi again. Sid put Lisa into a hotel but she subsequently rang Neil to tell him that she’s ready to come home.  What’s her problem?

Dex is not well.  The stress of the hostage situation got to him and he went to bed early, only to get up in a fever and collapse in the kitchen during the night.  His brain must still be recovering from the after effects of his injury, I hope he hasn’t suffered one of these.

Courtroom drama-rama

Friday, February 1st, 2013

We watched two episodes in a row there. Two DEADLY episodes.

Creepy Jamie sent Leah a picture of herself sleeping; she went nuts so Liam got the Guards. The worst cop of all time showed up to investigate. He basically told Leah he didn’t believe her, and it was her own fault for sleeping with Jamie. Come back Jack, all is forgiven.

So, Leah and Veej shipped out, they’re going on an extended holiday. It seems if your soap-ma gets pregnant, it means no wages for you while she’s on maternity leave. No wonder Veej wants to stay in the Bay with his mates.

Casey’s trial is in full swing. He had a panic attack at the start, but Kyle and Tamara saved the day by sticking up for him. Kyle obvs wants to be one of The Boize.

However, things took a nosedive when Nosey Nat took the stand. She revealed Casey’s anger management problems, so now his chances of freedom look slim.

The prosecution missed a trick not getting Angry Teacher to take the stand.

angry teacher with a bloody nose

Lisa’s husband is looking for her; he’s locked Indi in Angelo’s. There are too many creepy weirdos in the Bay at the moment.

Marilyn is dying to be Roo’s maid of honour, while Harvey has no mates to be groomsmen. He’ll probably ask his sworn enemy, Romeo.

Dex is back to his best

Monday, January 28th, 2013

It’s great to have the old Dex back. He’s cracking jokes and asking for group hugs. Lisa is very impressed with his progress. Maybe himself and April will move out again once she’s finished her HSE. They are a cute couple in fairness.

Adam kicked Liam out of the party after finding him snooping around the house. Liam found a photo of Leah and Veej that Jamie had photoshopped and robbed. Leah flipped when she saw it but still doesn’t want to get the cops involved.

Liam and Heath have joined forces to free Bianca from Adam’s clutches. Her brain is gone missing due to grief and drugs, she thinks staying in Adam’s place is a great idea and won’t listen to Liam or Heath. Even April and Irene can’t get through to her. Where’s Brax in all of this? He seems to have gone missing while Adam is running amok.

Sid and Lisa are getting on well now she’s living in the farm but her psycho ex isn’t taking it well. He ambushed Sid outside the farm and bashed him to the ground. I hope Lisa has scarpered before he catches up with her.

Fully bashed

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2013

Lisa turned up to Sid’s house, fully bashed. If I were Sid I would have set Sasha “Killer” Walker on Lisa’s husband. All Lisa got was a chat from Sasha; she’s very wise.

Sasha went a bit mad  with jealousy when she heard about Casey’s imaginary friend, Tamara. I’m not so sure she was imaginary. However, her jealousy was explained when she confessed to Natalie that she might be pregnant! That’s right, in the grand old tradition of Summer Bay teenage pregnancies, following in the footsteps of Roo, Sophie, Angel, Chloe, Tasha, Kirsty, Cassie and Nicole, Sasha is up the duff. Hurray for another River Baby.


Job opportunity

Monday, January 21st, 2013

Liam and Leah, Summer Bay’s newest crime fighting duo, spent the episode piecing together the puzzle that is Adam and his son Jamie. With their knowledge combined, they figured out that Adam is wrong ‘un. Despite that, Liam insists that he’s going to do the job for Adam, to release Bianca from her drug hell. What kind of a job will it be? Spray graffiti on the diner? Rob the takings from the gelato bar? Give Adam and Jamie a Karaoke lesson, teaching them the words to his favourite duet, “kisses hurt so much”?

Dex and Lisa were doing some physio down the beach, which was going well until Dex started quizzing her about lying to Sid. Lisa avoided the question and told him to walk around the poles. Alas Dex lost the run of himself, literally, and sprained his ankle. Sid went ape and called over to Lisa’s intending to have it out with her but her husband answered the door, he doesn’t seem very friendly. Maybe Lisa is in an abusive relationship and she needs Sid to help her out of it?

Did anybody else notice Indi and Romeo’s costume change in the water? The ran onto the beach in their swim wear but came out of the water wearing wet suits. Good continuity lads.

Romeo remarries

Monday, January 14th, 2013

What a lovely couple? Let’s hope Romeo and Indi make a better go of their marriage this time round. At least they won’t have to contend with Ruby making up babies and slutting in between them.

Leah has a new fella and he’s only a nipper. She’s worried about the age gap between them, but she still went for a date with him in Angelo’s. I reckon it’s him that should be worried, hooking up with a double widow may not be the smartest move, he could go the way of Dan or Vinnie. The date went well, she ended up leading him into her house by the hand and we all know what that means, “taking it to the next level”.

Sid is having love problems with Lisa. His ungrateful family gave him grief over having a girlfriend who was separated, so he broke it off with her. Can’t see the problem there myself. Anyway, he changed his mind yet again and tried to get back with her but she said she still has on-going issues with her ex so it’s not that straight forward. Poor Sid, he’ll probably end up in the ditch again.

Romeo revolution

Saturday, December 15th, 2012

Romeo has managed to kick the ‘roids and reclaim his wife but what about the surf carnival? This beach bum has a crown to reclaim, or does he? Indi seemed to have a positive influence on him, letting him know that the carnival wasn’t the be all and end all, so he ditched it, favouring long term paralysis over short term glory.

Dex told Sid that his therapist had been married, which was a big deal at the start but then Lisa told Dex that the marriage was long over. Lisa met Sid in Angelo’s, the only romantic destination in the bay. They could have a future, they’re responsible professionals, with a sense of humour and reality, not something you get everyday by the beach.

VJ and Jett have a good con on the go. They’re getting money from John and Gina, clever boys. While VJ distracted John, Jett robbed the place blind I predict these lads will end up as criminal masterminds. But just as they thought things were getting “awesome”, John and Gina snared them on the beach with the fireworks; tough luck lads, you’re in trouble now.

No Home and Away until January, what are we going to do?

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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