Look what the cat dragged in

Tuesday, May 27th, 2014

Spencer found Matt sleeping on the doorstep of Irene’s house so he passed him onto Sasha. She got him showered, dressed and took him to Leah’s. She followed the Summer Bay tradition of taking him in without a second thought. Matt and Sasha celebrated with a pash on the beach. Spencer won’t be happy when he finds out.

Maddy let slip to Josh that she kissed Spencer on the sly. He stormed off in a huff which left Maddie depressed. Oscar swooped in to pick up the pieces and provide a shoulder for her to cry on.  Maybe he’ll be able to take advantage if they break up?

Nate was annoyed when he found out Ricky isn’t seeing Brax as he assumed she broke up with him to be with Brax.  Now Ricky is on the market again could there be room for a reconciliation?  Leah seems to think so.

Harley, is it?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

I have a question: why does Heath have the baby if the ma isn’t dead yet?

Harley started roaring when he met Cheryl, an appropriate response, some might say.

Matt was trying to be all things to his little sister while their da is in jail. Sasha has some form in this area, so she convinced Matt to hand the young one over to DOCS. In fairness to Matt, at least he didn’t make Ellie live in a toilet.

Leah is still in hospital but her liver is on the mend, so no donor for her. Jett is delira and Veej is nowhere to be seen.

P.S. DANNY WAS A DOG! Good woman Cheryl.

Bad smell

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Jess is still hanging around and this is causing problems for Heath and Bianca. She wants him to be an active parent but that’s more than he can offer. He asked Jess to leave town so that he can get things back on track with his wife. He met her on the pier to tell her but she got a baby kick and duped him into feeling it. Bianca spied all of this and wasn’t impressed, she’s off to the city for a few days as a result.

Chris is feeling a lot more positive about his situation after a talk with Irene. He tried to invent a new burger for the Diner menu which Irene shot down but she is going to try to set him up with somebody, maybe Tamara. She’s roped Leah into her cupid caper. Irene got Chris to have lunch with Tamara in the diner, by telling him that she was into him. It backfired spectacularly as she hates Chris.

Kyle is struggling to come to terms with Phoebe’s ultimatum – to hell or to Melbourne. He told her that he can’t leave the bay due to his commitments and they are many. What would the town do without its local restaurant manager, part-time busker and kidnapping consultant? Maybe his bro can fill the gap as who walked into Angelo’s only its owner, Daryl “Brax” Braxton. He knocked back a shot and we all know that says he means business. The Bay had better watch out, the boss is back.

Memory magic

Thursday, March 13th, 2014

Sing hallelujah, Bianca’s brainwrong has been vanquished by the simple healing power of…time. She remembered Heath reading her beauty tips aloud from one of her ladymags. Indeed, who could forget Mr. Braxton singing the praises of a cool green tea bag applied to a swollen eye?

Ricky’s brain, on the other hand, is not entirely under her control, it seems. One overheard comment from Dr. Dreamboat about her living arrangements, and off she went into the clear blue night. She is extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, the good doc talked her into staying in the Bay. He’s sticking around too, and is moving into Leah’s Hostelry for Lost Souls.

Harvey showed up, still shook, and still saying nothing about his ordeal. This calls for a poll; get clicking and cast your vote (see right)!

Diner D-day

Wednesday, March 12th, 2014

Bianca is still in a coma in the hospital, with Heath at her side waiting for her to come to, which she did at the end of the episode. Himself and Irene explained what had happened which she had problems understanding, her short term memory seems damaged.

It was handy Heath was in the hospital as Nate was able to let him know that Ricky had been admitted to the hospital with baby issues. He did a scan on her and she had lost the baby. I wonder if she’ll let Brax know about it now?

Phoebe is still hanging around the bay, sleeping in her car and stalking Kyle. She tried it on with him, again but he is able to resist her charms somehow. She thinks he should come back to the rock and roll lifestyle but he says he’s happy in the Bay being a restaurant manager. She wasn’t happy with his answer so she went to Tamara for a chat and told her to cut off all contact with him. Tamara went to Kyle and they agreed that everything is ok between them, they can continue to work together and be mates.

Chris and his new regime in the diner is driving Leah around the bend. Apparently he is an organisational genius but Leah can’t handle it as it’s not he way she used to do things. She reached the end of her tether and told him to sling his hook. Chris had to crawl back to Leah with his tail between his legs and apologise, he agreed to let her run things her way, fight your battles mate.

The sun, the moon, and the truth

Wednesday, February 19th, 2014

Buddha said three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. With insight like that he would have done well in Summer Bay where a secret becomes public knowledge in seconds. Take Ricky’s pregnancy, yesterday only Kyle knew, now half the bay is aware of it.

Kyle is worried about Ricky & her delicate situation. She doesn’t want to tell Brax but he wants her to. She told Heath and he urged her to tell Brax, but she’s worried about raising a child while its father is in jail for 10 years. Heath respected her wishes and told Kyle to do the same. Bianca eventually told Bianca and all of Clan Braxton so the cat is out of the bag now.

Given the serve Leah gave her, the Sniper went MIA. Leah gave Bianca the lowdown on what happened so Bianca decided to make a formal complaint about Ms Montgomery. Leah is getting crank phone calls now, maybe she’s the sniper’s next target.

Casey is finding it hard to run the gym given that Heath is not helping with the paperwork. Irene told Chris to get a job so he knocked into Casey and asked him for some of Spencer’s gym shifts. Casey asked for time to think it over but Heath was easier work, he managed to take Spencer’s job and told his bro he was sacked. Irene was none too impressed when she heard and forced Chris to quit the gym and take up a job in the diner, which will be great fun I’d imagine.

Braxton baby

Tuesday, February 18th, 2014

After Ricky fainted, her stalker Kyle called the doc, who confronted her and confirmed his suspicions – she’s pregnant. To make doubly sure, she did a pregnancy test in Nate’s presence, hygienically leaving it on the kitchen table while it developed. Kyle walked in just as she made the announcement, but she’s sworn him to secrecy.

Leah had a face-off with The Sniper, calling her a coward and a bully. Will she change her ways now?

Andy is a total weirdo; he asked Josh not to go to school so he could hang around with him all day.

Alf and Jett engineered a fancy lunch for John and Marilyn. Awwwwwww.

Take a walk on the wild side

Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

Dex & April went to Sasha’s day spa for their bucks and hen night. It ended up in a massive game of monopoly. Wild. April was accepted into her Paris course so they’re off to France, without telling their families. Sasha lost it as did Dr Sid who walked in the door as they were telling her. Great to have Sid back, maybe he’ll throw Dex a proper buck’s night in the ditch.

sid is back

Matt and the Sniper had a “secret meetup” outside the surf club but Leah spotted them. She knows something is up. Montgomery met Matt on the beech and told him to tell the cops that Bianca tried it on with him. He refused so she smacked him. I can’t see this going away in a hurry. Next she broke into the school and sprayed “Slag” on Bianca’s door, she’s trying to frame Matt again.

Casey got his HSC. I must say, I didn’t see that coming.

You Cult

Thursday, January 30th, 2014

Evelyn’s video brought the cult crashing down around Murray’s ears. He was marrying the youngsters off to one another; to what end, who knows? The YCPD raided the lodge and put him in a fridge-type-thing on the back of a police van. They also arrested Zac’s lawyer brother, Ethan. He is totally brainwashed. Summer Bay will soon sort him out.

Spencer is in the hospital and away with the fairies. Dr. Accent advised him to go back on his bipolar medication.

Erica Sharpe visited Brax in prison. They had a great chat and she had a good bawl when leaving.

Alf returned to support Roo in her missing husband crisis. She’s disgusted with Marilyn for telling Alf. Gah.

Leah has been studying social work for two weeks, so naturally she was a shoo-in for a job at Summer Bay High. VJ is not impressed.

So many questions

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

Throughout that episode, I mostly asked questions. Like:

  • Where’s VJ?
  • Did Oscar really have that bad a first day at school?
  • How many people live in Leah’s? Seven apparently.
  • Why is Ricky still living in the Braxton house?
  • Who is in charge of Angelo’s? Surely not Kyle?
  • Is Montgomery the one who graffiti’d Bianca’s office?
  • How come Montgomery is allowed to treat students like dirt? No staff reviews there obviously.
  • Why did the doc allow Josh to stay at home?


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