Stud academy

Tuesday, March 19th, 2013

Jett has been getting lady advice from John and Liam, unfortunately it was conflicting advice. John told him to get out in the middle of the disco and mingle while Liam recommended playing it cool and maintaining an air of mystery. Liam managed to save the day by getting Sasha and Rosie to dance with him, making the other girls jealous. It all worked well and he was the belle of the ball.

Kyle and Casey managed to restrain Nelson and bring him to the YCPD station. Casey was still very ungrateful, despite the help that Kyle gave him. The cops took a statement from Tamara and told her that she’ll have to testify in the manslaughter case against Nelson. Kyle has his own case coming up, with Tamara and Casey acting as witnesses for the prosecution, so he could do with getting on their good side.

Tamara went to Sash and thanked her for helping her and Casey. Sasha feels like it wasn’t meant to be between her and Case, must mean that “the universe” didn’t want it to happen. The universe seems to be responsible for an awful lot of what happens in the Bay.

Who is the new cop in the station? He seems far more efficient that the old crew. Jack and Charlie would have messed this case up by now.

Here is a question for all the viewers. Where is Leah? Adam is dead and his son Jamie is in jail. Surely the coast is clear now and she can return to the Bay?

Job opportunities

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

Spencer and Maddy were so desperate for somewhere warm and safe that they broke into the school. Before long they’ll be mitching off school. While there Maddy showed her mean violin skills. Maybe they should go busking, that would earn them a fortune. Alternatively, they could rely on Roo’s generosity to put them up in a van.

Celia is now working for Alf in the caravan park and wants to become its guest relations manager. All these years and they didn’t realise what they were missing. Not only will she clean the place up but she’ll also enforce a strict moral code among the guests, no kissing or fondling allowed, which doesn’t sound like much crack. Will gambling be allowed?

Liam and Brax are concocting a plan to get back at Adam. They staged a firing incident in front of Adam. He bought it and encouraged Liam to take a job working for him rather than going on the dole. Poor simpleton/psycho Jamie was accosted by a vigilante posse of Kyle and Heath. Jamie ran back to Adam and spilled his guts, saying they should leave town, a proposal which didn’t go down well with his dad. He fell for Heath’s ruse and overheard Brax and Liam using a fake safe house location for Leah as bait. The dupe fell right into the trap and turned around up in the empty house to find himself face to face with his worst nightmare, Kyle “he’s off his head” Braxton.

Bad boy boat trip

Monday, February 18th, 2013

Jamie is a brilliant pathetic baddie. He nicked Jett’s phone, quizzed Colleen about Leah, and texted Veej while pretending to be Jett. JP found the phone in Jamie’s car and confronted him. Jamie was like a deer in headlights; if it wasn’t for Heath’s experience in counter-threats, John would have dragged Jamie down the cop shop.

Adam got Liam to hire a boat for Jamie. What a weird request to make. But Jamie is supposed to kill Heath on the báid, so maybe Adam doesn’t want it traced back to him. It was the worst blackmail effort ever (Do as I say or I’ll get Bianca back on drugs), but it worked.

April’s going to med school. Does that mean she’s leaving soon?

Colleen continues to be brilliant. I thought that Sally would be back for Roo’s wedding, wonder when she’ll appear?

Harvey Bucks

Monday, February 11th, 2013

Even when someone is doing Haaaavey a favour, he’s a moany waste of space. Now his “mate” Winston has kidnapped him, as part of a buck’s night caper. Hope they don’t accidentally drive off Stewart’s Point…(fingers crossed)!

Jamie is still hanging around, being weird. He is pretending to be Veej on iChat, so Jett will get Leah’s location out of Liam. Phew. Good continuation of storyline, in fairness.

Marilyn hasn’t organised Roo’s hen; she totally forgot. Bet ten million euros they go to Angelo’s.

Lisa exited stage left. She told Sid she will break up with Neil, but wants to put some distance between herself and the Walkers first. Looks like Dex will be getting a new physio.

Did yis hear Sally’s coming back?

Courtroom drama-rama

Friday, February 1st, 2013

We watched two episodes in a row there. Two DEADLY episodes.

Creepy Jamie sent Leah a picture of herself sleeping; she went nuts so Liam got the Guards. The worst cop of all time showed up to investigate. He basically told Leah he didn’t believe her, and it was her own fault for sleeping with Jamie. Come back Jack, all is forgiven.

So, Leah and Veej shipped out, they’re going on an extended holiday. It seems if your soap-ma gets pregnant, it means no wages for you while she’s on maternity leave. No wonder Veej wants to stay in the Bay with his mates.

Casey’s trial is in full swing. He had a panic attack at the start, but Kyle and Tamara saved the day by sticking up for him. Kyle obvs wants to be one of The Boize.

However, things took a nosedive when Nosey Nat took the stand. She revealed Casey’s anger management problems, so now his chances of freedom look slim.

The prosecution missed a trick not getting Angry Teacher to take the stand.

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Lisa’s husband is looking for her; he’s locked Indi in Angelo’s. There are too many creepy weirdos in the Bay at the moment.

Marilyn is dying to be Roo’s maid of honour, while Harvey has no mates to be groomsmen. He’ll probably ask his sworn enemy, Romeo.

Stellar Stalking

Wednesday, January 30th, 2013

Jamie is really devoting himself full-time to the oul’ stalking. Despite the fact that Leah, Liam, Natalie, Brax and Adam are wise to him, as well as the fact that his da gave him a good whack to warn him off, Jamie persisted by calling to Leah’s house and watching her sleep on the couch.

April cracked Bianca’s cool exterior and got her to give into her grief. Hopefully her taste in fellas will improve now.

Tamara went mental when she saw Kyle, and doesn’t want to help Casey anymore. Brax found out she’s on the missing persons’ list, and promised to help her if she took the stand.

Do you reckon that in 30 years, Brax will be the Alf of the Bay? I can foresee him doling out pearls of wisdom, while the odd Sheila-from-his-past shows up.

Dex is back to his best

Monday, January 28th, 2013

It’s great to have the old Dex back. He’s cracking jokes and asking for group hugs. Lisa is very impressed with his progress. Maybe himself and April will move out again once she’s finished her HSE. They are a cute couple in fairness.

Adam kicked Liam out of the party after finding him snooping around the house. Liam found a photo of Leah and Veej that Jamie had photoshopped and robbed. Leah flipped when she saw it but still doesn’t want to get the cops involved.

Liam and Heath have joined forces to free Bianca from Adam’s clutches. Her brain is gone missing due to grief and drugs, she thinks staying in Adam’s place is a great idea and won’t listen to Liam or Heath. Even April and Irene can’t get through to her. Where’s Brax in all of this? He seems to have gone missing while Adam is running amok.

Sid and Lisa are getting on well now she’s living in the farm but her psycho ex isn’t taking it well. He ambushed Sid outside the farm and bashed him to the ground. I hope Lisa has scarpered before he catches up with her.

Jamie is a nutjob

Friday, January 25th, 2013

Jamie is a mentalist. He wrecked the diner after Leah broke it off with him. And now, this….

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No bro code

Thursday, January 24th, 2013

Casey made a recovery from his poor reaction to Sasha’s news yesterday. “Why doesn’t she just take the test?” was my first thought. She took it eventually and all the worry was unnecessary. Casey wants to get it on with Sash but is worried about conducting a relationship through bars, but Sasha couldn’t care less, she’s willing to carry on regardless.

Leah lost it when she found Jamie hanging around in her gaff with VJ. She told him he was dumped and he accepted it, kind of. What’s his story? He seems obsessed with Veej.

John and Gina are living together once again and seem happy about it. They broke out the champers, quare posh.

Job opportunity

Monday, January 21st, 2013

Liam and Leah, Summer Bay’s newest crime fighting duo, spent the episode piecing together the puzzle that is Adam and his son Jamie. With their knowledge combined, they figured out that Adam is wrong ‘un. Despite that, Liam insists that he’s going to do the job for Adam, to release Bianca from her drug hell. What kind of a job will it be? Spray graffiti on the diner? Rob the takings from the gelato bar? Give Adam and Jamie a Karaoke lesson, teaching them the words to his favourite duet, “kisses hurt so much”?

Dex and Lisa were doing some physio down the beach, which was going well until Dex started quizzing her about lying to Sid. Lisa avoided the question and told him to walk around the poles. Alas Dex lost the run of himself, literally, and sprained his ankle. Sid went ape and called over to Lisa’s intending to have it out with her but her husband answered the door, he doesn’t seem very friendly. Maybe Lisa is in an abusive relationship and she needs Sid to help her out of it?

Did anybody else notice Indi and Romeo’s costume change in the water? The ran onto the beach in their swim wear but came out of the water wearing wet suits. Good continuity lads.

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Original image from This is Oz



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