Misplaced faith

Thursday, November 6th, 2014

Chris is continuing his one man demolition job on Irene’s gaff. Not only did he wreck the oven, he then destroyed all of her cupboards and presses trying to remodel the kitchen. Irene is a saint and said she will let him continue with the project and update it whatever way he wants to. She said she has complete faith him, that’s asking for trouble.

Marilyn tarrot

Marilyn used the dark arts to look into Phoebe’s future and found out that there is big success on the horizon for her. Kyle won’t be happy if it means more gigs out of town, he gets jealous very quickly. Marilyn is lucky that she lives in Summer Bay, not Salem or she’d but up on trial for witchcraft.

Leah was manipulated into kissing Zac by Sasha and Matt. Seriously, she’s a grown woman, it shouldn’t have been that easy to convince her to do it. Anyway, she fessed up to him that she is into him when they got back home. Is he fully over Hannah now and ready for a new relationship?

Formal

Wednesday, November 5th, 2014

Sasha is planning a formal and bullying the citizens of Summer Bay into helping her. Chris (who is back from ??) threw a spanner in the works when he wrecked Irene’s kitchen, which had been earmarked for making sausage rolls. Sasha nearly had a rage stroke. Matt is going to save the day though.

Pure detemination

Pure determination

Dr. Accent had to convince his wife that he wasn’t having an affair with Hannah. Snore. Sure who’d have an affair with Hannah? She is zero crack, plus you’d have Andy Barrett after you.

Leah has the mega hots for Zac, and is awkwardly avoiding him as a consequence. Here’s hoping she gets locked at the formal and pukes on him.

Did ye see the slow-mo bit with Zac jogging? Amazing. Not since Miles imagined Kirsty in her bra have I seen such cheesiness.

Drunk Leah

Wednesday, October 8th, 2014

Leah and Sophie went to lunch in Angelo’s, to have a very civilised face-off. A few home truths were declared, and a few glasses of wine drunk. Sophie suggested Leah should get back on the dating scene. Chris, who had been eavesdropping for some reason, told the two ladies they were rides. Nate came to collect Sophie (who is still untrustworthy in my book), and Leah stayed on, drinking and giving Zac the mickey eye. Drunk Leah is the best.

leah mickey eye

Chris and Denny went for dinner, strictly on a just-friends basis, but he ruined it all by trying to kiss her at the end of the night. THE DOPE.

New baddie alert

Tuesday, October 7th, 2014

Oh-ho, it looks like Sophie will be the Bay’s newest baddie. She doesn’t like Leah being friendly to her bloke, so she is spreading rumours about her fragile state of mind, and asked Leah if she needed to cut back on her work hours. Sly and conniving, so it is.

FAKE CONCERN!!!

FAKE CONCERN!!!

YOU WAGON

YOU WAGON

Nina was back in the Bay for a visit and Jett was thrilled. Marilyn nearly lost her mind over the cuteness of it all. She created a romantic dinner for two out the back of the caravan park. Jett was sad over Nina heading off again, so Marilyn’s invited her to the WEDDING OF THE YEAR.

Sasha is raging at Matt for writing his deadly poems and showing her up. She hasn’t owned up yet though, I notice.

Stay out of our marriage

Wednesday, October 1st, 2014

Casey felt sorry for Andy because he’s homeless and keeps making mistakes. He found him sleeping in the gym. He is going to lend money to him to get him off the hook with the drug dealers as he doesn’t want Josh getting bashed again, I reckon.

Denny and Casey had a romantic meal but had a bit of a row when he stood up for Andy Barrett while Denny thinks he’s nothing but trouble. Alf told her to talk to Casey and sort things out.

Leah is worried about Nate and told Sophie to stop leaning on him so heavily. Sophie pushed back and told her to mind her own business. That wasn’t enough though, she wants to move out and doesn’t feel happy living under the same roof as Leah. She seems to have Nate wrapped around her little finger. He went to the school and told her to mind her stay out of their marriage. Served.

Roo is still pressurising Marilyn over the wedding but they managed to sort it out and she asked Roo to be her bridesmaid. Hopefully that will be the end of the wedding hassling storyline for a while.

Brax and Ricky are going to try for a baby and got hot and steamy in the shower. Given the summer bay time warp, she’s probably pregnant by now and will be in labour by the end of the month.

Keeping Denny at a distance

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2014

More bonkers Braxton behaviour from Casey today, as he tried to keep his lovely girlfriend Denny away from the rest of the Boyz (oi). She is unimpressed. Oh Denny, Denny boy.

Sophie has awoken from her drug-induced state and is refusing painkillers. Dr. Nate was dead impressed by this and asked her to move into Leah’s with him. Hopefully she has a relapse, as she is really boring.

Phoebe and Kyle are also moving in together. I can’t wait to see the interior decor in that gaff. She was wearing mental trousers today.

Mighty pants

Mighty pants

Heath is keeping his baby but Connie is not keen on letting him have Darce, too.

Ricky was doing loads of nosing around in other people’s business today, she’s a great match for Brax. What is her job again?

Romances rejigged

Tuesday, August 26th, 2014

It’s all about the romances down Summer Bay way, look at all the recent changes:

  • Chris and Denny broke up
  • Casey and Denny are about to get together
  • Maddie and Josh are surely on the rocks
  • Evelyn will be there to pick up the pieces
  • Nate and Sophie won’t be together too long
  • Hannah might like a go of the doc, or Leah
  • Marilyn and John are trialling Alf’s gaff (and leaving John’s house empty, for some mad reason)

Casey got a punch to the face, courtesy of Chris – that’s one for the Braxton punch count. Denny is too much of a wet blanket for Chris anyhow.

BASH!

BASH!

Roo is back! It took her a while to get her massive dresses through customs, but she’s made it back to the bay safely. Oh my gawdfather!

John likes weak tea, the total weirdo.

 

Braxton punch count: 1

King of the idiots

Thursday, August 21st, 2014

We had a strange experience watching todays episode on the RTE player. After a few minutes the picture went and we were left listening to it. It was like listening to the Archers on BBC radio 4.

Matt doesn’t want to be school captain with Sasha, he feels their relationship would suffer. Sash doesn’t agree and crowned him King of the idiots. Will he be more Solomon or Henry VIII? Leah tried to talk Matt into doing it with Sasha, he reckons she’s just being nosy, but she managed to talk him around. Matt and Sasha are going to become joint captains.

Darcy fancies Jett but he’s not interested which upset her, he friend zoned but she was hoping for more, the age gap was too severe according to him. Heath tried to get to the bottom of it with Jett but just ended up embarrassing Darcy.

Heath is struggling with raising Harley on his own. He almost starved to death with all of the baby chores and had to go to the Diner and order two burgers. Hungry Heath. He then left the baby with John and Marilyn while he headed off. They had a great time minding the baby, I thought Marilyn was going to suggest they have a child of their own.

Dr. Accent wants to get back together with Sophie, Leah doesn’t approve. Maybe there could be a future love interest between them?

Harley hat count: 1
Braxton punch count: 0
Do babies need hats in Austrailia? Looked pretty hot there today.

Chris vs Casey

Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

The battle for Denny’s affections is being won by Casey and Chris isn’t impressed. He tried to win her back with a cake but she had none of it. Then he found her eating a sambo on the beach and attempted to dazzle her with his sandwich knowledge. Chris noticed that she was distracted by a topless Casey surfing so he tried to compete and show his own skills on the waves. Denny was less than impressed with his repeated wipe-outs, Kelly Slater he is not.

Bianca has moved out of Irene’s house after their row and is going to move in with Leah for now. What if she has a row with Leah? She’ll end up living in the caravan park. Heath snubbed her on the beach as he thinks the breakup will be easier if they keep their distance.

Alf is having problems with parenting Maddy, she hasn’t handed in her latest assignment. She stayed in Josh’s van without Alf’s knowledge and he went mental when he found out. He grounded her until she has it completed, this is very similar to when she was rowing with Roo, she’s a handful alright. Is Roo coming back to resume looking after Maddy or is Alf going to be stuck with her forever?

You’re like a daughter to me

Monday, July 14th, 2014

Bianca and Heath are continuing their ridiculous break-up, and Bianca is angry with Irene for being sound to Heath. Cue the immortal line, “You’re like a daughter to me, love”. Irene has had so many faux-children at this stage, she’s like Captain Von Trapp.

Oscar confessed to the cops about the hit and run, but they don’t believe him! Gas. So Zac is still in the firing line. He’s taking a break from school while the drama plays out.

Tamara can still see, for the minute. She’s had a rough trot since she arrived in the Bay. I’d say she’s wishing her amnesia would come back.

Matt is being a martyr, living in a refuge and refusing to go back to school. Leah has her eye on him now though, so he’ll be grand altogether.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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