From one moaner to another

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014

Darcy wants to spend her holidays with Heath so he is looking for a bigger gaff, he needs the space to put up both his children. Phoebe is unimpressed by Darcy’s ways, playing her guitar without permission. She wants to live with Kyle but not all of the brothers and children. Phoebe thinks that it would make more sense if they moved out and left the flat to the Braxton bros, which is fine but she neglected to tell Kyle about her decision.

John and Marilyn’s bus tours made a reappearance after a few months. While Marilyn was giving her commentary she spied Josh and Evelyn pashing at the bus stop. She wanted to tell Maddie but John told her to hold off. Instead of that they sat Josh down and told him to do the right thing by Maddie. Josh decided to go back to Evelyn and tell her he’s going to give it another try with Maddy so no more friendship for them either. Tough choice for him, moaner A or moaner B.

It was great to see a bit of equine action in the Bay, we haven’t had that in a while. It reminded me of when Kip Gamblin was in his pomp, galloping up and down the beach after Dani.

Kip Gamblin from Backtothebay.net

Matt is broke and is trying to get a job. He offered to do a free shift for Angelo’s and earned himself 50 dollars for his trouble but Kyle can’t afford to keep him on which is a problem as he already told Sasha he had a job and she was dead impressed with his get up and go. When he went to tell her about his lack of job, she cut him off before he could tell her, in typical Summer Bay style. Next episode she’ll find out the truth and go mad at him for not saying earlier. The episode closed with them about to get it on in the Diner when Irene came in and sprung them, caught rapid.

A mud hut in Mangrove River

Thursday, August 28th, 2014

John and Marilyn were having trouble fitting in at the caravan park, so they decided to look at buying a new property. However, purchasing was proving too expensive, so renting was the next option they considered. Hannah and Oscar chipped in with some impromptu real estate advice, but the lovebirds finally decided to give John’s house another go. Much ado about nothing there, lads.

Heath was offering advice too. He told Andy that Hannah clearly doesn’t consider him her relationship equal. Andy took this on board and confronted Hannah.

Phoebe went off half-cocked and decided to sell anything her father ever gave. Luckily, Kyle (in a YOLO tshirt) talked some sense into her.

YOLO, Kyle

YOLO, Kyle

Roo was still complaining of “jet lag”. She mentioned it four or five times. Now, when someone complains of an ailment in Summer Bay, they usually die of it shortly after (see Gina and her headaches). Roo later collapsed due to said mystery ailment. So, what do ye reckon? Cancaaah?

Harley wore another hat.

Bruised egos

Wednesday, August 27th, 2014

Roo returned but wasn’t in too much of a hurry to say why she came back early. Maybe Coleen was getting on her nerves? Roo gave Marilyn a crystal ball which prompted her to say she might start doing readings again. How many businesses is she going to start and then drop? What happened to the tour bus.

Maddie happy to have Roo back. She told Roo things are better than ever, she even asked to move into a van with him, bizarre behaviour.

Kyle wants Phoebe to snap out of her funk so he offered her an amazing gig, a musical residency at Angelo’s. She is so down about her dog Dad, even that opportunity of a lifetime failed to cheer her up. Maybe she’s afraid she’s part canine? To clear the air she’s going to sell everything her Dad ever gave her. Garage sale time.

Casey is nursing a bruised jaw and ego. Chris punched him and then Denny wouldn’t answer his call. Kyle went after Casey to stop him going after Chris, but it’s Denny he’s looking for. He went to the farm for answers but all he got was a bag of frozen peas to put on his bruise, but they didn’t last, she asked for them back when she kicked him out. Kyle told him to cool it and give her space. In the meantime she called over to Chris’s where he was laying low, for fear of Braxton retaliation. She asked him to give it another go but he wasn’t interested. So now that she’s free and single, herself and Casey are going to give it a go, taking things slowly, they’ll make a nice couple.

Family meeting

Monday, August 18th, 2014

Brax called a family meeting and then proceeded to tell the gang that there was no point to the meeting, he just wanted to see them all and get a progress report. It wasn’t quite what they were all expecting, these things normally involve assassination attempts or somebody being sent to jail. Brax is worried about the boys and wants to have more input from them, some involvement in their lives. He even volunteered to babysit Harley. They had a massive barbie in the garden, looked like a great time, complete with crap music and burnt snags. Brax seemed disappointed that there’s no drama with his bros. Be careful what you wish for Darryl.

Phoebe is still worried about the shooting as she doesn’t know that her Dad was behind it. Brax told Kyle to fess up and tell her the truth which he had to do eventually, she was suitably gob smacked when she found out her Dad is a dog.

Denny is having second thoughts about Chris. He pales in comparison to Casey in her eyes. Hannah asked her whats going on and she told her that she’s going off him, she finds him a bit annoying now. Chris tried to call over to Denny’s but she was having a girl’s night.

Spencer confronted Evelyn about her having the hots for Josh but she wasn’t impressed. Maddie copped on too and told Josh so it won’t be long before Evelyn finds out that everyone else knows. Cue Josh calling over and telling her he knows but she denied it and said it was all in Spencer’s head.

Braxton punch count: 0
Harley hat count: 1

Murder attempt x 2? Ah sure that’s grand.

Monday, August 11th, 2014

The Braxtons have just taken martyrdom to a new, extreme height. Daddy Bigbucks tried to have them killed on two separate occasions, but they’re going to say nothing, as it might hurt Phoebe’s feelings. Mad.

Haha

Haha

John, Marilyn and Jett are mates again after a few attempts to punish Jett for nearly drowning. I can’t wait to see this wedding. I hope Marilyn doesn’t continue to raid Roo’s old wardrobe, though. I mean, what the eff is this monstrosity?

Marilyn madness

Marilyn madness

Oscar is now sleepwalking and his panic attacks are continuing. Luckily, he lives with a nurse. Will that help? No.

 

Braxton punch count: 0
Braxton “dog” count: 1

Kyle KO

Monday, August 4th, 2014

Bianca and Heath are back together and loving it. So besotted by each other are they that they didn’t notice Kyle lying unconscious on the ground as they ran over the bridge, rushing home for some hot sex.

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Lucky for Kyle, Casey saw him, called it in and got him admitted to Yabbie Creek general. The boys turned up at the hospital where Dr Accent told them that Kyle wasn’t waking up, which worried him. When he did come to the Doctor inspected him with the finger test which he surrounded by a room full of Braxtons and girlfriend. Brax wanted to know who did it and shouted at Kyle to jog his memory. Phoebe stayed at his bedside where Kyle told him she should leave him for his own good, so that she doesn’t get caught up in the danger, but she refused to run away.

Denny joined the gym which delighted Casey but then Chris came in and interrupted their interaction which left Casey out in the cold. Denny seems more into Casey than Chris so that relationship is only going one way, even Blind Freddy could see that. She was looking for any excuse to get away from Chris and spend time with Casey. She challenged him to a game of pool and they made eyes over the table while Chris spied them from the shadows, his eyes turningĀ green. Chris tried to talk Casey out of making moves on Denny but it ended in Chris getting bashed inĀ the face.

Braxton punch count: 1

The S Word

Friday, August 1st, 2014

Eh, hello? Is this Home and Away or Fifty Shades of Grey? Did yis hear Andy Barrett boasting about the “amazing sex” he’s having with Hannah? I only wish Alf had been there to hear him.

Pheebs is back, despite Daddy Bigbuck’s best efforts. Coincidentally, the Braxton gaff was wrecked by an unknown and very speedy chap. Kyle gave chase, but ended up on the road in a bloody, bashed, bundle. He did get a good long look at his assailant though.

The other Braxton bros went for a surf.

Blood and sand x 3

Blood and sand x 3

Bianca is still whinging over getting back with Heath and accepting Harley.

Zac and Hannah have agreed to keep their relationship business-like. That is the maddest family ever. Aunt from one side, uncle from the other, and two teenage children. Not to mention the aunt and uncle had a dalliance until Andy “amazing sex” Barrett entered the picture.

Bullets Braxton bound

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Phoebe’s Dad returned full of apologies for Kyle and Brax. Can a leopard change his spots? I doubt it.

Casey is doing it tough because Tamara is gone, Kyle didn’t seem to notice her departure. Denny wanted to help cheer him up but Chris is still a bit insecure about his girlfriend’s friendship with Casey, in the long run I think he might be right.

Andy is causing hassle left right and centre. He tried to start a row with Brax on the beach and then in Angelo’s. Why is he so aggro?

John wants Marilyn to help him with Jett so she gave him a tough punishment. He’s annoyed with her now but the kid needs to learn, he can’t keep hooning around like a little larrikin.

Brax and Ricky survived an assassination attempt when somebody shot in the window of their gaff. Who’s behind it? Andy is too thick to use a firearm so maybe it was somebody hired by Phoebe’s father?

Almost blind

Monday, July 21st, 2014

Tamara’s brain is about to explode, we’ve seen that storyline before.

Oscar is still trying to fess up about the accident but Evelyn wants him to cease and desist, his conscience won’t let him. He spilled his guts to Sasha and she wants to write his story in her newspaper article.

Phoebe’s missing her father so she rang him and appologised, why did she bother? Now that herself and Ricky are full-time Braxton babes will they have to get the Blood and Sand tattoos?

Captain support pays a visit

Thursday, July 10th, 2014

Phoebe’s dad is a big city lawyer and he decided to take a trip to the Bay to check up on his daughter. He wants to see how she’s getting on with her fella, given that he’s supporting her financially. He is very curious about Kyle and seemed none too impressed when he learned that he’s a Braxton. He is getting a detective to investigate Kyle, I’d say he’ll find some dirt there.

Bianca was upset to find Heath returned bringing Harley, unexpectedly. She is trying to adapt to their changing circumstances. He accused her of being selfish and not thinking about him and the baby. She still thinks he needs to decide between Harley and her. Leah reckons they’ll find a way through their difficulties as they love each other. They had a showdown on street and she told him it’s over, she can’t get over Harley. Bianca went crying to Irene and Heath was left holding the baby.

John is missing Jett and Marilyn is having a hard time cheering him up. She suggested a tarot reading or tea leaves to see what’s going on for him, they settled on a palm reading and they had a discussion about John’s wedding ring. He said he’s not ready to take it off yet and Marilyn is fine with that.

Braxton punch count: 0

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