Poor auld Roman. Even his Aussie SAS skills can’t help him deal with his new found blindness.  And sure didn’t he go and take it out on everybody else.  Myles, Kirsty and Leah were only trying to brighten his arvo with some top tucker but he wasn’t having a bar of it.  He was more interested in beer bottles than snacks.  It was up to Kirsty to set him straight with a serve that Leyton Hewitt would have been proud of.  It’s about time he bucked his ideas up and stopped feeling sorry for himself.

How long are Kirsty and Kane going to keep treating Ollie as a bit of old rope?  One of them steals him from the other who subsequently robs him back. Sure the poor creature doesn’t know if he’s coming or going.

Is Colleen the most formal person in Austrailia?  She addresses Charlie by her full title of Senior Constable Buckton. In keeping with this modus operandi, she should call Martha “ex pole dancer McKensie” and Rachel “Dr/Surgeon/Psychologist Armstrong”.

Looks like Martha will be getting back with Roman now.  Poor oul’ Jack all the same.  Sure haven’t we been saying for years that his inept policing would be the death of him?

Melody looked a bit like Carrie at the formal, and was equally as mad.

Kane magically got out of jail and wants Kirsty back.  Pity that didn’t work for the V-man back in the day; I reckon he would have had more success.

Oh, and Belle may as well move into the hospital now.  Irene spends half her time there, as it is.

What is it about Miles that makes him so attractive to the ladies? First there was Leah who couldn’t resist his charms, then he moved onto Kirsty who fell for him a week after her husband went to Jail and now Leah is back into him again. Not bad for a Derro. Maybe it’s his smell that drives the summer bay women wild. In today’s episode Miles asked “did I just let one rip or what?” Much better than CK one or Old spice.

1. Who is looking after Ollie when Kirsty is swanning around Miles’ house?
2. Didn’t Melody already have a storyline like this where she slutted up and was flirting with boys in the surf club?
3. Have Ruby and Charlie totally forgotten about their da?
4. Are shots of vodka typical break-up drinks?

So it looks like Nicole might be on the bubble, up the pole and in the family way.  Good.  It’s ages since we had a decent teenage pregnancy scandal.  What will Holy Geoff do though?  Surely he’ll have to flagellate himself?

Why is Kirsty helping Kane out?  And why does he need 5K in prison?  She should cut him right off, otherwise Bartlett will be calling around for repayment in kind…

I would like to know what warranted that hour-long episode (number 4706, if you’re interested).  Nothing scandalous (by Summer Bay standards) happened.

The oul’ Bartlett-Kirsty storyline is coming to a head, Miles is going to get in trouble with Ruby, Roman and Charlie are back together, and Belle has a new fella.  But nothing happened .  No kidnappings, no bombs, no accidents, no deaths.  What an anti-climax.

Ok, so we have fallen a fair bit behind with the old Home and Away.  Holiers’ll do that for ya.  However, we are slowly but surely catching up.

Today we saw Kirsty in her pelt.  Well, she was wearing underwear.
Miles’ reaction was amazing though.  The scenes when he was imagining her half-dressed were gas.
Sure there are always young ones running around Summer Bay in bikinis.  He must have a terrible time controlling himself.

Kirsty was horrified, oh, about ten episodes back, when Ric kissed her.  I believe "I’m a married woman!" was the phrase roared with piety.  She seems to have forgotten the oul’ marriage vows now.  Oh yes, she has the glad eye for the young Miles and no mistake.

I hate to say it, but are they going to keep Martha in the Bay after a double mastectomy?  It’d be a first if they did.  You barely get away with a birthmark in those parts.

Jack yet again displays his terrible cop skills – abusing his position by picking on Roman.  How he’s holding that job down I have no idea.

It’s about time Rachel got a stalker.  She’s pretty awesome.

…whoever wins, we lose.

Jack was so confused when he ran up to the getaway car and Kane wasn’t in it! You could almost see the cogs turning behind his squinting eyes.

Kane isn’t one for outwitting anyone. Foiled during his very obvious burglary, he pulled a couple of burn-outs in the rented car before scarpering into the woods.

How long till Kirsty is working in the Den?
Does Irene think she’s everyone’s mother? First she claimed Dan “He was like a son to me” Baker as one of her own, now she’s got her eye on Kirsty – “Oh Gawd, she’s like a daughter to me”.

..the call from Kirsty would have been the perfect time to use your super-ninja-foster-mum phrase, "Oh my Gawdfather".  And you let it slide.

Bye bye Jazz; I hope you return.  You were an entertaining lush.