Good one by Liam there; telling Nicole he loves her will keep her around for another wee while. Wow, he was so busy in that episode, between his supposed “lessons” and sitting on the couch doing nothing.
Miles is off the hook with the cops but went mental when he saw a picture of Kirsty in the school yearbook. In fairness, I’d go mental if I had to look at a picture of that moany cow. Anyway Gina is making him take stress leave. He’s annoyed by this but I think he should take the opportunity and spend a few days down the Diner eating burgers. He’s wasting away.
Miles Copeland hasn’t had it easy since he moved to Summer Bay. As a down-and-out, he slept on the beach and wrote cryptic messages in the sand in the hopes that his sister would find him. Naturally, he went from living hand-to-mouth to becoming a teacher at the only school in town, and won the heart of Kirsty Sutherland. Unfortunately she turned out to be a total wagon.
These days Miles spends his time getting bashed and threatening children. It looks like Riley’s dad is behind it all. I hope the YCPD can crack this case. If not maybe they should bring Robert Robertson back. Maybe they should just do that anyway.
So, the teenage(-ish) couples of Summer Bay are all talking about sex. Ruby and Geoff decided they’ll have a go, while in a startling move, Nicole is standing her ground with Liam and refusing him access. Is that because she’s changed her tune, or because she has her wee eye on Aden? Ooooh, mucho mysterioso.
Now, where are Martha and Hugo and Suzy and Bungbung?
Given that we’ve no new episodes to discuss this week, I thought it was time to delve into the archives again and examine another character from the Bay’s glorious history.
If Rhys had an anger meter it would go up to 11, and rarely drop below 10. He moved to the bay with his wife Shelly and his family many years ago. They took over the caravan park. Rhys looked a bit like a fish and was a pretty wooden character. I could never figure out why Shelly went out with him.
Rhys and Shelly had 3 daughters: the “twins” Kirsty & Jade and Dani. Dani was a bit of a moany hole. She went out with Will Smyth until she realised that he wasn’t the Hollywood star of Independence Day and Men in Black. She then went out with Josh West who was a tool. Then she was raped by Kane Phillips. Back in those days, they used to say “attack” rather than “rape”. Kirsty found this irresistible and eloped with her sister’s rapist. All of this drove Rhys off the edge and he had a rage stroke.
Shelly left him to nobody’s great surprise. But he soon ended up with Beth Hunter, to everyone’s surprise. She was a living saint and was a good influence on the raging Rhys. She told him to keep his temper in check or he’d be kicked to the curb. Alas her wholesome ways weren’t enough for dumb ass Rhys and he left Beth once home wrecker Shelly appeared back on the scene. I don’t think too many tears were shed in the bay the day he left. Thankfully, he’s never come back.
Oh look, Rachel won out as the least craic in Summer Bay, with just over 100 of the 373 votes we received! Understandable really, as she fell to whiny, moany pieces once she had a baby.
Annie took second place, followed by Jai, Bartlett and Charlie. I’m surprised Kirsty wasn’t further up the poll (no pun intended).
Miles only got 2% of the vote, confirming what I’ve always suspected – YOU LOVE HIM!
So Clint Eastwood is back on the scene, complete with son. He got arrested but managed to escape due to the ineptitude of the YCPD. He ran off to find the son, but instead bumped into the creepy weirdo from the island who Nicole and Geoff met a few months back. Turns out creepy weirdo speaks good Indonesian. Handy one.
Kirsty and Miles are in a bad way. Jai doesn’t know whether to eff off to Japan or not. So he told Annie she could go.
I still can’t believe Martha is running for office. That’ll be some laugh. It’ll be regulation miniskirts and knee-high boots in Summer Bay if she has her way.
OK, does Geoff only have one white vest? And when it’s in the wash, has he no choice but to walk around topless?
Xavier is wise to Geoff and Ruby. He warned Geoff off and after looking mega-confused for a while, Geoff agreed to leave Ruby alone.
Ruby’s not impressed though.
Nicole is going to the next level with Liam Murphy the rock star. This is a disaster in Kirsty’s eyes. I’d say Kirsty is jealous. Maybe she just wants a roll on the beach herself.
Charlie’s police radio went off in the diner – AT FULL BLAST. I’m surprised all the customers didn’t follow her to the police emergency.
Angelo, under slight duress, spilled the beans about his undercover operation. People-smuggling! Exotic! He thinks it’s Hugo running the show, but I bet it’s not. Who could it be? Palmer? Morag? Colleen? The excitement!
Ah jaysus, after all the cribbing from Kirsty about how she doesn’t want the baby she’s expecting, she has a chat to Ollie and everything’s grand. Don’t know why they bothered with that storyline. At least she’s stopped her whinging.
In a mad move, Liam Murphy has moved to the Bay. He’ll have to get rid of all his money if he wants to stick around. The rich don’t last long in Summer Bay. But I suppose the city is always just up the road.
Looks like Aden and Nicole are best mates – what’s the next level again?
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