Not since the hazy, lazy, crazy days of Johnny and Rocco has the Bay seen a band of boys so goddamn bad.  These hombres are really shaking up the town. They must have heard that Alf was off globetrotting, and in they swooped. Colleen has the measure of them, shrieking “Hooligans” every chance she gets.

Been spending most my life, living in a Gangsta’s Paradise.  So says Casey, the newest addition to Summer Bay High. He’s already mates with Romeo, who no doubt will be easily led astray. I’m just waiting for Coolio to show up.

Elijah’s on the way back from “Africa”. He’s got news. Colleen’s convinced Leah he’s coming back to sweep her off her feet. I bet he’s got a new sheila.

Guess who’s back? It’s only Johnny Cooper, the Bay’s baddest ever bad boy. He got a present of the boxed set of Prison Break for Christmas and managed to escape from jail after watching them all. Once free, he decided to make straight for the Bay to tell them the good news. Unfortunately, Brad had left the bay so we won’t get to see him get the good kicking he deserves for being so boring.

Jack has told Sally that Summer Bay’s finest are on the case. How comforting must that be? I would have more faith in Colleen and Madge Wilkins trying to stop him than Jack and Fitzy. Ric was told to stay away as he might present a target for Johnny. With any luck he’ll target his hair.