Bye bye Big Daddy

Friday, July 18th, 2014

Phoebe’s da tried to cross the Braxtons, and paid the price big-style. He called the cops to check out the Boyz, but they found nothing and Pheebs was mega-peeved. She said good luck, Da, and don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

John and Marilyn are obsessed with Jett. He’s off at the Gaeltacht or something.

Maddie did a great workout at Alf’s command.

Does Ricky have a job? Professional troubleshooter?

Bay busking

Wednesday, July 9th, 2014

Kyle called Phoebe a freeloader for hanging around the Braxton gaff and eating his toast. So she decided to get tarted up, and busk. She wore the maddest top ever for this.

After her set, some guy pinched her arse and Kyle decked him. Maybe we should have a some kind of count for Braxton punches per episode.

Phoebe + mad top + misogynist

Phoebe + mad top + misogynist

Jett went off to school camp and John was getting separation anxiety. Very cute.

Chris is also getting separation anxiety, as well as being very jealous of Casey and Denny being buds. He referred to being in a glass case of emotion. A gas man and a cinephile.


Braxton punch count: 1

Olé, olé, olé, oh…

Thursday, June 12th, 2014

…so H&A is off until the World Cup is over. Hopefully Heath and Bianca will take the opportunity to have a good hard look at themselves and cop on. Harley’s mam died, and Bianca can’t tolerate the heathspawn anywhere near her, so Heath is going to dump the child on some rellies. Ridiculous situation. Why did the baby’s ma send Harley away just before she popped her clogs?

Zac mistakenly confessed to Hannah that he ran over Tamara while drunk; it’s only a matter of time before he goes to YCPD. Oscar better face the music, and sharpish.

I can’t wait to see what adventures John and Jett have in the Diana boat. The orange jumpsuit brigade will no doubt be involved.

Zac off the rails

Monday, May 26th, 2014

Zac is now a daytime-drinking, husband-hitting, colleague-cursing mess. Hannah has threatened to move out, and take the kids with her. Secretly, though, she lurves him and is annoyed that he took it to the next level with Bianca.

Chris, Spencer, Phoebe, Jett, John and Marilyn saved the diner by luring customers in with a master marketing campaign. Which consisted of shouting at people from a boat. Irene was at home with her feet up, but Alf used one of her own phrases agin her to spur her back into action. GET A WRIGGLE ON!


Wednesday, April 16th, 2014

The grown-ups in Summer Bay are fierce down with the social media lingo, they were throwing the acronyms around like there was no tomorrow. Not only that, but John and Marilyn confirmed their relationship on Facebook.

It's official

They also did this:

In other news, Chris misses Indi and Kyle and Phoebe are in l.o.v.e.

Bumps and Braxtons

Friday, April 11th, 2014

So Heath’s buck’s night barmaid is up the duff, and Bianca is none too impressed. That’ll pass though. Our money’s on a Braxton adoption.

Sasha bowed out of the captaincy race at the last minute, and non-candidate Matt won the male contest. Perhaps he and Tamara could become an item. It has been commented that he is an Aden-type character, so he’ll probably come good in no time.

There was some amazing line-crossing between Marilyn and John, in which she thought he was going to propose, when really he was trying to source a beau for Irene. Ah bless.

Casey and Ricky are off to visit Adam, and plead him to help Brax’s case. Caution advised.

Grilling me like a cheese sandwich

Monday, April 7th, 2014

John was simultaneously accommodating Harvey and avoiding Roo’s questions; until she barged up to his house and told her husband to leave the Bay and leave everyone in peace. Good advice.

Sasha’s run for school captain got off to a bad start; Matt and the other students drowned out her speech by chanting Tamara’s name instead. Not since the days of Kirsty and Jade have students been so passionate about school politics.

Denny was about to leave the Bay when Evelyn demanded a tete-a-tete. They’ll be devoted sisters before you can say “strike me flamin’ handsome”.

Because he’s my father

Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

A new doll showed up at Ethan’s funeral, and after a bad start, Hannah got the whole story out of her. She’s his daughter Denise, but she never met him. New girlfriend material for a Braxton perhaps?

Bianca is home, but her short-term memory is kaput. Nate told Heath to be patient and wait for improvements. Heath is not a naturally patient man.

Nate and Ricky kissed after a day of picnicking and fishing. She is hesitant about a new fling, but will probably be all on for it by the end of the week. Cue much jaw-jutting and staring from Kyle and Casey respectively. Heath, surprisingly, told her it was grand.

Jett is being punished for throwing a house party in Irene’s. John is some man for the discipline. Marilyn got caught helping him on the sly, she is too effin’ nice.

Hit the frog and toad

Tuesday, March 11th, 2014

There were plenty of rowing romancers in that episode. Spencer and Sasha fell out over her blindfold kiss with Chris, then Marilyn and John fell out over the value of a kiss. Marilyn won that one when she pashed Dr. Nate/Accent/Cheekbones in the diner; John was none too impressed. Anyway, everyone was friends again by the credits, phew!

Ricky and Dr. Nate are doing mighty flirting. He might have to leave town, which is causing her some distress. She had another baby/medical emergency, so he’ll have to stick around now.

How ridiculous is it that Brax still doesn’t know Ricky is pregnant? How come none of the Boyz have let it slip? This is very un-Summer-Bay-like.

Summer Bay Girls

Monday, March 3rd, 2014

The festival went well, didn’t it? Sure the romance was palpable, what with Maddie and Josh taking it to the next level, fairy lights and all, and John and Marilyn having an oul’ slow-dance in the beam of his headlights. Even Spencer ended up happy enough, his protectiveness abated by Josh sticking up for Maddie.

Oscar dance

Oscar absolutely loving it

Ricky has loads of visitors in hospital; Nate dropped his festival duties the second he heard she was there, and Heath and Bianca slept there overnight. That was particularly handy, as it gave Montgomery ample time to plant a bomb in Bianca’s laptop bag. At least, I think it was a bomb; it looked a bit like an answering machine. Will Bianca blow up the hospital?

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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