Tuesday, May 22nd, 2012
John lost the school bus contract when Harvey saw him kicking Jaden (a random hoon) off the bus. Somehow the council got wind of it. Palmer vowed to take Harvey down. Ooh. Can’t Gina and Roo sort this out?
That lawyer wan that Brax slept with is representing Heath in his custody battle. Brax was very unimpressed, and brought her for a spin in his Ute, then for a threatening walk along some cliffs. He’s lost his River Touch.
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Tags: brax, Gina, harvey, heath, jaden, john, roo
Tuesday, May 1st, 2012
I think that Brax got an Irish tattoo. He was driven to it when Veeeej asked “you loved Charlie, didn’t you?”. Perhaps the bauld River Boy was afraid he was forgetting his lady love, and got the tattoo to remind him.

Elijah, like a dickhead, called around to Brax’s, to tell him Leah is in love with him. Sly one, Rev.
In other couple-y news, Gina is taking the opportunity to lay down some ground rules with John, and Roo is trying to be more romantic with Harvey. Yay and puke, respectively.
Do you think we should call Harvey and Roo, Hoo, or Rarvey?
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Tags: brax, charlie, Elijah, Gina, harvey, john, Leah, roo, VJ
Friday, April 27th, 2012
Marilyn and Roo staged an intervention for John. He’s too slovenly for their tastes. He said Gina didn’t have a problem with it and threw out the dinner he’d prepared. Wasteful. Later, he overhead Roo telling Dumb Harvey that Gina was actually sick of John’s habits. Poor Mr. JP.
Veej is trying to join the River Boys. The younger members made him carry out some stupid pranks, until Brax, newly released from hospital, caught him and put a stop to it. Veej was arrested for vandalising a police car. Sergeant Watson put manners on him.
Casey hung around Henri’s back garden while she entertained a tipsy Gina. Henri could do with buying some thick curtains, if she’s to continue sleeping with a student.
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Tags: brax, casey, Gina, harvey, Henri, john, marilyn, roo, veej, Watson
Friday, April 20th, 2012
“Hoo-roo!”, said Gina, as Henri set off for Casey’s house. What a wonderful expression.
Gina has lovely sunglasses. Also, she’s still v. cross with John. It’s quite entertaining. Sasha and Xavier engineered a dinner so that John and Gina would talk. It backfired.
Casey looks at Henri as if he wants to lick her. The cat is practically lepping out of that bag. She’s called it off (again).
Indi’s uni mate has a handsome, rich brother. Her husband is out of town with his ex-lover. It’s like something out of Mills and Boon. Indi went to surfertown and saw Ruby in what she thought was Romeo’s bed. Ruby talked Romeo out of going after Indi and he stupidly agreed. DICKHEAD.
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Tags: casey, Gina, Henri, Indi, john, Romeo, ruby, Sasha, Xavier
Monday, April 16th, 2012
There were a lot of dickheads in tonight’s episode. Let us discuss:
- Harvey. He’s always been one, in fairness. Points for consistency.
- Roo. Sniffing around a dickhead makes her a dickhead by association. Also, the stupid jealousy-game-thing.
- Romeo. For running out on a romantic night with the wife, in order to check on Ruby. I actually think Romeo is a bit simple. Did he ever heard of an invention called the phone, I wonder?
- Indi. For not shouting at Romeo.
- Brax. For having a blood and sand tattoo and also for fighting while concussed. It was impressive that he still won, though.
- Leah. For being interested in Brax. He is a fool and not even nice to her. FOR SHAME, LEAH.
At least we have John Palmer.
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Tags: brax, dickheads, harvey, home and away, Indi, john, Leah, Romeo, roo
Friday, April 6th, 2012
There are a load of dickheads coming out of the woodwork at Summer Bay High, one of whom gave Sasha a fierce kick to the ankle. There’s also a strange nervy girl who seems scared of everything, who will probably dob the bullies in eventually.
Sasha received a load of emails with “Killer” in the subject line. Once she gets the all-clear from the YCPD, she should start threatening them all and playing up to that nickname. Apparently everyone loved Stu and now they’re very angry that he’s gone.
Gina was on the verge of making up with John when she saw Darryl “Brax” Braxton giving him money. Dammit.
Indi and Romeo managed to repair their relationship though. I hope Romeo can control himself at the surf comp. Ruby is pretty alluring with her crazy hair and clothes.
Where the eff are the rest of the Boys? There used to be a load of them knocking about on the beach and in the surf club. Now it’s just the Braxtons.
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Tags: brax, bullies, darryl, Gina, Indi, john, Romeo, Sasha, stu
Friday, March 30th, 2012
Casey finally confessed what happened in juvie. Unfortunately RTE cut him off mid-sentence for the ads, so I don’t know what he said. I think he bashed some dude. Anyway, the upshot of it is Brax is giving JP the money for the car wot Tyler nicked. Plus 10%. John may be broke, but he’s still got that business acumen in spades.
Casey and Miss Brown are gonna get it on. After she’s finished with Heath, that is. He stalked off when he found out he’d be dining with April’s extended family, and went straight to Angelo’s, where Henri was conveniently having a drink. Those Braxton boyz are never alone for long.
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Tags: april, brax, casey, heath, Henri, john, Tyler
Wednesday, March 21st, 2012
April got in trouble with Henri for letting her academic standards slip. Gina wasn’t impressed either. April thought Henri was punishing her for doing a Jolene and stealing her man. Henri actually was warning April not to make the same HSC mistakes she did. She too was too busy with Heath to study, but by the time the exam results came out, he had a new Sheila and Henri’s dreams of law school went up in smoke. Sad. Inspiring. Let’s hope April takes the hint because she and Heath together give me the heebie-jeebies.
In other news, Casey and Tyler have a juvie secret, and Gina is mega thick with JP.
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Tags: april, casey, Gina, heath, Henri, HSC, john, Tyler
Tuesday, March 20th, 2012
Roo has to interview for the job with Harvey, seeing as she turned it down previously. Sickener.
Tyler told Ruby that Casey didn’t care about her, so Casey had a barney with him in the surf club. Heath thought this was brilliant until he got a snooker cue to the ribs.
Casey is doing it tough. He was on the verge of telling Henri his troubles, but got interrupted. What’s the big secret, Case?
Gina gave JP a proper going-over for not telling her the full truth about his investment. Tut, tut, Palmer. Dennis says he’ll give John half back, but our money is on him doing a legger.
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Tags: casey, dennis, Gina, harvey, Henri, john, roo, ruby, scrap, Tyler
Tuesday, March 13th, 2012
Ah, that Ruby one has no sense. She had a falling out with Dex, and managed to drink herself into a sweaty coma. Hope she’s discovered before Flying Doctor Sid jets off.
Tyler the simpleton sold Mr. JP’s car. Now he and Casey have to try and get it back. Hassle.
John still hasn’t told Gina about his large and foolish investment. Dead man.
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Tags: casey, Dex, Gina, john, ruby, Sid, Tyler