Hahaha did yis see Roo frolicking down the beach in her red tent/dress? What a pity it was Harvey waiting for her on the beach. Why doesn’t he go on a long, long charter and leave everyone in peace?
Mr. JP was struck off the council, and wants to spend his life savings on the development. Gina rightfully made a disapproving face. Harvey reckons he can win John’s old seat.
Charlie and Brax are living it up, going to the beach during the day, etc. How is Charlie paying rent if she’s not working?
Miles found out Leah is back in town. He confronted her about her lies. He should have confronted her about being a moany oul bag while he was at it. Future babies seems to be the crux of the issue, and neither of them are backing down.
It was parties a-go-go in Summer Bay in that episode. Mr. JP was 50 and having a posh pizza dinner in Angelo’s with every local over 30. Gina was looking lovely. Harvey gatecrashed, Sid scowled, Leah moped, Miles drank and Romeo and Indi (under 30 but there anyway) crept off to consummate their marriage once again.
The under-30s were in the caravan park, where Dexter and April discovered Sasha’s nudie photos. It’s ok, she says everyone is doing it. Casey thought Ruby was with Xave, when in fact she was only trying to catch his eye. Anyway, they are friends again and she is going to wait for him if he has to do a few long months of juvie. I hope she can stick to that promise, she’s never without a man for long.
For a town that has a disaster at least bi-monthly, Summer Bay is not wise to what to do in an emergency. Harvey and Roo headed out on the boat, Xavier left recent heart-attack and bashing victim JP at home alone, and Dexter and April went out into the storm looking for Sasha.
Luckily Alf turned up at the Surf Club and turned on the emergency channel. Rescue action number one. Felix and Sasha just waltzed into Gina’s and discovered comatose John. They rang Sid and he sent help to 31 Saxon Avenue. Rescue action number two. All the while there were cool montages of fake-looking rain, and Alf said typical Alf stuff like, “flamin’ idiots”.
Xavier found Sasha robbing food from his gaff and John inexplicably gone. More shots of driving rain. Alf and Romeo saved Roo and co., except for Harvey, who is looking pretty dead. Perhaps Romeo will get that mooring after all…
Xavier went straight to the hospital, as it’s his second home these days. He told Sid about Sasha the robber.
Haha rapey Dean, your days are numbered now. Bianca recognised your face when she spied you behind the wheel of your car. Naturally, your first instinct was to run her over. Bad move.
Mr. JP is wise to you too. He spotted your rubbish tattoo in one of Kelly’s photos. It’s only a matter of time before you incur the wrath of Sergeant Charles “Charlie” Buckton.
You should have stayed on the farm. As Daniel in Angry Boys might say, you are fully fucked.
Poor Roo, she was playing the part of the doctor’s wife way too soon. Between feeding his children and having dates cancelled, she decided the best thing to do was to leave the farm and assume the position of girlfriend again. Looks like her da gives good advice.
Xave told Gina and John about his tryst with Kelly. They were impressed at his maturity and gave them their blessing to take it to whatever level they like. Very progressive.
Charlie came to the rescue at the beach, calling an ambulance when Ruby couldn’t. Xavier went back to the hospital and is grand. As someone pointed out the last time he was in, young males in Summer Bay General are not allowed to wear tops. Anyway, Gina and John had to pass up a trip to Hawaii to keep an eye on the surfing champ.
Dex and Kate called it a day, and April copped on that Dex lurves her. Cue loadsa coy, meaningful glances.
Colleen is amazing. She reckons The Man Upstairs has it in for her, after the small electrocution, due to her gossiping ways. Elijah called over and she went mental. Brilliant. I especially like Morag as nursemaid.
So, Xavier and John “rescued” the laydeez from the perils of the bush. Or they had a mudfight and the girls were grand anyway. It was pretty funny when they caked each other in mud.
Liam is trying to get his head sorted. Bianca is finding this hard to take, she wants to wait for Liam but he is having none of that. In fairness to Ireland’s own, he seems genuine about fixing his addiction issues once and for all, for himself, and not for anyone else.
April seems a bit upset by the whole process. She did her best to get Liam and Bianca back together but it seems like a lost cause. I really hope that Bianca doesn’t “move on” with Heath Braxton. Whatever Liam’s problems are, he’s not as much as a drop kick Heath.
Colleen told Keith to hit the road. She’s not happy with her decision, though. He might be back yet. Here he is being scared by nothing:
That must have been the tamest buck’s night of all time. Vittorio hit the hotspots with Alf, Palmer and Doctor Sid. Wild. Then they ran into Irene and Joanna. While Sid was pulling some smooth shapes on the dancefloor, Irene and Alf had a good oul’ chinwag about what eejits Joanna and Vittorio are.
Meanwhile, at the “informal”, the atmosphere was electric, for a number of reasons. Bianca and Liam succumbed to the inevitable and had a smooch. Ruby, while grounded, snuck out and was caught by Charlie at the dance. Charlie went MENTAL. Ruby is seriously in the bad books, and Angelo’s not far behind I’d say. At least the restaurant didn’t get wrecked by all the wayward teens knocking about.
Ruby seems to be falling in love with every dude in sight these days. I don’t know where the Jackson storyline is going at all, at all.
Finally. Nicole was the winner on the fashion front; her hair was super. Bianca’s top was pox.
I watched an episode of South Park last night, in which Cartman and a few pals went off to Somalia to be pirates. Sounds like Veej was watching it too. He and Lily are planning on running off to Africa. I’d love to know their travel plans. Do Aussie airlines let pre-teens fly on their own? Wait till you see how flustered Leah will be when Veej goes missing. She can’t even handle a busy diner. Will will probably tear Irene’s house down, brick by brick.
Joanna, ma of Bianca and April, warned Liam Murphy off her elder daughter. Surely that’s just a challenge to the Summer Bay Rockstar? And another thing, what happened to Liam’s house?
Gina told Xave and John about the plan to send the money to Hugo and Dumbo. JP knows a lot about money laundering for a daycent Aussie businessman. By the by, how come Xavier didn’t spend any of the money? Not even to buy parts for his fixie car?
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