Alf really does have an amazing turn of phrase. Even Robert Robertson agrees.

Charlie got a nighttime visit from Mr. Stewart. He felt the need to tell her about Tulip O’Hare, then swore her to secrecy, seemingly all the while forgetting that she’s a cop.

At cop breakfast the next morning, Charlie told RR everything. Fair enough. Alf denied it all, though. He nearly deserves to go to jail!

Xavier is trying to get his ma back with JP. Gina’s having none of it though.

Oh dear, oh dear. Penn is rapidly losing the plot. First he confessed to Coleen that he framed her for the thefts in the caravan park and got her thrown in prison. Then he told John Palmer that he wanted a shot of Gina. Not content with that, he broke in Myles’s gaff again and trashed the place again. He damaged a photo of Myles, Rabbit and his dead wife. Don’t think Milco will be too happy with that. I predict a showdown.

Ah here, Colleen behind bars?  I don’t think I can take it.  It’s like the saddest bits of Prisoner Cell Block H.  He used to give me roses…

And as for Xavier and his moping about John Palmer moving in, EFF OFF!

Apparently John Palmer is drop dead gorgeous, according to Jill anyway.  But that whole hiding in the bedroom from Gina story is pretty boring.  No doubt there will be confusion and rows when Jill gets discovered.

Hugo nearly got his entire family killed but Rachel seems to be the only one who give a damn about it.  The rest of them aren’t too bothered at all despite the fact they were nearly drowned and shot by the guy with the shotgun and a confused accent.  Thankfully, Tony ambushed him with a rock from behind after Hugo ran him over.  Now he’s banged up in the YCPD station and is looking at some hard time plus 1000 questions from Angelo.

I don’t know how Angelo is going to fit in time for a relationship with Charlie.  He’s far too obsessed with Hugo to leave room for a girlfriend, even if she is one who likes doing her ironing in her silver underwear.

We’re on holidays mi amigos.  Tell us what’s happening down Summer Bay way in the comments below.  My money’s on Colleen taking on John Palmer in the ring.

So, Gina got herself a new boyfriend in the shape of John Palmer.  No sooner did he drop her home than they were at it.  Poor Xavier saw the aftermath.  That fella’s going to have a breakdown.

Annie and Romeo got the lead roles in Romeo and Juliet, but, “hilariously”, she’s playing the boy and he the girl.  This’ll be gas.

Tony wants to start a boxing club at the school.  Gina says no.  I think Elijah should teach them all ninja.

As Flathead pointed out while watching today’s episode, “Xavier’s got a point”.  John Palmer is only sound when Gina is around.  Is she in for more heartbreak?

And where are the tiresome twins, Hugo and Martha?  No sign of them today.  Are they on half-weeks or something?