Murder attempt x 2? Ah sure that’s grand.

Monday, August 11th, 2014

The Braxtons have just taken martyrdom to a new, extreme height. Daddy Bigbucks tried to have them killed on two separate occasions, but they’re going to say nothing, as it might hurt Phoebe’s feelings. Mad.

Haha

Haha

John, Marilyn and Jett are mates again after a few attempts to punish Jett for nearly drowning. I can’t wait to see this wedding. I hope Marilyn doesn’t continue to raid Roo’s old wardrobe, though. I mean, what the eff is this monstrosity?

Marilyn madness

Marilyn madness

Oscar is now sleepwalking and his panic attacks are continuing. Luckily, he lives with a nurse. Will that help? No.

 

Braxton punch count: 0
Braxton “dog” count: 1

Magic beans

Thursday, July 31st, 2014

Chris needs to work on his business sense. He accepted a scratch card from a customer in place of cash, Irene thinks he may have well asked for magic beans. He apologized to Irene and she gave him the scratch card back. He won a cruise but gave it to Irene.

Casey is worried about being home on his own after the drive by, he told all to Denny in the diner. Chris is still a bit paranoid about Denny being mates with Casey so that was why he wouldn’t go on the cruise. He’s going to have a free gaff at Irene’s place but will have to work extra shifts at the diner due to his boss’s holiday. As a result, Denny called over to keep Casey company with pizza in hand. Does anybody in that town ever get sick of pizza? He gave her the eye, definitely something cooking between them.

Jett can’t afford to pay Denny for her work on the boat due to his pay dispute with John. Luckily for him Alf was on hand to offer him a job in the bait shop. He’ll soon be a salty sea dog like Denny and Alf. Marilyn got John & Jett to sit down and discuss their issues with pay, she’d make a good shop steward.

Sasha is annoyed with Matt and they had a row in the diner about who did and didn’t get it. He told her that her face is a complete tool, which didn’t go down well. He stripped off on the beach in front of the whole town, which worked as an apology somehow.

Bullets Braxton bound

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Phoebe’s Dad returned full of apologies for Kyle and Brax. Can a leopard change his spots? I doubt it.

Casey is doing it tough because Tamara is gone, Kyle didn’t seem to notice her departure. Denny wanted to help cheer him up but Chris is still a bit insecure about his girlfriend’s friendship with Casey, in the long run I think he might be right.

Andy is causing hassle left right and centre. He tried to start a row with Brax on the beach and then in Angelo’s. Why is he so aggro?

John wants Marilyn to help him with Jett so she gave him a tough punishment. He’s annoyed with her now but the kid needs to learn, he can’t keep hooning around like a little larrikin.

Brax and Ricky survived an assassination attempt when somebody shot in the window of their gaff. Who’s behind it? Andy is too thick to use a firearm so maybe it was somebody hired by Phoebe’s father?

Bye bye Big Daddy

Friday, July 18th, 2014

Phoebe’s da tried to cross the Braxtons, and paid the price big-style. He called the cops to check out the Boyz, but they found nothing and Pheebs was mega-peeved. She said good luck, Da, and don’t let the door hit you on the arse on the way out.

John and Marilyn are obsessed with Jett. He’s off at the Gaeltacht or something.

Maddie did a great workout at Alf’s command.

Does Ricky have a job? Professional troubleshooter?

Captain support pays a visit

Thursday, July 10th, 2014

Phoebe’s dad is a big city lawyer and he decided to take a trip to the Bay to check up on his daughter. He wants to see how she’s getting on with her fella, given that he’s supporting her financially. He is very curious about Kyle and seemed none too impressed when he learned that he’s a Braxton. He is getting a detective to investigate Kyle, I’d say he’ll find some dirt there.

Bianca was upset to find Heath returned bringing Harley, unexpectedly. She is trying to adapt to their changing circumstances. He accused her of being selfish and not thinking about him and the baby. She still thinks he needs to decide between Harley and her. Leah reckons they’ll find a way through their difficulties as they love each other. They had a showdown on street and she told him it’s over, she can’t get over Harley. Bianca went crying to Irene and Heath was left holding the baby.

John is missing Jett and Marilyn is having a hard time cheering him up. She suggested a tarot reading or tea leaves to see what’s going on for him, they settled on a palm reading and they had a discussion about John’s wedding ring. He said he’s not ready to take it off yet and Marilyn is fine with that.

Braxton punch count: 0

Bay busking

Wednesday, July 9th, 2014

Kyle called Phoebe a freeloader for hanging around the Braxton gaff and eating his toast. So she decided to get tarted up, and busk. She wore the maddest top ever for this.

After her set, some guy pinched her arse and Kyle decked him. Maybe we should have a some kind of count for Braxton punches per episode.

Phoebe + mad top + misogynist

Phoebe + mad top + misogynist

Jett went off to school camp and John was getting separation anxiety. Very cute.

Chris is also getting separation anxiety, as well as being very jealous of Casey and Denny being buds. He referred to being in a glass case of emotion. A gas man and a cinephile.

 

Braxton punch count: 1

The Braxtons always have stuff going on

Tuesday, July 8th, 2014

Jett told Denny “the Braxtons always have stuff going on”, he’s not wrong there. Casey confronted Cheryl about being a Barrett but he wasn’t too happy with her excuses so he told her to get stuffed, they’re done.  He left to spend some time alone but Brax found him and convinced him to come back for more Cheryl time.

Chris is still trying to avoid Denny since she dumped him.  He’s even calling in sick to the Diner. Irene copped on and sent Denny around to find him watching football instead of being properly sick. She’s sick of him being a dope and dodging her. Casey and her had a chat and bonded in the Diner, she’d be better off with Casey than Chris anyway.

Chris told Spencer that he regretted pushing her away and was going to try getting her back, even if it meant he’d have to tell everyone he’d been a total idiot. He just wanted their relationship to slow down, not stop.

Jett is annoyed that his boat is going to be expensive to fix up. John has given him a job in the surf club selling gelato but he’ll have to sell a lot to be able to afford getting his boat fixed. Maybe he should try to get a second job, like helping with Marilyn and John’s tour bus business. Whatever happened to that?  They haven’t mentioned it in months.

Olé, olé, olé, oh…

Thursday, June 12th, 2014

…so H&A is off until the World Cup is over. Hopefully Heath and Bianca will take the opportunity to have a good hard look at themselves and cop on. Harley’s mam died, and Bianca can’t tolerate the heathspawn anywhere near her, so Heath is going to dump the child on some rellies. Ridiculous situation. Why did the baby’s ma send Harley away just before she popped her clogs?

Zac mistakenly confessed to Hannah that he ran over Tamara while drunk; it’s only a matter of time before he goes to YCPD. Oscar better face the music, and sharpish.

I can’t wait to see what adventures John and Jett have in the Diana boat. The orange jumpsuit brigade will no doubt be involved.

Zac off the rails

Monday, May 26th, 2014

Zac is now a daytime-drinking, husband-hitting, colleague-cursing mess. Hannah has threatened to move out, and take the kids with her. Secretly, though, she lurves him and is annoyed that he took it to the next level with Bianca.

Chris, Spencer, Phoebe, Jett, John and Marilyn saved the diner by luring customers in with a master marketing campaign. Which consisted of shouting at people from a boat. Irene was at home with her feet up, but Alf used one of her own phrases agin her to spur her back into action. GET A WRIGGLE ON!

Harley, is it?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

I have a question: why does Heath have the baby if the ma isn’t dead yet?

Harley started roaring when he met Cheryl, an appropriate response, some might say.

Matt was trying to be all things to his little sister while their da is in jail. Sasha has some form in this area, so she convinced Matt to hand the young one over to DOCS. In fairness to Matt, at least he didn’t make Ellie live in a toilet.

Leah is still in hospital but her liver is on the mend, so no donor for her. Jett is delira and Veej is nowhere to be seen.

P.S. DANNY WAS A DOG! Good woman Cheryl.

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