Excellent Breaking Bad homage

Thursday, March 26th, 2015

A chance for redemption

Friday, October 24th, 2014

Brax leaning

While engaging in some classic leaning, Brax told Casey about himself and Ricky trying for a baby. Casey managed to persuade him to help Andy, he needs the support that the Braxton boys gave each other if he’s to turn his life around. Brax held out a hand of friendship to Andy but got it thrown back in his face. Andy got a job offer from Cody and lads who were threatening him last week, they were impressed with his drug selling abilities.

Jett was worried that he might get displaced now that John’s real child has arrived in town. John reassured him that this wasn’t a problem but as they were arguing in the garden they ended up soaking Marilyn with a garden hose, such laughs.

Oscar is still on his crazy fitness buzz. After his community service he got dropped off in the bush so he could run home. This wasn’t the best plan as he was on his own on a country path with the sun beating down. He got heat stroke and passed out. Will Zac and Hannah be able to find him in time?

Kidnap and torture

Saturday, October 18th, 2014

RTE player staff got a bit confused with Friday’s episode. This sounds like a plot from ten years ago.

RTE player out of date info

Click to enlarge, you flamin’ galah

Cody and his toughs turned up to get some info on Andy’s whereabouts. First they put the hurt on Casey at the gym but all that succeeded in doing was dragging Brax away from the house to rescue his bro. Little did he know that this was what they wanted all along. As soon as he left Braxton Towers for the gym, they went over to capture Josh and Evelyn, who they took to the farm for kidnap and interrogation. Kyle is going to be annoyed when he finds out, some kidnapping in the Bay that he wasn’t involved in. Where was Kyle anyway? The lads forced Josh to leave a message for Andy, telling him to come and rescue them. Will the selfish mongrel turn up? What if Oscar and Hannah show up first?

John got a surprise when Shandi turned up in the diner. They had a chat on the beach and seemed to have straightened things out a bit. Everything was going fine until he told her about Jett; she lost the plot when she heard he had a foster son. Things will be a bit bumpy for a while but she’ll be grand once she acclimatises to the Bayside way of life.

Safe house

Monday, October 13th, 2014

Brax just cannot help himself. If there is a problem to be fixed, he can’t ignore it for long. He gave Andy money from Angelo’s, as a loan, to pay off the dealers. Andy disappeared and now there are angry dealers and an angry Kyle to put up with. The newest Braxton is not impressed that his managerial status was undermined.

We haven’t actually seen the dealers. It would be great if they were really posh, or old women, or something unexpected like that. Or if Morag was their ringleader, or Colleen. Awesome.

Ricky was winning in the mad fashion stakes today. Behold:

Gúna úafasach

Gúna úafasach

Marilyn finally confessed that she’s invited Shandi to the wedding. John didn’t mind too much, but now he’ll have to tell Jett he has a daughter. Eh, surely that came up in the adoption process, no?

New baddie alert

Tuesday, October 7th, 2014

Oh-ho, it looks like Sophie will be the Bay’s newest baddie. She doesn’t like Leah being friendly to her bloke, so she is spreading rumours about her fragile state of mind, and asked Leah if she needed to cut back on her work hours. Sly and conniving, so it is.

FAKE CONCERN!!!

FAKE CONCERN!!!

YOU WAGON

YOU WAGON

Nina was back in the Bay for a visit and Jett was thrilled. Marilyn nearly lost her mind over the cuteness of it all. She created a romantic dinner for two out the back of the caravan park. Jett was sad over Nina heading off again, so Marilyn’s invited her to the WEDDING OF THE YEAR.

Sasha is raging at Matt for writing his deadly poems and showing her up. She hasn’t owned up yet though, I notice.

Maddie going mad

Thursday, October 2nd, 2014

It’s Maddie’s turn to have a go at being a wayward teen. She’s going to try it on with Oscar, to get back at Evie for stealing Josh, and she’s talking about leaving school. She does great brat, to be fair.

Apportioning blame

Apportioning blame

Jett is going to be John’s best man. Deadly. That buck’s night is going to be mental. Chris is hanging around like a bad smell, trying to be invited. Doesn’t John know that, in the grand old Home and Away tradition, you’re supposed to have someone you barely know in the bridal party?

 

Stewart-Barrett face-off

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

Too much madness in that episode:

  • Phoebe not confessing that all she is trying to do is get herself and Kyle a gaff
  • Roo not telling anyone why she went to South America and pretending it was because she needs her own space
  • Marilyn not wanting to move out of the caravan park and live with her fiancé and pretendy son
  • Hannah doing some weeding on the farm! Ok, that’s normal, which is what makes it weird
  • Kyle doing some amazing jaw-jutting aka the most Kyle face ever
  • Andy Barrett being scared by Alf
Just jutting jaw

Just jutting jaw

Avoiding the Braxtonverse

Wednesday, September 17th, 2014

Phoebe wants to get a flat for herself and Kyle. She arranged it by getting Matt to pretend to be a reference, she didn’t want to have to rely on a Brax reference. Then she met the landlord on the sly without telling Kyle. He put 2+2 together when he saw them and thinks something is going on. Things will get worse when he finds out that she robbed money from the till for the deposit.

Josh has realised his relationship with Maddy is going nowhere, he must be sick of the moaning, which will be twice as bad now she has to to repeat the year in school. He met her on the pier to give her the heave-ho but before he could get the words out she was telling him that she is going to change and she needs him. He’ll have to put up with her for now so.

Alf and Roo had World War 3 in the kitchen while John, Marilyn and Jett tried to stay out of the way. Alf wasn’t impressed with her going to South America without telling him but she still hasn’t explained why she went there. Mysterious.

Romances rejigged

Tuesday, August 26th, 2014

It’s all about the romances down Summer Bay way, look at all the recent changes:

  • Chris and Denny broke up
  • Casey and Denny are about to get together
  • Maddie and Josh are surely on the rocks
  • Evelyn will be there to pick up the pieces
  • Nate and Sophie won’t be together too long
  • Hannah might like a go of the doc, or Leah
  • Marilyn and John are trialling Alf’s gaff (and leaving John’s house empty, for some mad reason)

Casey got a punch to the face, courtesy of Chris – that’s one for the Braxton punch count. Denny is too much of a wet blanket for Chris anyhow.

BASH!

BASH!

Roo is back! It took her a while to get her massive dresses through customs, but she’s made it back to the bay safely. Oh my gawdfather!

John likes weak tea, the total weirdo.

 

Braxton punch count: 1

King of the idiots

Thursday, August 21st, 2014

We had a strange experience watching todays episode on the RTE player. After a few minutes the picture went and we were left listening to it. It was like listening to the Archers on BBC radio 4.

Matt doesn’t want to be school captain with Sasha, he feels their relationship would suffer. Sash doesn’t agree and crowned him King of the idiots. Will he be more Solomon or Henry VIII? Leah tried to talk Matt into doing it with Sasha, he reckons she’s just being nosy, but she managed to talk him around. Matt and Sasha are going to become joint captains.

Darcy fancies Jett but he’s not interested which upset her, he friend zoned but she was hoping for more, the age gap was too severe according to him. Heath tried to get to the bottom of it with Jett but just ended up embarrassing Darcy.

Heath is struggling with raising Harley on his own. He almost starved to death with all of the baby chores and had to go to the Diner and order two burgers. Hungry Heath. He then left the baby with John and Marilyn while he headed off. They had a great time minding the baby, I thought Marilyn was going to suggest they have a child of their own.

Dr. Accent wants to get back together with Sophie, Leah doesn’t approve. Maybe there could be a future love interest between them?

Harley hat count: 1
Braxton punch count: 0
Do babies need hats in Austrailia? Looked pretty hot there today.

bring back miles
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