Monday, April 14th, 2014

The twins have decided that Denny is going to stay in the farm, Evelyn is going to share her room. Hannah and Zac are a bit surprised, they got ambushed by the kids. Hannah still wants a romantic relationship with Zac but he’s being evasive so she headed off for a bit of alone time on the beach. While there she ran into Dr Accent and Andy, which was a good opportunity for flirting. Denny has spotted that Zac and Evelyn are involved but he told her it’s complicated, meanwhile Hannah and Andy were on the lock in Angelo’s. They had a laugh but no next level for Andy yet. Zac was jealous when she came in late. When will those two cop on and get it on?

Heath got Jess to agree to meet Bianca. Miss Scott is still getting her head around the situation so she asked Heath to leave them alone together, she wanted to figure out Jess’s motivation. She doesn’t want money, just for Heath to be involved in the baby’s life. Bianca is devastated to hear that Heath told her about Rocco’s death when they slept together. She asked him to leave the bedsit so he went into Casey for a chat.

Casey is on Adam’s trail, trying to get him to testify. Ricky wants to help him, but can’t face seeing her bro again. Nate left her to make up her mind, he thinks she’s still into Brax. Casey faced him down on the inside and Adam wants something from Casey. In exchange for testifying for Brax, Adam wants Casey to go and find Jamie, he drives a hard bargain but as he tried to turn the screw Ricky turned up and said that this time, he’d have to play by her rules.

Get it out!

Friday, April 5th, 2013

“If you have anything in your lungs, get it out!” as John Palmer said to Rosie and Sasha. Casey saved them from the surf after Rosie’s mental dash into the water. Lucky for them he was around. Sasha covered for her mate but that could be the end of their friendship. She handed back the necklace that Rosie gave her, she’s had enough and I don’t blame her. Rosie is far too intense and a bit psycho. Sash told Nat about the incident so she had word with the young wan, who denied everything. I think the lady doth protest too much. Rosie is going insane on her own. Nat wants her to move in with a foster family, how about Roo and co in the caravan park?

Casey is very blase about his problems on the inside with Courtney and Jamie. Brax tried to get him thinking about his plans for jail but Casey just wants to play it by ear as he has experience there, unlike his elder bro. He doesn’t want any protection from Zack anymore as he doesn’t reckon it’s working out. He thinks that Zack was only helping Casey so he could get back with Nosey Nat but they denied it. Brax told Casey to ask Zack for help if he needed it, no point in letting his bother’s problems getting in his own way.

Tamara needs a place to live so she asked Brax to write a letter of recommendation so she could get a lease on a new property. She’s having problems with Kyle so she suggested they just stay out of each other’s way. Kyle is such a reformed character that he offered his room to Tamara, saying that he’d take the couch. Cosy.

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Thursday, March 28th, 2013

Indi and Romeo are making plans for the gym but need help with their image marketing. John suggested Roo, who could sell sheep to the Kiwi’s, now she’s on the case. No doubt her proposal will be a masterpiece and the gym will be a roaring success. Lots of people have offered to help but they’re all demanding free membership in exchange for help. Indi thinks they need to reclaim the process as the gym is theirs.

Casey got bashed, again. That poor fella is a human punchbag. It could have been Jamie, under pressure from the bad dudes in prison. Zack is trying to help Casey but he’s keeping stum about the culprit. Snitches get stiches on the inside. Brax is very unimpressed with Casey’s beating while Zack is supposed to be looking out for him, and threatened him with retaliation if anything happens to his bro on the inside. Could it have more to do with the fact that Zack is getting it on with his ex?

Kyle is trying to help Heath with the books for Angelo’s after he ballsed up the place so badly. Kyle is a model citizen now, far from his days of trying to kill people in the desert. He say Liam robbing cash in the restaurant, will he dob him in?

Brax is back

Wednesday, March 27th, 2013

Brax is back, without a cailín on his arm. Luckily, he returned before Heath destroyed Angelo’s. Order will soon be restored.

Brax was away long enough for Natalie to decide to move on. He didn’t talk to her in his first four hours in the Bay, so she’s kissing the lad that works in the prison. Swift.

Celia’s fella, Sheldon, showed up and tried to persuade her to get back on the gambling circuit, so she sent him packing. Alf is relieved.

Romeo and Indi are taking over the gym, with Sid’s backing. Hopefully Romeo can put his apparently amazing sales skills to use and get some customers in.

Jamie showed up in Casey’s jail, which seems a bit too low-security for him. The really simple-looking fella who hates Casey is trying to get Jamie onside. It’s just like Prisoner Cell Block H, but without the laundry.

Check out the Braxtons in TV Now. Steve Peacocke’s tagline is mega lame: “I have a beautiful girlfriend”. Oh, well done Steve.

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Feud over, everyone relax

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

The Adam v The Mighty Mighty Braxtons feud is over. Brax got Adam to tell all to the cops. Jamie was charged with the attempted moider of one Heathcliff Braxton. Apparently Jamie also killed his own ma! He is a hardcore nutjob.

Jett got Indi to babysit, so he could fawn over her. His moves were thwarted by her actual husband showing up. Awwwww.

Job opportunities

Wednesday, February 27th, 2013

Spencer and Maddy were so desperate for somewhere warm and safe that they broke into the school. Before long they’ll be mitching off school. While there Maddy showed her mean violin skills. Maybe they should go busking, that would earn them a fortune. Alternatively, they could rely on Roo’s generosity to put them up in a van.

Celia is now working for Alf in the caravan park and wants to become its guest relations manager. All these years and they didn’t realise what they were missing. Not only will she clean the place up but she’ll also enforce a strict moral code among the guests, no kissing or fondling allowed, which doesn’t sound like much crack. Will gambling be allowed?

Liam and Brax are concocting a plan to get back at Adam. They staged a firing incident in front of Adam. He bought it and encouraged Liam to take a job working for him rather than going on the dole. Poor simpleton/psycho Jamie was accosted by a vigilante posse of Kyle and Heath. Jamie ran back to Adam and spilled his guts, saying they should leave town, a proposal which didn’t go down well with his dad. He fell for Heath’s ruse and overheard Brax and Liam using a fake safe house location for Leah as bait. The dupe fell right into the trap and turned around up in the empty house to find himself face to face with his worst nightmare, Kyle “he’s off his head” Braxton.

If he’s dead, you’re dead

Wednesday, February 20th, 2013

Argh, Brax is great at being threatening. He warned Jamie that he would be a goner if Heath had died all at sea. It didn’t take long for Jamie’s great plan to be unravelled. Now, where has Heath gone? Surely he couldn’t have used his mighty tattooed biceps to swim all the way to Summer Bay?

Kyle gave a great speech about second chances; he earned 200 Brax-points for that.

Everyone was happy about Dr. April, except for Dex, who was worried he’d be left behind. The couple had a good chinwag and all is well.

Bianca is such a selfish wagon, it’s hilarious. She barely acknowledged April’s great news, and slunk off to her room. Then, when she got some good news herself, she was all chat, about herself of course.

Heath overboard

Tuesday, February 19th, 2013

Well that was pretty climactic. Jamie spent the episode fishing and filling Heath with drink, two mates having a bonza time. Only once Adam gave the word he whacked Heath across the noggin and dumped his unconscious body in a lifeboat with a hole in it. Heath had better wake up soon or hope that the current leaves him on a desert island before the boat sinks, Robinson Crusoe style.

Brax took a poll of public opinion in the town r.e. Jamie and Adam. Those surveyed included John, Kyle and Natalie. The results were most unsatisfied with the behaviour of the bad boy father and son combo. Brax reluctantly agreed to pay heed and told Adam to sling his hook. Something tells me that he won’t go down without a fight.

Brax was full of Charlie melancholy and noticed that he had a tattoo dedicated to her on his hand. He does like Nat and her nosiness but she can’t live up to a good old fashioned dose of Charlie face. He’s worried that she may end up dead like his ex so he’s dumped her for her own good. It’s never easy being a Braxton.

Bad boy boat trip

Monday, February 18th, 2013

Jamie is a brilliant pathetic baddie. He nicked Jett’s phone, quizzed Colleen about Leah, and texted Veej while pretending to be Jett. JP found the phone in Jamie’s car and confronted him. Jamie was like a deer in headlights; if it wasn’t for Heath’s experience in counter-threats, John would have dragged Jamie down the cop shop.

Adam got Liam to hire a boat for Jamie. What a weird request to make. But Jamie is supposed to kill Heath on the báid, so maybe Adam doesn’t want it traced back to him. It was the worst blackmail effort ever (Do as I say or I’ll get Bianca back on drugs), but it worked.

April’s going to med school. Does that mean she’s leaving soon?

Colleen continues to be brilliant. I thought that Sally would be back for Roo’s wedding, wonder when she’ll appear?

Harvey Bucks

Monday, February 11th, 2013

Even when someone is doing Haaaavey a favour, he’s a moany waste of space. Now his “mate” Winston has kidnapped him, as part of a buck’s night caper. Hope they don’t accidentally drive off Stewart’s Point…(fingers crossed)!

Jamie is still hanging around, being weird. He is pretending to be Veej on iChat, so Jett will get Leah’s location out of Liam. Phew. Good continuation of storyline, in fairness.

Marilyn hasn’t organised Roo’s hen; she totally forgot. Bet ten million euros they go to Angelo’s.

Lisa exited stage left. She told Sid she will break up with Neil, but wants to put some distance between herself and the Walkers first. Looks like Dex will be getting a new physio.

Did yis hear Sally’s coming back?

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