“You guys are never going to learn from your mistakes. You always cover up even though you get found out in the end.” Poor Jai and Xavier are lacking in the street smarts compared to Annie, the brains of the Campbell family. She seems to be the only one in town who understands the universal law of the bay – you commit the crime and you will do the time.

Oh dear, Xavier shot Jai.  Jai walked in front of him as he was trying to get a  jammed shotgun to fire.  Darwin award for both of them.  I bet Bruce Campbell is laughing his head off in Aussie heaven.

Hmm Charlie may get around but she’s a lot more self-aware than Martha is.  She explained her romantic situation to Constable Risotto.  That Mae one will be gone in a flash.

Good quote there by Irene; she reckons Mrs. Lou is a “peroxide piranha” and is after her money.  Unfortunately it looks like the tax man might get there first.

Angelo Risotto is getting suspicious of Hugo; do you think Hugo killed Lou?

Oh great, Xavier and Jai found a load of guns.  This is going to be a disaster.  I hope Rachel is on standby with her mad doctor skillz.

There were a few classic Home and Away scenarios in that episode.

Firstly, Jai was given a porno mag at school because he “needed it” after Annie dumped him.  He left it at home, where Alf found it thinking it was Miles’s, Miles found it thinking it was Alf’s, and eventually Annie found it and dumped Jai all over again.  Textbook.

Then, Miles thought he was about to get Kirstie up the duff, but sneakily she was taking the Pill behind his back.

Lastly, Hugo found Xavier slashing the tyres on Officer Risotto’s car.  He took the weapon off him and then turned around to get caught and blamed himself.  Brilliant.

Misunderstanding is the name of the game in Summer Bay.

I see Trey is forming a list of people who he has a grudge against.  He’s like Father Noel Furlong.  What he’ll do with the list is anyone’s guess.

Well done Jai on forming the mini-riot, as Miles called it.

So Lachie is the father of Claudia’s baby.  I nearly fell off my chair in shock.  Didn’t see that one coming, ohhhhhhh no.

Aden is a bleedin’ muppet.  What is he at with the loan shark dude?  It’s all going to end in disaster.  But Belle isn’t too healthy these days so maybe he won’t need that ring after all.

Jai has a raging horn on him. How long will he be able to keep it in check? He’s seen Ruby and Xavier get ready to “take it to the next level” and fuelled on alco spiked punch, he wants some of that action. Unfortunately for him, Annie is resistant to his teenage charm or lack thereof and told him to rack off. Poor fella will have to remain frustrated for now on the same level. Maybe he should switch his attention to the more accommodating types like Charlie or Martha.

It looks like the H&A scriptwriters are taking inspiration from Heroes .  Jai can lep off schools without a scratch.  That talent would probably come in handy in Summer Bay, with the amount of psychos that frequent the area.  If only Jai had arrived a few months earlier, he probably could have thwarted the whole Johnny Cooper plot.