Casey vs angry teacher

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

Bianca is struggling to cope with the fact that her marriage is over. She says she can’t bring go through the pregnancy and motherhood on her own. If only there were a single bloke around who’d be interested in providing a shoulder for her to cry on. I was under the impression that Liam had left town when he walked off but no, there he was moping on the beach as was Bianca. They had a talk but both seem certain it’s over. Maybe Liam will go back on the dope or the sauce, or maybe he’ll take over as the new manager of Angelo’s courtesy of a fast contract from Brax. Heath was none too impressed.

Speaking of drugs, Hayley is a pretty crap drug addict if she can’t even score some. She tried to get Heath to get some for her in exchange for legal fees. Heath displayed intelligence for once in his life and refused. Maybe he is growing up and copping on?

Sasha is giving Xavier the cold shoulder since their break up. She’s not returning his calls and is avoiding him in the town. Xavier is on the right track with his suspicions over Sasha’s mental state, he just needs to convince somebody else of his theory.

Casey has made an enemy in the newly appeared teacher in the school, who is very angry about Casey succeeding with Henri where he failed. As a result, he’s a frustrated  man and is taking it out on Casey. Case might have to resort to setting Brax on him. This new teacher is hilarious, almost as laughable as the evil Hammer.

Brax goes soft

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012

I felt sorry for Hayley. First Brax brings her up to the cliff top to threaten her life. He let her off and she scarpered, running as fast as she could. She had her fill of Braxtons and tried to leave but Heath wasn’t having any of it. He blackmailed her into staying and continuing to represent him. That’s not going to be easy.

Leah continues on her Brax buzz. She met him for a showdown and laid her true feelings on the line. Brax said he couldn’t feel the same as he’s not over Charlie and never will be so they’re going to be friends. I hope Leah moves on now.

Casey continues to obsess over Henri. He stalked her to find out her address and is planning to go find her. He is willing to give up school to be with her. April told him that’s stupid but he won’t listen. Then Brax tried to set him straight to no avail, he’s still going to see her. Can’t see that ending well.

Liam changed his mind over forcing Bianca to get a DNA test. A talk with April set him straight. I hope that Liam and Bianca leave the bay and Heath follows them out, sick of all of them really. This storyline is slow and repetitive. What happened to the plotting of the good old days? Time for a new psycho nurse like Zoe McAllister, a crook kid like Duncan Stewart or a natural disaster like the flood that killed Michael. The excitement…

Rindi is dead

Friday, May 18th, 2012

Indi and Romeo are absolute disgraces. They briefly spoke about ending their marriage, then went off pashing/next-level-ing with other people. I am glad they were so invested in their marriage that they could abandon it at the drop of a hat. TUT TUT.

Ruby declared her love for Romeo, but luckily he was too locked to hear her.

Dr. Sid made a great growling noise when he met Logan.

Gina got to the bottom of the Henri-Casey alliance, with the help of Veej. Henri is so stupid. Could she not have waited two months until Casey’s exams were over? She could hardly have expected him to have any sense, he’s a River Relative!

Court case incoming

Wednesday, May 16th, 2012

Ooh Heath is taking the Rockstars to court over baby access rights. Does this mean more Morag? please yes.

Casey is moping about with his broken heart. Veej saw he and Henri pashing ooooh. Madge Wilkins will know in no time.

Bad boy makeover

Thursday, May 10th, 2012

Dex found two college mates who gave him girlfriend advice when they saw April’s name on his copy. They said he didn’t have a chance of getting her back due to his nice guy image. He needed their help in the form of a bad boy makeover. They all went to the bar for shots and lessons in being elusive. Can’t see it ending well. If this works, April is a simpleton. Maybe he’ll take it to heart and join the river boys.

Poor Felix is a desperate actor. Fair play to Sasha, she didn’t desert her brother or forget about him, unlike Xavier and Brendan. Her plan to live with Felix in the city didn’t work out and she came back to the farm.

Henri is going to take a job at the school, but has a lot to consider, not least her affair with Casey. I can see the doo-doo hitting the fan before long. Casey has very bad timing with his text messages. They’ll have to take a break until after his exams. Casey will go off the rails before long I’d say. Maybe he’ll threaten to leave school again.

On trial

Sunday, May 6th, 2012

Sasha’s on trial. Morag’s her lawyer. Watson’s agin her. Sasha said Watson was nice to her down the station, but has now changed her tune. Xavier flinched at his mentor being slagged off.

April knows about Casey and Henri. Henri’s gonna quit teaching so the affair can continue. Casey was smiling like a simpleton when he heard.

So, when were you going to tell me you were leaving?

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012

In grand oul Summer Bay tradition, Elijah tells Leah he’s leaving, on his leaving day. Like so many before him, (Geoff, Annie, and so on) the Rev is only dying to get out of town. He’s going to Another Parish. He had a hooley on the beach before he left, and cleared up any stray plotlines while he was at it. See ya later, Rev.

Leah told Brax a barefaced lie when she said she wasn’t interested in him. The truth will come out in the wash.

Liam went MENTILE at Eddie and smashed his guitar. All because Eddie nicked Liam’s lyrics. Fair enough, I thought. The bauld Eddie is denying all culpability, however. What’s that about? What is he playing at? Is he someone’s long-lost relative or something?

April caught Casey and Henri having a secret after-hours pash in Angelo’s. Knowing her capacity for keeping secrets, the whole Bay will know before long.

Sasha the Bashed Basha is going on trial “tomorrow”. This will be good. I hope Morag features heavily.



Friday, April 27th, 2012

Marilyn and Roo staged an intervention for John. He’s too slovenly for their tastes. He said Gina didn’t have a problem with it and threw out the dinner he’d prepared. Wasteful. Later, he overhead Roo telling Dumb Harvey that Gina was actually sick of John’s habits. Poor Mr. JP.

Veej is trying to join the River Boys. The younger members made him carry out some stupid pranks, until Brax, newly released from hospital, caught him and put a stop to it. Veej was arrested for vandalising a police car. Sergeant Watson put manners on him.

Casey hung around Henri’s back garden while she entertained a tipsy Gina. Henri could do with buying some thick curtains, if she’s to continue sleeping with a student.


Friday, April 20th, 2012

“Hoo-roo!”, said Gina, as Henri set off for Casey’s house. What a wonderful expression.

Gina has lovely sunglasses. Also, she’s still v. cross with John. It’s quite entertaining. Sasha and Xavier engineered a dinner so that John and Gina would talk. It backfired.

Casey looks at Henri as if he wants to lick her. The cat is practically lepping out of that bag. She’s called it off (again).

Indi’s uni mate has a handsome, rich brother. Her husband is out of town with his ex-lover. It’s like something out of Mills and Boon. Indi went to surfertown and saw Ruby in what she thought was Romeo’s bed. Ruby talked Romeo out of going after Indi and he stupidly agreed. DICKHEAD.

Fashion watch: bay style special

Thursday, April 19th, 2012


  • Dex’s bicycle t-shirt
  • April’s study outfit


  • Roo’s volumous tent dresses
  • Bianca’s weird pink and black top – strange

Bianca lost it with April after Heath confronted her about the baby.  She went down to the beach for a mope and Dex found her there. Dex as ever has let bygones be bygones with April and wants to be mates with her again.

Casey come up with a genius plan of dropping out of school so he could be with Henri.  Clever boy.  But it worked out pretty well for him in the end, he went back to school, Henri is going to be his tutor again and he got to kiss her too.  Why didn’t she just say “wait until after your exams”? Far too sensible for a summer bay storyline.

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