One last surf

Monday, September 29th, 2014

One last surf

Well, that was amazing. In one episode, Connie came around, handed Darcy over to  Heath, Bianca showed up, and they all disappeared off to The City, never to be seen again. It was like an Irish wake in Famine times. “When will I see you again?”, “Ah sure, I don’t know”. I’m fairly sure The City is not that far away.

Ricky showed her true colours as a Home and Away aficionado when she used a theme song lyric to berate Connie, “you know they belong together”. Her guilt trip worked wonders, and Connie agreed that the Heathcliff Braxton family would be better as one household.

The Boyz went for ONE LAST SURF. Kyle was hanging back, leaving the original crew to it, until Brax muttered “You coming or what?”. They all had a topless pow-wow on the beach, then Brax, Heath and Casey went for a surf. Why did Kyle get topless if he wasn’t even going to swim? And it looked like The Boyz were only body-boarding anyway, he could’ve managed that.

Go in the effing sea, at least

Go in the effing sea, at least

Back at the gaff, Phoebe stood up to Chezza, who just shrugged. Harley wore an amazing hat for his final scenes.

HARLEYHAT

HARLEYHAT

Now that the Braxton numbers have been decimated, Brax has reluctantly agreed to have a baby with Ricky. He needs more troops to continue his reign of the Bay. He’ll be the next Alfred Stewart in no time.

Family meeting

Monday, August 18th, 2014

Brax called a family meeting and then proceeded to tell the gang that there was no point to the meeting, he just wanted to see them all and get a progress report. It wasn’t quite what they were all expecting, these things normally involve assassination attempts or somebody being sent to jail. Brax is worried about the boys and wants to have more input from them, some involvement in their lives. He even volunteered to babysit Harley. They had a massive barbie in the garden, looked like a great time, complete with crap music and burnt snags. Brax seemed disappointed that there’s no drama with his bros. Be careful what you wish for Darryl.

Phoebe is still worried about the shooting as she doesn’t know that her Dad was behind it. Brax told Kyle to fess up and tell her the truth which he had to do eventually, she was suitably gob smacked when she found out her Dad is a dog.

Denny is having second thoughts about Chris. He pales in comparison to Casey in her eyes. Hannah asked her whats going on and she told her that she’s going off him, she finds him a bit annoying now. Chris tried to call over to Denny’s but she was having a girl’s night.

Spencer confronted Evelyn about her having the hots for Josh but she wasn’t impressed. Maddie copped on too and told Josh so it won’t be long before Evelyn finds out that everyone else knows. Cue Josh calling over and telling her he knows but she denied it and said it was all in Spencer’s head.

Braxton punch count: 0
Harley hat count: 1

Bye bye Braxton

Tuesday, August 12th, 2014

Why aren’t Heath and Andy better mates? They’re both dum and have dodgy pasts, and are currently trying to reform themselves for their partners.

Oscar is cured after a talk with Andy, he told him to get over it and he has. Hannah tricked Andy into giving Oscar a pep talk, which he did but he wasn’t happy with the position she put him in so he broke it off with her. What is he at?

Bianca and Heath are about to leave town due to her transfer, only one problem, Heath doesn’t know about it yet. She told him she was going to turn it down but he told her not to, that’s them done.

Nate isn’t getting on with his wife Sophie. It turns out that they met when he saved her from a car accident, is that ethical practice for a doctor? They had a showdown in her school office which rapidly turned into a steamy sex session. Maybe she can’t resist his accent?

Braxton punch count: 0
Braxton “dog” count: 0

The S Word

Friday, August 1st, 2014

Eh, hello? Is this Home and Away or Fifty Shades of Grey? Did yis hear Andy Barrett boasting about the “amazing sex” he’s having with Hannah? I only wish Alf had been there to hear him.

Pheebs is back, despite Daddy Bigbuck’s best efforts. Coincidentally, the Braxton gaff was wrecked by an unknown and very speedy chap. Kyle gave chase, but ended up on the road in a bloody, bashed, bundle. He did get a good long look at his assailant though.

The other Braxton bros went for a surf.

Blood and sand x 3

Blood and sand x 3

Bianca is still whinging over getting back with Heath and accepting Harley.

Zac and Hannah have agreed to keep their relationship business-like. That is the maddest family ever. Aunt from one side, uncle from the other, and two teenage children. Not to mention the aunt and uncle had a dalliance until Andy “amazing sex” Barrett entered the picture.

P-A-R-T-A-Y

Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

Maddie decided everyone at school was sad over Tamara leaving (nonsense), so she decided to throw a party. After Alf told her the caravan park was out-of-bounds, Marilyn offered up the surf club as a venue. Josh and Evelyn both declined the invite out of moodiness. Bleedin’ dopes.

Bianca offered to look after Harley until the Braxton shooter was brought to justice. As soon as she was left alone with the bub, though, she nearly had a panic attack. She is the most highly-strung school principal of all-time. She also randomly skips work to mind children. Anyway, all was well as soon as she picked up the baby, who was wearing an amazing hat.

Harley's amazing hat

Harley’s amazing hat

Captain support pays a visit

Thursday, July 10th, 2014

Phoebe’s dad is a big city lawyer and he decided to take a trip to the Bay to check up on his daughter. He wants to see how she’s getting on with her fella, given that he’s supporting her financially. He is very curious about Kyle and seemed none too impressed when he learned that he’s a Braxton. He is getting a detective to investigate Kyle, I’d say he’ll find some dirt there.

Bianca was upset to find Heath returned bringing Harley, unexpectedly. She is trying to adapt to their changing circumstances. He accused her of being selfish and not thinking about him and the baby. She still thinks he needs to decide between Harley and her. Leah reckons they’ll find a way through their difficulties as they love each other. They had a showdown on street and she told him it’s over, she can’t get over Harley. Bianca went crying to Irene and Heath was left holding the baby.

John is missing Jett and Marilyn is having a hard time cheering him up. She suggested a tarot reading or tea leaves to see what’s going on for him, they settled on a palm reading and they had a discussion about John’s wedding ring. He said he’s not ready to take it off yet and Marilyn is fine with that.

Braxton punch count: 0

Olé, olé, olé, oh…

Thursday, June 12th, 2014

…so H&A is off until the World Cup is over. Hopefully Heath and Bianca will take the opportunity to have a good hard look at themselves and cop on. Harley’s mam died, and Bianca can’t tolerate the heathspawn anywhere near her, so Heath is going to dump the child on some rellies. Ridiculous situation. Why did the baby’s ma send Harley away just before she popped her clogs?

Zac mistakenly confessed to Hannah that he ran over Tamara while drunk; it’s only a matter of time before he goes to YCPD. Oscar better face the music, and sharpish.

I can’t wait to see what adventures John and Jett have in the Diana boat. The orange jumpsuit brigade will no doubt be involved.

Diner on a downer

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

Business is bad at the diner. The risotto food poisoning incident put all of the customers off eating there, which isn’t surprising. Marilyn was given the day off due to lack of customers but decided to go the whole hog and handed her notice into Irene. Things are so bad that she’s considering closing the diner. That should work out well for Angelo’s given it’s the only other eatery in town.

Brax displayed remarkable parental skill with his new nephew Harley. Ricky was dead impressed but still didn’t feel like revealing her miscarriage to him. She had a change of heart after talking to Casey and decided to tell him what happened, he was suitably shocked.

Brax went to confront Andy about the photo and denied knowing what it was about. Andy told Casey he’s leaving the gym for a while, where’s he off to? It must have something to do with the photo.

Sasha took Matt around to her place and tried to cheer him up but he just wanted to get it on. Sasha suggested playing poker and things got flirty so she told him to cool it. He rejected her help and said that she had screwed things up for him by recommending sending his sister away but then he returned and apologised, now they are bestest buds.

 

Harley, is it?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

I have a question: why does Heath have the baby if the ma isn’t dead yet?

Harley started roaring when he met Cheryl, an appropriate response, some might say.

Matt was trying to be all things to his little sister while their da is in jail. Sasha has some form in this area, so she convinced Matt to hand the young one over to DOCS. In fairness to Matt, at least he didn’t make Ellie live in a toilet.

Leah is still in hospital but her liver is on the mend, so no donor for her. Jett is delira and Veej is nowhere to be seen.

P.S. DANNY WAS A DOG! Good woman Cheryl.

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Original image from This is Oz



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