So Geoff’s in So You Think You Can Dance in Australia.  I wonder will he bring his dancing skills to Summer Bay somehow?  Himself and Martha could have a barn-dance-off.

OK, we’re a bit behind!  Trey must have thought all his birthdays came at once when Nicole said she wanted to go back to his house.  No doubt they took it to the next level.

Gardy is annoying, and Roman is even more annoying for putting up with him.  Grr.

And so Claudia is up the pole and on the bubble.  Geoff looked like a rabbit caught in headlights when he saw the pregnancy test.  He does a good dopey.

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Martha is thick as a brick; she couldn’t figure out why Hugo would rather face the worst downpour Summer Bay has ever seen than stay the night.  Then she stood open-mouthed when he explained that he shouldn’t have feelings for her as he was Jack’s cousin and she was Jack’s wife.  You could almost see the cogs attempting to turn.  “Jack”, she was probably thinking, “who was he again?”.  I think she’s been taking tips from Charlize Theron on how to play a MRF.

Rachel has another string to her medical bow I see; she’s now an optometrist as well as everything else.

So Claudia’s up the duff.  Imagine if Geoff was your da, he’d agonise over every decision.

Irene’s lawyer is beyond rubbish; she can’t even organise a trial date.  Irene’ll have drunk the prison dry by the time she gets around to it.

As uncovered by Flamin’ Mongrel, and beautifully described,

Old horseface has gotten herself into some serious trouble: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,25589659-10229,00.html. Life imitating art. Remember when Cam “planted” the drugs on her?

Also, go Geoff! You saucy little devil: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,25589772-10229,00.html

I love the way the Aussie papers expect us all to know what bikies are.

Who do you reckon Geoff’s teenage starlet is?

On the RTE TV listings today, they actually say “Geoff and Claudia take their relationship to the next level”.  Someone in there must be a huge H&A fan; they’ve got the lingo down pat.  Geoff probably thought he was being punished by Allah for his sins when the caravan went on fire.

I see Pippa is waltzing around Summer Bay playing foster mother to everyone again.  Only this time, most of the residents don’t know who she is.  Certainly the likes of Annie, Geoff and Jai arrived long after she swanned off into the sunset.

Poor Roman – not only is he blind, but he’s suffering some kind of post-traumatic stress thing from being in the not-so-secret Special Forces.  Plus, Miles is making jokes at his expense.  Today’s was a winner – “you’re already blind, a couple of beers won’t hurt”.

Belle met a junkie rockstar in rehab.   Maybe she’ll go on tour with him when they both get out.

Summer Bay is really coming into the media age; it now has its own radio station.  The Bay FM DJ who was hanging around with Alf seemed like a chipper chappie, and I’d say a few more H&A regulars would give good wireless if they got the chance.

Jack and Martha would of course drive the drama department, while Colleen would be Australia’s answer to Joooooooe Duffy.   Morag might make a good Marian Finucane.  Melody and Geoff could do a radio version of A Prayer at Bedtime .  I wouldn’t put Leah on the sound desk though, she’d get far too flustered.

So Ma Jones reckons that Melody needs an exorcism? I was hoping that we’d get to see the projectile vomiting and her head spinning 360 degrees. It didn’t turn out to be quite so exciting. Poor Melody. Stuck with that wagon for a mother. Sure no wonder she went loopy.

So it looks like Nicole might be on the bubble, up the pole and in the family way.  Good.  It’s ages since we had a decent teenage pregnancy scandal.  What will Holy Geoff do though?  Surely he’ll have to flagellate himself?

Why is Kirsty helping Kane out?  And why does he need 5K in prison?  She should cut him right off, otherwise Bartlett will be calling around for repayment in kind…