OK, we’re a bit behind!  Trey must have thought all his birthdays came at once when Nicole said she wanted to go back to his house.  No doubt they took it to the next level.

Gardy is annoying, and Roman is even more annoying for putting up with him.  Grr.

And so Claudia is up the pole and on the bubble.  Geoff looked like a rabbit caught in headlights when he saw the pregnancy test.  He does a good dopey.

Gardy is a criminal mastermind.  He, along with his sidekick Roman, decided to launch a crime spree in Summer Bay and his first target was the local off licence.  It’s hardly Fort Knox.  Come to think of it, I doubt there are many targets worth robbing in the Bay.  Where will he strike next?  The bait shop?  He could rob a lifetime’s supply of worms and files.  What about the struggling for business caravan park?  He’d want to hurry up or it’ll be closed down.  The bay is a thieves paradise alright.

Gardy is some man for one man. He can cure blindness with his own revolutionary brand of aversion therapy.  Throwing a blind Roman off a bridge worked a treat.  He should turn his hand to all ailments, physical and mental.

“Broken leg? Run a marathon mate, you’ll be right.”

“Arachnophobia? That’s only for girls. Eat 20 Tarantulas and you never have to worry about a spider again.”

“Migrane? Beat yourself over the head with a cricket bat and you’ll be bonza.”

Ohhhh yes, another mistaken imprisonment storyline.  Irene is going to the slammer, just like Dani and Alf before her.  I bet she’ll be top dog in no time.   In addition, when she is finally cleared, she’ll be a millionaire.  Unless Lou’s not really dead?

Gardy is about to eff Roman off a bridge in the hopes of getting his sight back.  Could he not just make a really loud noise to give him a fright?

Gardy or however you spell it is a bit of a mentalist.  I liked Miles’ line about how he’d be getting the tape measure out any time soon.  I don’t think there’s been a mickey-measuring competition since Fisher lived in the Bay.  Himself and Alf were always at it.

Seeing as we watch H&A on youtube these days, we see the Aussie previews.  It looks like Roman’s mate is a bit bold.  It’s a pity.

How come Trey’s da knows Hugo is lying about the shark?  He’s very adamant about it.

That scrap in the surf club was great.  Looks like Roman didn’t lose his SAS fighting skills along with his eyesight.  Hugo seems fairly nifty in a fight too.  That’ll be something to do with his mysterious past.  Oooooh!