Almost blind

Monday, July 21st, 2014

Tamara’s brain is about to explode, we’ve seen that storyline before.

Oscar is still trying to fess up about the accident but Evelyn wants him to cease and desist, his conscience won’t let him. He spilled his guts to Sasha and she wants to write his story in her newspaper article.

Phoebe’s missing her father so she rang him and appologised, why did she bother? Now that herself and Ricky are full-time Braxton babes will they have to get the Blood and Sand tattoos?

Back in action

Monday, July 7th, 2014
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Quadruple Casey madness

The World Cup may not be over, but normality has been slightly restored with the return of our Summer Bay buddies. Here’s a refresher:

  • Casey’s still sulking about being half Braxton, half Barrett. He also received a Union Jack hat in the post from yer wan in England. He’ll be taking another trip across the water shortly, so. On Brax’s advice, he’s organized a pow-wow with Big Mammy Braxton, wherein he plans to confront her about her daddy-concealing ways.
  • Tamara remembered that it was Zac’s car that hit her. Zac gave himself up to the poh-lice, and Oscar is wracked with guilt over his favourite uncle taking the blame for his own heinous crime. Evelyn is very calm about it all. Sociopath! Also, Hannah got Andy to bash the dints out of the car, making everything even more suspicious.

Complications

Monday, April 14th, 2014

The twins have decided that Denny is going to stay in the farm, Evelyn is going to share her room. Hannah and Zac are a bit surprised, they got ambushed by the kids. Hannah still wants a romantic relationship with Zac but he’s being evasive so she headed off for a bit of alone time on the beach. While there she ran into Dr Accent and Andy, which was a good opportunity for flirting. Denny has spotted that Zac and Evelyn are involved but he told her it’s complicated, meanwhile Hannah and Andy were on the lock in Angelo’s. They had a laugh but no next level for Andy yet. Zac was jealous when she came in late. When will those two cop on and get it on?

Heath got Jess to agree to meet Bianca. Miss Scott is still getting her head around the situation so she asked Heath to leave them alone together, she wanted to figure out Jess’s motivation. She doesn’t want money, just for Heath to be involved in the baby’s life. Bianca is devastated to hear that Heath told her about Rocco’s death when they slept together. She asked him to leave the bedsit so he went into Casey for a chat.

Casey is on Adam’s trail, trying to get him to testify. Ricky wants to help him, but can’t face seeing her bro again. Nate left her to make up her mind, he thinks she’s still into Brax. Casey faced him down on the inside and Adam wants something from Casey. In exchange for testifying for Brax, Adam wants Casey to go and find Jamie, he drives a hard bargain but as he tried to turn the screw Ricky turned up and said that this time, he’d have to play by her rules.

Grilling me like a cheese sandwich

Monday, April 7th, 2014

John was simultaneously accommodating Harvey and avoiding Roo’s questions; until she barged up to his house and told her husband to leave the Bay and leave everyone in peace. Good advice.

Sasha’s run for school captain got off to a bad start; Matt and the other students drowned out her speech by chanting Tamara’s name instead. Not since the days of Kirsty and Jade have students been so passionate about school politics.

Denny was about to leave the Bay when Evelyn demanded a tete-a-tete. They’ll be devoted sisters before you can say “strike me flamin’ handsome”.

Girls Night In 2014

Monday, March 31st, 2014

Sasha, Marilyn and Roo decided to have a girls’ night for Roo as she is so head-wrecked over Harvey. I’d say Marilyn is the queen of girls’ nights. While the ladies were boosting morale, Harvey was rowing with Chris and showing up at John’s, looking for a place to stay.

Does anyone know what happened to Harvey? He was stuck alone on a boat/island? This is a very extreme reaction.

Oscar met up with Denny and they got on grand. Evelyn is refusing contact.

Party time

Tuesday, March 18th, 2014

Jett and Veej came up with an amazing party plan, have it in Irene’s while she is away. Chris and Spencer were sure that the other bro had organised it but once they came back to find it in full swing they decided to go with the flow and they got to partying. All was good until Irene came back and caught them in the act. She’s going to have some time punishing Chris and Spencer for their carry-on.

Things are not going smoothly on the farm. The twins were annoyed with Zac over Ethan’s funeral arrangements. They went off in a huff but when Zac brought them back home from the party they had a big chat and it’s going to be fine now, they’ll set up as a proper family.

Some odd dude from Andy’s past turned up in the Bay asking questions about the elder Barrett bro. He turned up at the party and heard that Casey had taken Andy on in the gym, where he was locking up. Andy could be in a for a bashing.

Brain surgery

Wednesday, March 5th, 2014

Boom! That’s the sound of Summer Bay reacting to the Sniper blowing up the hospital.

Bianca and Heath were trapped inside with Nate once the roof collapsed. Bianca had pressure on the brain, what Hugo might refer to as a brain explosion.

Nate said there is nothing for it, I’ll have to drill into her skull to relieve the pressure; she needed that like she needed a hole in the head.  Alf and the orange jumpsuit lads turned up in time to get her out but it’s touch and go whether she’ll be ok.  I love when Alf gets his emergency gear on, you know it’s business time when that happens.

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The twins and Kyle are still trapped in the container without oxygen, food or water. Unbeknownst to them and their captors, Ethan was critically injured in the explosion and he won’t be back anytime soon. He croaked it and now nobody knows where the missing children and Kyle are.  Will Zac be able to save them before they resort to eating each other?

I’m sorry, I take it all back

Tuesday, March 4th, 2014

After all of my giving-out that H&A was gone a bit zzz, a bit meh, they throw that episode at us! Look at all that happened:

Harvey came back!! I’m so glad I was too lazy to put him on the wall of death now! No explanation yet though. Bet he swam back.

Oscar and Evelyn got kidnapped by their dad, who is now CULT BOSS!! Kyle put in a brave effort trying to save them, but got bashed by cult hencemen. He’s come a long way since his own kidnapping days.

Montgomery’s bomb went off, in the hospital!! Ricky, Bianca, Heath, Irene and Nate all got flung about in the blast. Is that the end of Brax Junior?

AND, Johnny Cooper was on TwoTube! He was a classic Summer Bay baddie, throwing his weight around, threatening Brad, and making his brother Rocco stab Sally. HELLO TEACH!

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Farming and flirting

Monday, February 17th, 2014

Hannah, Zac and the kids are going to rent the farmhouse. This is a pretty stupid idea given they have just started kissing, they’re going to try and keep their feelings under control, for the sake of the kids. They’ll have to take lots of cold showers.

Kyle and Ricky went to visit Brax and Kyle tried to tell him about her flirting with Dr. Accent. How long before the two of them get into a full blown affair? Kyle is going to do his best to make sure that doesn’t happen, he’s like a chaperone, coming between them at every opportunity. When they got home Ricky collapsed on the floor. What if she has to be hospitalised and Dr. Accent is the only one who can help her?

Josh and Andy are having problems fitting into the bay, as are most of the Mangrove River students. They were having a great wrestle down on the pier but Maddy spoiled their fun. She’s trying to get him into the Bay way of life but he prefers to hang with his bro, causing hassle and being narky.  Maddy is unimpressed but she just needs patience, he’ll come round sooner rather than later, the spirit of the Bay is infectious.

Dead set legend

Monday, February 10th, 2014

Chris explained to Sasha that Spencer wasn’t into Evelyn, thus saving the relationship. He then pronounced himself a dead set legend, which is a phrase I will henceforth be using daily.

Casey couldn’t make a decision for himself, so off he went to prison to visit Brax.

Dump her

Dump her, oi

Then Casey found Tamara at the farm, dumped her (if she gets back with Kyle arghhhhhhhhHHHHHH), and then Dopey Dex and April asked them to be best man and bridesmaid! The thicks. Of course, the other two thicks will go along with it and pretend to be a couple.

Finally, Jett and Nina left the barn and came back to the real world, whereupon Mr. John Palmer rightly give out yards to his adopted son.

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