Trouble ahoy

Monday, October 6th, 2014

Andy still owes his cash to the dealer. Casey asked Brax for help but got shot down. Casey gave Andy some cash from the gym to keep him going but will it be enough to keep Cody off his back and stop Josh from getting bashed again?

Maddy is having a great time jumping around on the beach and taking O-zone to the bone zone, far better than going to school. Roo sat her down and told her it wasn’t fair to use Oscar to get back at Josh and Evelyn, so she dumped him. Poor Oscar, back into the friend zone.

Sasha is having problems with her poetry. It turns out Matt is a poetic genius and submitted his poem with her name on it, unbeknownst to Sasha. She’ll get an A and then go mad when she finds out it is for his poem.  I reckon I could do better than Sasha’s effort.

Phoebe is a snitch while Maddy is a bitch
Sid misses his ditch and Cheryl is a witch
Brax says “Oi”, Harley’s a baby boy
When Andy shows his face, Hannah jumps for joy

 

Feel free to put your own poem in the comments.

Zac lash

Monday, June 2nd, 2014

No doubt Josh is regretting his “mature” decision to tell Alf he and Maddie were sleeping together. He had to attend TWO interventions in the caravan park, in which Marilyn said sex and Alf nearly said condom. Scarleh for him. The upshot of these excruciating chats is that Josh is allowed to stay over, once everyone is “responsible”. Good euphemism.

Ricky and Brax still weren’t sure whether they were back together, despite having slept together. Luckily, Nate is still hanging around Ricky like a bad smell, which forced her hand. She told Brax she loved him and told Nate to eff off.

Oscar fancies Maddie, and is looking for an opportunity to get rid of that pesky virginity. Zac was slagging him over it, so Hannah decided to be an unbelievable wagon and call him a drunk. The only option was to get a bottle of grog and go on the batter in the principal’s office. Zac has some notions – what’s wrong with a ditch?

Zac on the batter

 

 

Moving forward

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

Sean spent the episode throwing his weight around, trying to intimidate and kidnap half the bay. He had Andy cornered in the caravan park and was starting to bash when Casey turned up at the head of the Boyz, it’s great to see the old gang back together. Casey managed to face him down which saved Andy’s bacon. Kyle got the hump that he wasn’t invited along for the gang war so he met Sean later and brought him to Angelo’s, trying to pay him off. Sean was ungrateful and didn’t accept Kyle’s offer of a payoff to walk away. He swung but clearly didn’t realise who he was messing with, Kyle made dirt of Sean, and kicked him out of his blood stained restaurant. When Casey turned up asking after Sean’s whereabouts, Kyle pleaded ignorance, saying he had no idea where Sean had got off to.

A short while later he turned up in Irene’s. Bashed, bloody but unbowed, he still found time to threaten and intimidate a few more cast members, namely Irene, Sasha, Spencer and Chris. He has them prisoner in their own home now, which is lovely and tidy after the slave labour the kids have to put in for partying too hard in Irene’s gaff.

Harvey is still trying to figure out who he is since he returned from his ordeal. He spent the night outdoors, sleeping rough under the stars. I wonder if he would like a go at Sid’s ditch, it’s free now the good Dr. has left town.

Take a walk on the wild side

Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

Dex & April went to Sasha’s day spa for their bucks and hen night. It ended up in a massive game of monopoly. Wild. April was accepted into her Paris course so they’re off to France, without telling their families. Sasha lost it as did Dr Sid who walked in the door as they were telling her. Great to have Sid back, maybe he’ll throw Dex a proper buck’s night in the ditch.

sid is back

Matt and the Sniper had a “secret meetup” outside the surf club but Leah spotted them. She knows something is up. Montgomery met Matt on the beech and told him to tell the cops that Bianca tried it on with him. He refused so she smacked him. I can’t see this going away in a hurry. Next she broke into the school and sprayed “Slag” on Bianca’s door, she’s trying to frame Matt again.

Casey got his HSC. I must say, I didn’t see that coming.

Tamara taken…

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2013

…and I wish they’d friggin’ keep her. Adam’s grand plan is coming to an end, still don’t know what the climax will be though. He keeps just saying BRAX WILL DIE. Yeah right, Ads, we all know Blood and Sand will prevail.

I don’t know what Ricky’s at either. She told Brax the boogeyman is making her do all the bad stuff. Another yeah right for you Ricky – why would you be afraid if you don’t know who’s threatening you? Ah Darryl, Darryl Braxton, open your eyes.

Ricky is joining the hostage hootenanny over at Ads’s house. He’s not letting any of those Sheilas go until Brax shows up to claim them. OI.

April got her dream placement, which sadly, is as Sid’s sidekick. Expect loads of doctor breaks in the ditch with bottles of whiskey, Ms. Scott. Dex is uneasy about the scenario as their relationship has been forged anew. I hope he can refrain from romancing while on duty.

 

 

The Boize: Private Detective Agency

Wednesday, June 26th, 2013

That episode was way more crack.

Firstly, Casey is in a remand centre as a result of being arrested for armed robbery. Brax came to visit and give out about Casey giving a statement without their lawyer there. Neither of them know their lawyer’s name. Brax also assured Casey that The Boize are on the case. The Boize don’t seem to have names either, and if it was down to them, Case would be inside for manys a long year.

Rosie is not facing up to the realities of being a teenage mum. She is counting on Sasha, Spencer (who has only been her friend for a week) and Zach for support. Why she doesn’t talk to Natalie or Roo, who actually had a teenage pregnancy (and is still wearing the clothes), is beyond me.

A random bitchy character cropped up today – Holly. She is there to slag Rosie off in general. Summer Bay High is great for the odd wagon, remember that one that bullied Jett?

The episode ended with Brax sitting in what seemed to be an outside kitchen. Very weird. He was on the whiskey, which as everyone knows, is only for consumption in ditches. Ricky is being a great support to everyone. If I were her I’d scarper, especially as Brax has sworn to kill the dog that landed Casey in the clink again.

Kid kidnapped

Wednesday, March 13th, 2013

I reckon Heath’s most used phrase is “What are you talking about?” Brax is helping him look for Darcy who’se been kidnapped from school. Who took her? If was only Adam, newly out of jail. The justice system in summer bay leaves a lot to be desired. He and Brax went to an indsutrial park waiting for Adam to turn up, Heath suggested smashing things up while they waited but his bro advised against it, the killjoy. They met Adam and he did his usual, a job offer involving dodgy dealings.

Maddie and Spencer are doing a good Romeo and Juliet impression, star crossed lovers whose families are coming between them. Won’t be long before the parents turn up I suppose. Harvey wants them to ring their parents but Roo wants to let them be. Roo’ll get her way, no doubt. Maddie still isn’t well and has a fever now so had to be taken to hospital. That might alert her parents.

Sid is very down in the dumps these days. He doesn’t feel needed by his familiy anymore. He can’t be far from the ditch with the way he’s carrying on. He wasn’t full of sympathy when Romeo got sacked, and flew off the handle at all the kids despite the fact they bought tea and biccies.

Romeo got sacked, so he’s back on the scratch. Maybe he’ll restart the surf school?

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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